Chapter 8: No joke, Dao Xuanji, my patience is limited and I love the common people
"Dao Qiongcang, what are you doing?"
The storyteller stared for a long time and couldn't help but speak out.
The road to Xuyue Gray Palace would be boring and boring, if it were missing Dao Qiongtian.
No, the program of the Sword Immortal Battle in the Central Realm has just ended, and this guy can't rest for a moment and has started a new life.
He's currently tinkering with what he's got...
"I call it the 'Smiley Mask'."
Dao Qiongcang is not stingy about introducing his proud inventions to others. He believes that the desire to share is a high-level desire that cannot be curbed.
After tinkering for so long, seeing that someone was finally interested, he handed the thing in his hand over, "Do you want to try it?"
Where is the mask?
The mask is stuck in front of the face, and what Dao Qiongcang is holding in his hand is clearly a hood, or helmet!
"don't want."
The storyteller refused outright and disgustedly, but still couldn't help but wonder, "What's the use?"
Dao Qiongcang grabbed his helmet and said nothing. He pushed up the flesh on his cheeks, pursed his mouth into a slit, and began to laugh.
"sky……"
"Don't tell me to knock him down!" The storyteller took the lead in interrupting the spell casting.
"This is the Tianji Mask." Dao Qiongcang lifted the helmet in his hand and explained himself, "As long as you put on this magical 'smiling mask', no matter what your cultivation level is, no matter what angle you look at it from, the wearer will smile.
...Even if you are looking at the back of my head, I still have a face and I am still smiling, isn’t it awesome?”
Several people in the group stopped in their tracks.
After swiping, he rushed forward again, as if he didn't want to be forcibly detained.
The storyteller opened his red lips again and again, and finally decided not to ask.
As long as this topic is not continued, the slutty old man will have no way to continue.
What my brother said was indeed true. This guy's puberty came belatedly, after he turned fifty.
"You really want to try this mask!" Who would have thought that he would be half a step behind when Dao Qiongcang caught up with him and tried to put the helmet into his hand.
"No." The storyteller ran towards his brother.
"You have many questions to ask." Dao Qiongcang began to chase around Bazun.
"No!"
"It doesn't matter if you ask. I will give you the answers one by one. This mask is very interesting..."
"Get lost!"
After being dumped, Dao Qiongcang asked for trouble and put the helmet on his head, "Hehe."
The weird laughter coming from behind made several people's scalps go cold.
But this time, no one looked back. Everyone walked faster and faster, for fear that someone would continue the topic.
"whee."
The laughter appeared again.
It's like putting it next to someone's ear, blowing cold wind and laughing at the same time, making them want to shiver.
"Don't..."
The storyteller couldn't help but look back.
It didn't matter what he saw, and he shuddered.
Dao Qiongcang didn't know when he started walking backwards, showing his butt to others, and at the same time, he was moving back and forth like a crab. His hands were moving fast and his steps were fast - otherwise he wouldn't be able to keep up with the speed of everyone else.
Even so, there really is an extra human face on the back of his head.
The face's nose is a nose, and its eyes are eyes. In short, it's lifelike, just the smile squeezed at the corner of the mouth, matching his eyes - no matter which angle you look at it, he will stare at you and smile, it's so weird.
"Are you sick?!" The storyteller almost slapped him.
"Hehe, smiley mask."
"Huh, bear it, bear it... if people don't play with you, don't follow them!" The storyteller shook his head, stamped his feet, and walked away quickly.
"Hehe." The wind blew up behind his head again.
The hair on the storyteller's body stood on end, and he punched behind with his backhand. As a result, he turned around and walked backwards to Dao Qiongtian, which was actually a few steps away from everyone else.
"So, what function does it have?" Without turning his head, the eight masters pulled the storyteller aside and asked what someone wanted to be asked.
"Hehe." The back of Dao Qiongcang's head suddenly beamed, "As I said, the smiley face mask means that no matter what angle you look at, I always have a smiling face."
Bazun looked back.
Dao Qiongcang bowed to him, without moving his head and turning around from the neck down. Even so, there was a smiling face on his head.
"Hehe, it's awesome, do you want to give it a try?"
"...Thank you, no need to."
Ba Zunzhen couldn't bear it anymore and touched Gou Wuyue with his elbow.
Gou Wuyue turned around and saw a smiling face on Dao Qiongtian who was walking with his shoulders slanted - where his ears should have been.
Not to mention, Gou Wuyue stared at it seriously for a while and found no flaws, even if she used her spiritual sense to look at it...
No matter how you scan, you can only see Dao Qiongang's smiling face, but not the back of his head.
"He means, what's the point of making a smiley headgear with this kind of function?" Gou Wuyue hesitated for a long time and asked for Bazun.
