"Rabbit, come back quickly! You are too embarrassed... I used to think you were very strong, but now you are so cowardly!" In the distance, the Xiaotian dog was too embarrassed to see anyone. The dog owner covered his face and said,
I wanted to tell everyone that I didn't know this rabbit.
Taozhixian and others also shook their heads and smiled bitterly.
The mythical beast on the other side of the Catfish God looked at the rabbit with undisguised disdain.
As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of being weak, you will look down on those who are timid in delivering goods.
"When we were scolding him before, he was quite fierce. I thought this rabbit was a character."
"Me too. I thought he was pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger. Now it seems that he is really a thirteenth-level loser."
"After going down the mountain, I'm afraid this rabbit will be killed and returned to Novice Village."
"I guess so……"
A group of mythical beasts were discussing without intending to suppress their voices, and they obviously didn't care that Yi Zheng heard them.
In the distance, Jiuyin Shen also smiled: "Jidian, if you find such a thing to form a team, you will lose one of your own people."
Ji Dian shook his fan and said with a smile: "Is it embarrassing? It's not embarrassing. I think it's good. Harmony is the most precious thing. Is it true that harmony brings wealth to everyone?"
What's the good of beating and killing people?
Just like a poor monk, he is very good."
The result was a blank stare, and the green-haired lion couldn't help but said: "Jidian, forget it if you say this to others, tell us, won't you blush?
Who doesn’t know that you are the most evil person?”
Ji Dian put down his fan and said unhappily: "Xiao Qingmao, don't talk like that!
I'm suing you for defamation!
The poor monk is a monk, and he dislikes fighting and killing."
"Yes, you stewed them all." Jiuyin Shen sneered.
Ji Dian said: "That's the transcendence of the poor monk! It's just that the method is a little more complicated... you don't understand."
Everyone was collectively speechless.
At this time, everyone heard Rabbit's voice again: "Is there really no room left?"
The mythical beasts shook their heads, this rabbit has no backbone at all!
The Catfish God is becoming more and more proud and arrogant, turning his head almost 180 degrees. To be clear, I am arrogant, I am proud, I ignore you, I don’t have you in my eyes, I don’t look at you... I’m indifferent
Following you!
The Catfish God was feeling proud when he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Fuck...be careful!"
At the same time, the Catfish God felt a murderous aura approaching, and he turned back, but it was already too late!
I saw the rabbit carrying a big carrot, with black light lingering on the carrot, and terrifying power concentrated on one point!
Katcha!
Ouch!
The catfish god let out a shrill scream, hugged his legs and fell to the ground, shouting: "It's murder! Help!"
At the same time, the catfish god's internal trial broke out and he prepared to defend himself.
However, the imagined continuous attacks did not come. Look at the rabbit again.
I saw him running away with a big carrot in one hand and half of his leg in the other, shouting as he ran: "Brother Dog, set up the pot, the food is here!"
Let’s make catfish stew with tofu!”
Then I saw the big black dog was stunned, and then he immediately took out a big black pot, opened his mouth and sprayed out a stream of flames, burning the big black pot red.
The rabbit threw a handful of green onions, garlic and dried chili peppers, and the Xiaotian dog sprinkled oil into it. The sound of sizzling could be heard in the ears, and the smell of stir-fried spices filled the air.
Rabbit clapped the severed leg of the catfish god in his hand, and the severed leg turned into its prototype with a pop, becoming half a catfish tail, which was more than ten meters long!
Rabbit took out a knife, and as the knife flashed, the half of his tail was cut into hundreds of pieces and fell into the iron pot.
After frying in a large amount of oil, add water, soy sauce and other condiments. Finally, add tofu, cover the pot, and listen to the sound of gurgling, and the aroma of meat spreads.
The rabbit and the dog are very fast and they cooperate very skillfully!
After the two of them finished working together, they looked at each other and felt as if they had met a close friend at a late meeting.
The Catfish God finally came to his senses at this moment. He finally understood what the rabbit was here for. The apology and reconciliation were fake, but taking the opportunity to chop his thighs and stew tofu was the real thing!
The catfish god roared: "Dead dog, dead rabbit, you have gone too far!"
Xiao Tian Quan immediately shouted: "You can just scold Rabbit, I am just a helper in the kitchen!"
Yi Zheng immediately glared at him, and then shouted to Catfish God: "Catfish God, I want to make peace with you, but you won't make peace with me. Since we are enemies, what's wrong with me?"
Catfish God said angrily: "You broke the rules of Mount Tai!"
Yi Zheng raised his head: "Fart, Mount Tai only said not to fight, let alone kill!"
First, I didn’t kill anyone!
Second, you didn’t resist and we didn’t fight. Except for your random shouting and disturbing the fight’s sleep, the whole process was very harmonious!”
"Uncle Harmony! You chopped off my legs!" the Catfish God roared.
Yi Zheng also roared: "But you didn't resist when I chopped it. We didn't fight, so it doesn't count as a fight! Fighting requires fighting!"
"Fuck you, uncle, I'll kill you!" Catfish God got up and wanted to take action.
Yi Zheng immediately took out a carrot and a big stick and smashed it on the ground: "Do you think I'm as stupid as you?
Can you try to move me? I will fight you tooth and nail!
When the time comes, you will be the one who broke the rules of Mount Tai!
When the time comes for God Taishan to blame you, you won’t even be able to lose your head!”
When the Catfish God heard this, he hesitated for a while. He could ignore Yi Zheng, and he could even break the Xiaotian Dog, but it was the Taishan God's rules.
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He had to be careful.
The catfish god was silent, but the rabbit was still shouting: "Come on, you big reptile, aren't you awesome?
Aren't you going to kill me?
come!
Come here!
Although your grandpa and I are only at level 13, I can still fight to the death with you!
When the time comes, let’s go to the dark room together!
Together, our realm has dropped to half its fucking level!
Who is afraid of whom?!"
The rabbit's cry seemed loud and confident, but everyone could tell that this guy was threatening the Catfish God.
"This rabbit is so damn damaged!"
"He ate all the bamboo shoots this year by himself, so he won the bamboo shoots!"
"Damn, I was deceived by this rabbit just now. I really thought he was a good-for-nothing wimp. This guy is so dark!"
"No stone in Mount Tai is as black as him!"
…
When the Catfish God heard these words, although he was angry, he was indeed threatened.
He can't afford the consequences!
However, he was unwilling to let it go.
So the Catfish God looked at Jiuyin God, hoping that his eldest brother could help him regain his face.
Jiuyin God understood the Catfish God's eyes, so he said: "Rabbit, you are distorting the meaning of Taishan God."
Yi Zheng hugged his arms and said: "Sissy, stop pretending, what is distortion? If I explain it, it is distortion, but if you explain it, won't it be distortion?
Taishan God's original words did not say that he would act unilaterally, it would still be considered a mutual fight!"
"You..." Jiuyin Shen is not good at arguing. When he met such a sharp-tongued rabbit, he really couldn't defeat him for a while.
If it were in another place, Jiuyin Shen would just take action directly, but now, the rabbit's attitude of fighting with you if you dare to attack, really gave him a headache.
