Han Jifeng looked in the direction of her finger, and his expression suddenly turned ugly. The car she was talking about was a heavy tractor.
As long as you have a car! Ling Tongyu couldn't care less about his stinky face. The most important thing was to return to the city as soon as possible.
She jumped up excitedly, waved her hands vigorously, and shouted: "Hey, master, stop the car, stop the car! Please stop the car."
"Tu tu tu tu... tu tu tu tu..." The tractor approached and stopped beside them. The driver was a dark-skinned middle-aged man. He looked at Ling Tongyu and asked in dialect——
"What kind of work?"
Ling Tongyu bowed to him very politely and said, "Hello, brother, our car broke down and we have no money. Can you take us to a place where there are taxis into the city? Thank you.
."
The tractor brother glanced at the silent, cold man with a sullen face behind Ling Tongyu.
"Oh..." Ling Tongyu quickly pulled Han Jifeng's sleeves, pulled him in front of his master, and said, "This is my colleague. We are here on a business trip together. He also wants to ride with you."
Car, is that okay?”
As she said that, she tugged at the clothes on Han Jifeng's back——
"She's right." He nodded to the master brother stiffly.
"Come up, sit in the back, my wife and kids will sit there too." Finally, the master brother agreed to give them a ride.
"Great, thank you, brother!" Ling Tongyu thanked him happily, and then climbed onto the tractor, moving quickly and neatly, just like a trained man. Han Jifeng pursed his lips, how did this woman grow up?
?Crazy and wild.
Looking at Han Jifeng who was still standing below for a long time, she stretched out her hand towards him and said, "What are you waiting for? Come up."
Behind the tractor sat the master's wife and children, and there were several chicken coops containing roosters and hens for sale. There was a strong smell of chicken excrement, and the floor of the carriage was also covered with chicken feathers and chicken excrement.
, this is another challenge that almost exceeds the limit for him who has severe mysophobia.
He took a deep breath, held his breath, crossed his long legs, and got on the tractor. Then he sat down next to Ling Tongyu and looked at the scenery on the roadside with deep eyes.
His body tilted sharply at the same time, causing Han Jifeng to almost fall to the ground.
The wife and child of the master's eldest brother were sitting across from them. The little boy was holding a rooster in his hand. The rooster kept staring at Han Jifeng. The child also looked curiously at Han Jifeng, who had a smelly face.
"Haha, hello, sorry for the trouble." Ling Tongyu said hello to the mother and son, and secretly glanced at Han Jifeng. His face was so smelly, and he must have cut Mr. Brian into pieces and cut him into pieces with a thousand knives.
"Do you want to eat it?" The little boy who had been holding the rooster suddenly handed an egg in his hand to Han Jifeng.
Han Jifeng turned around and took a look. The egg was stained with chicken feces. The little boy looked at him with a friendly smile.
"..." He shook his head.
"Oh, no." The little boy obviously admired a tall and mighty man like Han Jifeng, and when he saw him rejecting his kindness, he felt a little frustrated.
As for the rooster in his hand, as if it knew that its owner had been neglected and wronged, it made a deep sound in its throat and its eyes became sharp.
"Do you want this?" The little boy rummaged around for a long time, pulled out another green date, and handed it to Han Jifeng again.
This time, he still shook his head.
"..." The little boy was almost frustrated again when he was about to use the condom. He lowered his head sadly and soon began to cry softly. His mother comforted him in a low voice.
Seeing this, Ling Tongyu quickly touched him with her elbow and whispered, "Just accept it, see how sad it makes the little boy..."
"Cluck cluck..." Suddenly, the rooster in the little boy's hand suddenly jumped up and flew towards Han Jifeng. His posture was like that of a man who has been practicing martial arts for many years, and he jumped on his head without any bias.
Up, here comes the Golden Rooster Independence.
"Ah!" Ling Tongyu was stunned, pointed at Han Jifeng and shouted, "It, it pooped on your head!"
"Wha, what?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a hot and smelly piece of chicken shit fell down his forehead and landed on his lips.
"..." So disgusting!
Han Jifeng stood up, grabbed the chicken with one hand and wanted to throw it away, but the chicken was very agile. As soon as his hand touched it, it flew away neatly, flew to the roof of the car, glared at Han Jifeng, and shouted
The cry of victory——
"Kekeke,kekeke..."
"Ling Tongyu! Get the paper quickly!" Han Jifeng roared angrily, and the chicken shit was already stained on his lips.
"Oh, okay, okay!" Ling Tongyu knew his temper and must have irritated him now. She looked everywhere, but there was no paper anywhere. In desperation, she had to take off her coat and stand on tiptoes to wipe it off for him.
He picked up the chicken shit on his head and face, and picked out the chicken feathers stuck to his body.
"Cluck, cluck..." The arrogant rooster flew over again, flapping its wings.
"Ah!" Ling Tongyu quickly dodged.
This time, Han Jifeng also learned a lesson and nimbly dodged the rooster's attack. However, the rooster did not give up and continued to attack him.
"Ah, ah..."
"My chicken, my chicken..."
Looking from a distance, I saw a rooster flying around on the tractor and attacking a man, while the man dodged left and right. A woman and a child were jumping around anxiously. It was very lively.
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"Thank you, thank you!" Ling Tongyu waved vigorously towards the tractor that was going away, while Han Jifeng, who had a severe mysophobia, had an extremely stinky face.
The tractor was going to the market, so they got off the tractor in the town. There were many taxis going to the city.
However, when Han Jifeng and Ling Tongyu showed up to hail a taxi, all the drivers, including passers-by, looked at them as if they were monsters.
Especially Han Jifeng, who was constantly attacked by the ambitious rooster along the way. Now, his hair, face, and clothes are all covered with chicken feathers, and his handsome face was even scratched by the rooster's sharp claws.
Ling Tongyu didn't dare to mention the long marks, and there was still a lump of chicken excrement on the back of his head.
"..."
"Ling Tongyu, you dare to laugh out loud and try it!" Seeing her trying her best to hold back her laughter, Han Jifeng growled angrily.
"Pfft hahaha..." She couldn't help it anymore, "The way you look so angry with the chicken hair on your head is so... so funny. It's a pity, it's a pity that I don't have a mobile phone. If I take the photo and sell it to a newspaper, I will definitely get a headache.
Headlines."
She smiled so shamelessly that her whole body bent down.
"You forgot, I am your boss!" He wanted to strangle her to death! She actually witnessed his embarrassing moment.
"Okay, okay, I'm not going to laugh anymore, let's go find a car now, okay." She tried her best to hold back her smile and ran to catch a taxi.