"Hehe, it's a smiley mask." Dao Qiongcang corrected his wording first, and then said, "Always smile, and good luck always comes."
"That's it?"
"Hehe, isn't this enough? Life must be for meaning. Isn't it allowed to do a meaningless thing?"
These words successfully silenced Gou Wuyue.
"ill."
"Not light."
"What the hell..." Lian Wei crazy couldn't bear it anymore.
Amidst the low curses, Dao Qiongcang walked from behind to the front of a few people, singing and dancing on the sand, like a beautiful swan.
"Oh oh oh~ Happiness is priceless~ Let me tell you, if you wear it all day long, you are wearing a mask. Wearing a mask like this is called taking off the mask... Ning Honghong, I want to try the taste of happiness
?"
"Go away, whoever likes the broken mask will wear it, but he doesn't wear it anyway!"
"Yeah yeah yeah~Long live happiness~Senior Wei crazy, you have never been released in your life, right? In fact, you don't know that you at the entrance of the ruins of the God-killing Officer are the real you, why don't you put on a mask for fun?"
"Come on, I won't be able to wear your mask until I die!"
"Oh~ Lao Gou..."
"Sorry, make way."
"Yeah~Xiaoba..."
"Did you offend someone?" Ba Zunzhen held his four fingers against the spinning head in front of him.
Dao Qiongcang paused for a moment, then took his head out of the hood, then spun around magnificently, opened his hands wide, and said with a smile: "No, why do you say that~"
With a snap, Ba Zunzhen threw the limp hood on his face, "It's nothing, I just suddenly thought of something."
"What words?"
“Don’t reach out and hit the smiling person.”
The smile on Dao Qiongcang's face did not change. After laughing, he put his hood back on, "That's funny, Xiaoba, how could you have such an innocent idea?"
"I wish I was naive."
Dao Qiongcang then selectively ignored this boring guy, turned around a few more times and came to Wei Feng, gesturing to his smiling mask, "Would you like one? He's very happy~"
Wei Feng had no expression on his face and pointed to the sky.
"What's the meaning?"
"Unless the sky falls."
…
The atmosphere in Shenghuan Hall was so solid that it felt like the sky was about to fall.
Beibei, Xi and the others looked at their noses and hearts, but did not dare to say a word, for fear that making some noise would attract the attention of the Emperor.
"I'm afraid..." Seeing no one around, Dao Xuanji could only stand up on her own. Finally, she thought about it and changed her words:
"You don't know that a lot of things happened in the Holy Temple during your absence."
Of course Ai Cangsheng knows that a lot of things have happened.
Shenghuan Temple has changed, and the feeling given by the people here has also changed. It can be seen from the inside.
If nothing happened, who wouldn't let Wei An protect him and rush into the battlefield again and again, forcing himself to give up the opportunity of the Ancestral God's fate?
It is even more impossible for him to end the war with Shenyi prematurely and return from the ruins to commit suicide.
Therefore, something huge must be happening on the top of the holy mountain.
As for these, Ai Cangsheng is too lazy to get a bunch of lies after communicating with others, and then go to Dao Qiongtian for confirmation.
He just wanted to see that person for the first time.
He doesn’t believe in anyone, he only believes in the sky!
"The sky is falling, let Dao Qiongcang come out to see me first."
Ai Cangsheng once again spoke out and made no secret of his contempt for everyone present.
Old Yu's eyes narrowed to a slit, and he didn't dare to laugh out loud. His dead fish eyes swiveled through the slits and glanced at the main seat.
Dao Xuanji took a deep breath and said bluntly: "Dao Qiongcang, defected to the Holy Mountain!"
The main hall was completely silent.
Ai Cangsheng's mind ran away from home for three breaths, and finally he realized what this sentence meant.
The corner of his lips raised, and he was about to speak.
Dao Xuanji knew that his reaction would be wrong, and was afraid that he would not understand, so she continued:
"This temple is not joking. Dao Qiongcang colluded with the Holy Slaves and collaborated with ghost beasts to kill the Heaven Ladder Judge and then fled in fear of crime. Now he is wanted by the Holy Temple. He can be punished!"
The main hall fell into dead silence again.
Ao Sheng, Fang Fang and others were terrified, wondering how Emperor Cangsheng would react after learning all this.
This time, Ai Cangsheng's smile froze on his face for more than ten breaths before his mind could return.
This unsmiling guy who has been sitting in Guimu's wheelchair all year round is still smiling when he raises the corners of his lips.
Well?
Everyone realized something was wrong.
How is it possible to still laugh?
Mr. Cangsheng was personally invited by the Taoist Palace Master to guard the Holy Mountain. It can be said that the relationship between the two is as strong as iron. How can he still laugh after learning such news?
Dao Xuanji also felt ridiculous.
