"Oh, no one knows you here, so what does it matter? We can just pretend to be distant relatives of the deceased." Seeing that he was about to leave, Ling Tongyu quickly grabbed his arm and did his ideological work thoughtfully.
, "I promise I won't tell anyone about this. After dinner, you will still be the president of Dangdang Dahan Group, okay?"
"Ling Tongyu! You are so hungry that you are going crazy! You actually want to go to someone else's funeral to steal some food!" Han Jifeng was unwilling to do so. This woman once again refreshed his outlook on life.
"I'm hungry. I'm really hungry. I almost have trouble drinking water. There's no car here. I don't know when I'll have something to eat. What if I faint from hunger on the road? What should you do?
Isn't there another burden? Then I really won't be able to return to the city." Ling Tongyu continued to hold her arm and beg, and her stomach made another growling sound in response.
The expression on Han Jifeng's face showed that he was struggling inside.
"I've just recovered from enteritis. If I continue to be hungry like this, I'm going to get stomach trouble again. Oh my, my body, how can I bear it..." She covered her face and pretended to cry.
"I tell you, if you dare to tell this matter, I will never forgive you!" He finally wavered and agreed to Ling Tongyu's "crazy" approach.
"Haha, really?" When Ling Tongyu heard that he agreed, he quickly put down his hand, with a smile on his face. Without thinking too much, he jumped over, hugged his arm, and dragged him towards
Walk over to that house.
"Wait a minute!" Han Jifeng raised his collar and pressed his hair down with his hands, trying to cover his face as much as possible.
Stealing food at a funeral? He, Han Jifeng, had done all the impossible things in his life with this woman.
"By the way, let's sneak in when there are more people. You have to act more comfortable. Think of yourself as the younger generation of the deceased. Try to be as sad as possible and don't show off. Don't get separated from me. Everything
Follow my command, do you understand?" Ling Tongyu explained as he walked.
"You seem to be very sophisticated." Han Jifeng messed up his hair again.
"Of course, Xiaoxi and I often did this kind of thing before." Ling Tongyu said casually.
"What?" Han Jifeng heard this and pulled his arm out of her hand, "You actually led Xiaoxi to do such a sneaky thing. What if she learns it badly? How did you become a mother!"
"Ha..." Ling Tongyu couldn't help laughing when she saw that he looked unbelievable and wanted to attack her, "Mr. Han, when you are being chased by loan sharks because of your father's gambling debts, you can't hide without trace.
When you have lost your paint, and people come to you every three days to collect debts, and you can't go home, and you can only hide in Tibet, but you are penniless, you will know that having a full stomach is the most important thing in the world."
"..." Han Jifeng was slightly startled after hearing this, and the expression on his face froze for a moment. What kind of life did this woman live in the past? And that smart, cute, beautiful and clever little guy, in this kind of life,
He actually didn't act bad, and he seemed to be very happy and sensible.
"Shh, stop arguing. Let's follow this group of people in. Remember, the expression on your face should be a little sad, just like someone in your family has died." Ling Tongyu was only thinking about eating and had no time to care about where Han Jifeng was now.
Thinking of something, he took her hand and walked towards the mourning hall with a wave of people coming to attend the funeral.
The dead man is a big one. Since he wants to steal some food, he has to kowtow first.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Daddy Wang, why did you go so early? You haven't had a good time yet." When he was about to enter the mourning hall, Ling Tongyu pretended to wipe away his tears and started to cry along with the mourners. That way, it really feels like a relative has died.
Han Jifeng didn't expect that she had such a trick, so he was startled and quickly lowered his head.
Oh my gosh, this is really embarrassing!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Daddy Wang, Daddy Wang..." Ling Tongyu's cries were called miserable, lifelike, and sincere. People in the team were also affected after hearing this. I cried even harder.
"How do you know his surname is Wang?" Han Jifeng tugged on his sleeve and asked in a low voice.
Ling Tongyu lowered her voice, crying loudly, and said with lip language, "Didn't you see that it is written on the elegiac couplet, Mr. Wang Qianfu has been through the ages, of course his surname is Wang."
Han Jifeng raised his eyes slightly and looked forward. Sure enough, there were three words Wang Qianfu on the elegiac couplet.
"Please bow three times to the deceased and offer incense to the deceased!" When they reached the mourning hall, someone shouted loudly and commanded. Two people knelt down on the straw mat in front of the mourning hall, bowed three times and offered incense to the deceased.
When it was their turn, Ling Tongyu sobbed as he took the three sticks of incense. He turned around and saw that Han Jifeng was still standing there in a daze——
"Hush! Hush!" She hurriedly signaled to him.
After Han Jifeng reacted, he followed her example, took the incense sticks, and prepared to bow. When he took the three incense sticks, the middle-aged man who presided over the funeral couldn't help but take a second look at this man who was dressed so noblely. Han Jifeng quickly lowered his head. Go and stand next to Ling Tongyu.
"Bow down..."
Ling Tongyu was very skillful in kneeling according to the slogans, but Han Jifeng, who did not understand these customs at all, could only follow her movements, so he was always a step slower and looked very clumsy.
"Two obeisances..."
When it came to the second prayer, Ling Tongyu continued to kneel down devoutly, thinking silently in her heart, "Daddy Wang, I'm sorry, I'm so hungry. Please don't take offense. When I get back to the city, I'll go to the temple." Burn incense for you and pray for you.
But Han Jifeng didn't know what was going on. When he heard the second prayer, he stood up and prepared to put the incense in front of the altar——
"Three obeisances..." However, as soon as he stood up and took two steps, he heard three obeisances again. When he looked back, Ling Tongyu was still standing there and praying, so he stepped back in embarrassment.
After the prayers were finished and the incense was burned, Ling Tongyu walked to the family members very sadly, touched their hands and comforted them——
"My condolences and my condolences, my condolences and my condolences. Daddy Wang will definitely have a good life down there."
The family members of the deceased were a little confused when they saw such a crying relative.
"It's over if you continue to perform. Stop when you're ready." Han Jifeng leaned over, bit the root, and warned her softly.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Daddy Wang, Daddy Wang..." Ling Tongyu received his warning, and while crying, she patted the deceased's son (according to her guess)'s hand, and then followed the others to the table in the corner. go.
"My condolences, my condolences..." As she walked, she greeted the people around her very skillfully, as if they were old acquaintances. Han Jifeng followed beside her, feeling sweaty all over her body.