At this time, the laughter of loving people is more uncomfortable than crying.
The lovely common man was indeed smiling. After laughing, his eyes turned cold and he ruthlessly scanned everyone in the hall, looking down to the details of the cuffs, collars, and the inside of the skirt...
Then he looked at the carvings on the beams and columns, the cracks on the walls, and the pearls on the ceiling...
Finally, he glanced at the rotten meat on his side...
As if, looking for, identifying something?
"Don't make trouble."
After a pause, Ai Cangsheng spoke calmly and said to the air: "I don't have time to play with you, come out."
hiss!
Xi's forehead went cold for a moment.
He felt that he understood it, but he might as well not understand it like Fangfang - Lord Cangsheng thought that the Master of the Dao Palace was still in the Holy Mountain and was joking with him?
Dao Xuanji's brows were raised high, as if she was crying and about to laugh. Finally, her expression calmed down and she repeated:
"I am not joking."
Ai Cangsheng seemed to have been touched by some sensitive nerve. Then he took a closer look at Dao Xuanji, who claimed to be "this palace", from her light eyebrows, to her high chest, to her fly whisk, to her black boots...
There are no flaws at all!
And this, my friend, is where your flaw lies!
Ai Cangsheng sneered: "It's always fun for men to dress up as women?"
Ah? Xi's eyes widened.
What do you mean? Wait, the amount of information in this sentence seems a bit large?
But it was these two subconscious stress reactions that made Xi Hui suffer endlessly, because the Emperor of Cangsheng suddenly turned his eyes coldly.
"Uh..." He turned into a goose, and the words were stuck in his throat, unable to come out at all.
Ai Cangsheng didn't say a word, just stared at him, as if he wanted to penetrate him, penetrate him, and stare him to death!
Outsiders would think that the master of the Dao Palace is a sacred and solemn position, but Ai Cangsheng does not think so, at least Dao Qiongcang is not such a person.
There is a reason why people of his generation nicknamed Dao Qiongcang "Saobao Lao Dao".
Dao Qiongang's appearance is serious, that's for the outside world.
Internally, he is an extremely sullen person, who likes to joke, is playful and fun-loving, and always has naughty ideas and clever ideas... a clown!
As long as it happens enough times, it will always succeed - Ai Cangsheng has been successfully punished so many times that he is afraid of being punished.
This time, he had not left Shenghuan Palace for decades and was tricked out. The old slut would definitely greet his return in an alternative way.
At this point, Ai Cangsheng was mentally prepared when he visited the Ranming site.
In fact, Ai Cangsheng believes that the person who keeps coming to kill himself and return home may be part of the prank.
Now that the Shenghuan Hall is so decorated and everyone has become so weird, Yu Lao must be a genuine theatergoer... No, not necessarily.
In short, everyone may have been transformed by Dao Qiongcang, in order to cooperate with the ugly drama he directed and acted!
Ai Cangsheng then stared at Xi, trying to find some clues.
But as usual, to no avail.
He fell silent.
A completely flawless... Tianji puppet?
"Sorry!" Xi couldn't bear the pressure anymore and apologized, "Lord Cangsheng, I didn't mean to..."
"Is it that simple?" Ai Cangsheng said coldly.
ah?
What else to do?
"I know you want to apologize to me." Ai Cangsheng was impatient with waiting, "But in this way, isn't it sincere enough?"
ah?
Sincerity?
What more sincerity is needed?
Xi was stunned. I was just shocked that you two were having a bit of fun. It was good enough that I verbally apologized for not overreacting. Is it possible that I still have to...kneel down?
"That's enough!" Dao Xuanji saw something, and also knew what Ai Cangsheng had misunderstood.
The junior watched, as the new master of the Holy Temple, as the person who will ask Ai Cangsheng to take action next...
Due to emotions and reasons, she should not let her love continue and let others see the joke. She could only interrupt loudly:
"Similar to you, my time is precious and I never make fun of you."
"The fact now is that Dao Qiongcang has defected to the Holy Mountain, and I will temporarily take over the position of palace master."
Ai Cangsheng frowned when he heard this. When he stretched out his hand, his eyes unconsciously glanced at Yu Lao...
The old fish's body was shaking like chaff.
Love the common people thoughtfully.
His action was clearly to stop Dao Xuanji from continuing to talk nonsense, but soon, he shook his head and laughed, and slowly turned his forward hand upward, showing the palm of his hand:
"It's okay, you continue."
Mr. Yu scratched his head desperately, his face turned red from suppressing it, and he remained silent.
So funny!
It’s been a long time coming, it’s so fun!
The corners of Dao Xuanji's mouth twitched twice, feeling unable to speak and her voice was a little weak:
"I'm really not kidding..."
"Love the common people, Dao Qiongcang not only defected to the Holy Mountain, but also took away Gou Wuyue and Wei Feng, and also released the ghost beast Greed God to attack Yujing, forcing Mr. Fang and Mr. Zhong to go down the mountain to protect the city."
"At the same time, Xu Xiaoshou led his troops to attack, threatening to massacre the city before climbing to the Holy Mountain. It happened that the Holy Mountain was short of manpower. In desperation, I had no choice but to order people to call you at the site of the God's Killer."
Dao Xuanji has tried her best to focus on the key points.
She did not expect that the first thing she had to do after inviting Ai Cangsheng out of the Ranming ruins was to win his trust.
What kind of games do those two men play on weekdays?
Is this what a man's world is like?
Even though her heart was bitter, Dao Xuanji had a clear mind. She selectively skipped some unspeakable things and tried her best to state the enemy's facts:
"Xu Xiaoshou is one against three, and his combat power is enough to hold off many Half-Saints."
"And our people either entered the ruins of the God-killing Officer or were taken away by Dao Qiongang. In short, there is just a vacancy in the Holy Mountain."
"Xu Xiao was contracted by ghosts, beasts and greedy gods, and understood the secret of life..."
"Xu Xiaoshou borrowed blood from the Dao Dao, and with the help of the imitator and Ye Xiaotian, he realized the secret of space again..."
"Xu Xiaoshou fought against the Sword Immortal for three times. Although the delaying strategy was successful, he also realized the second realm of many things and seemed to have understood the secret of swordsmanship..."
At this point, Dao Xuanji paused and felt ridiculous - as if she was really joking to the people who love her.
But everyone in the hall can testify that this is no joke. After a pause, Dao Xuanji continued:
"Even Yujing City, in order to delay Xu Xiaoshou's mountain climbing, was given to him..."
"That's enough." Ai Cangsheng didn't want to hear it anymore, because he really couldn't stand it. These excuses and scripts were too bad, too lame, and too ridiculous.
"I'm not kidding!" Dao Xuanji repeated this sentence countless times. She knew what he was thinking and pointed outside the palace, "You have the eye of the great road. See for yourself. Look down the mountain."
"Dao Qiongcang." Ai Cangsheng just stared at her very calmly, "I said, enough is enough."
"I! You are not joking!" Dao Xuanji shouted suddenly, her face turned red, "No!!!"
"Dao Qiongcang, you have to know that you are not humorous."
"Love the common people! You just need to take a look at the bottom of the mountain first! Take a look before you speak!"
"One, put away your illusion formation and apologize; two, I'll shoot you an arrow and it's your choice."
"I don't choose! You take a look first! Look!"
The entire Shenghuan Palace was about to be torn apart by the roar, and everyone was walking on thin ice, terrified.
"good."
Ai Cangsheng pursed her lower lip, turned her wheelchair, and looked outside the hall.
The Eye of the Avenue opens at this moment. As far as the eye can see, the mountain guard formation of Guizhe Holy Mountain is fully opened, and the Jade Capital City is at the foot of the mountain...
Ai Cangsheng's eyes suddenly blinked.
The Jade City at the foot of the mountain is missing?
Instead, there were several spiritual masters and ancient sword cultivators.
Not to mention, he is quite a good person.
Mr. Fang was also out of town, watching the show like a puppet. Mr. Zhong was also watching the show there...
Xu Xiaoshou is indeed there, Mei Siren, Ye Xiaotian, etc. are also there, and Feng Tingchen... there are quite a lot of people.
unimportant.
Not important at all.
Ai Cangsheng turned the wheelchair and turned back.
"Did you see it?" Dao Xuanji's eyes lit up slightly.
Ai Cangsheng still looked at her calmly, shaking his head speechlessly: "One, the magic array is closed, and I apologize. Two, I shot you an arrow, and I apologize to you."
"You've seen it all!" Dao Xuanji was really going crazy, "You, you, you... you've obviously seen it all!"
"yes."
"Then you also saw Yujing City!"
"No."
"No, I mean, Yu Jing..."
"So I said, put the magic array away and apologize to me."
"Ai! Cang! Sheng! What I mean is! Yujing City was taken over by Xu Xiaoshou! He has a world! He took Yujing City... just like that, and took it in. The Xuanji Formation, even the Kyoto Formation, were blocked.
Can't stop!" Dao Xuanji pointed at Beibei, her finger blossomed into a flower, "Bet! A delaying tactic! Got it?!"
Ai Cangsheng took a deep breath, stopped talking, turned his head, and grabbed the evil sin bow of the nine supreme artifacts at his waist, which was taller than a person.
"Love the common people! I am not joking, all of this is true!" Dao Xuanji retreated.
Ai Cangsheng raised the bow, pulled back his right arm, and the bow was like a full moon, directly locking the opposite head: