Chapter 6 Master, when will you die? (Ask for everything)
Su Bei's sword flew at full speed, and under the admiration of all the female disciples, he flew all the way back to Swordless Peak.
It was already dusk, and along the way I could still faintly hear the conversations of the Sword Sect disciples:
"Have you heard? The fifth elder returned to Jianzong this time and brought back a woman!"
"Ah! The fifth elder, such a gentle and affectionate man, is actually also a womanizer?"
"Hey, all men are like this."
"But that woman doesn't look very old, right? She only looks about seventeen or eighteen years old?"
"But the fifth elder is only over five hundred years old!"
"Do you think it's possible that this person is the fifth elder's new disciple?"
"But the fifth elder is only over five hundred years old!"
"..."
Su Bei has nothing to say!
After all, for such an outstanding person, he is definitely the most eye-catching one no matter where he appears.
Some people's heroic appearance has been carried out throughout their lives from the moment they were born!
The fallen leaves are rustling, and the top of Bujian Peak is stained with red clouds.
Looking at this scene, Su Bei sighed softly:
"The sect's recruitment ceremony will be held in one month's time..."
"..."
Normally this is definitely a big plot!
It’s the kind of big plot that can definitely involve all kinds of cause-and-effect relationships!
Maybe Wenren Pingxin, that silly woman, had her head twitching and invited all the major sects in the world to come and watch the ceremony...
There is no need to think about it. As the host of this conference, I am definitely the kind of person who will either be slapped in the face or be forced to be slapped in the face.
——Then there are routine plots that you can think of with your toes.
As the fifth elder of the Sword Sect, who is famous in the twenty-one states, when he opens his eyes, he is in the middle stage of becoming a god in Xianxia. He has been bored on the Swordless Peak for decades, and there is harmony within the sect...
I won’t go into details about the various protagonist templates, the old-fashioned poaching, and useless ones.
Please, if a time traveler doesn’t have a system, would it still be called a time traveler?
So after such a long time, Su Bei gradually realized something.
It is very possible that I am not the destined son of this world!
And after learning that his system was such a disciple-making feedback, Su Bei, who was unwilling to meditate and practice, directly focused all his energy on those things called strange skills!
If it’s not the protagonist’s fate, why worry about the protagonist’s heart?
Based on the excellent idea of taking a break in leisure, Su Bei has accomplished basically what all time-travelers like to do!
What kind of highly purified distilled spirits, what kind of lazy swing chairs, mahjong, playing cards...
"I wonder how my apprentice is doing?"
"..."
Su Bei shook his head not to think about these nonsense, sheathed his sword, and slowly landed on the Swordless Peak in a very elegant way.
However, the next moment Su Bei felt something was wrong.
He sniffed his nose twice.
The air was filled with the strong aroma of spirits.
broken!
Su Bei was shocked.
Didn't this prodigal apprentice drink the "Hara Shao, Water of Life" that he had refined for "Jiu Daozi"?
It would be okay if Xiao Ruoqing had some cultivation!
The key is that she is an ordinary person now, right?
This is my precious tool man. What if something happens to me while drinking?
My whole life depends on this apprentice!
Su Bei swallowed hard and rushed towards the thatched cottage in a hurry.
Push door--
"Hiccup! Master, you are back."
Xiao Ruoqing looked at Su Bei with charming eyes and burped lightly.
A pair of beautiful eyes are like autumn water, and Su Luo's clothes, which are already somewhat torn, are worn crookedly on her body.
His eyes were blurred, and an intoxicating blush appeared on his white and slender neck.
The beauty is drunk and her face is more rosy.
——If you ignore the iron pot in her hand, Su Bei really wanted to describe the woman in front of him this way.
Xiao Ruoqing looked at Su Bei with blushing cheeks, and staggered towards Su Bei.
He placed his fingers on Su Bei's chest, stared into Su Bei's eyes, and exhaled in a voice like blue.
——There is a strong and mellow aroma unique to "Harasha, Water of Life".
"Master, Qing'er, hiccup!"
"Qing'er, I'm making chicken soup for you!"
"Hiccup! Master, wait a little longer, this chicken is not easy to kill at all!"
"..."
The corners of Su Bei's mouth trembled as he looked at the chicken in the iron pot.
From the carcass of this chicken, we can vaguely see how much torture it suffered during its lifetime.
This is definitely the phoenix-feathered big-headed chicken that I have worked hard to raise on the mountain for fifty years.
Carefully taken care of every day, the big-headed chicken with phoenix feathers will soon become a chicken god...
Are you so harmed by this prodigal thing?
Xiao Ruoqing was in a daze, looking at Su Bei with a proud face, showing off the chicken that had been stewed in the pot for a long time.
Then he held the iron pot skillfully and rummaged through the cabinet while belching wine.
"belch!"
"Gonna add this in..."
In front of Su Bei, Xiao Ruoqing calmly picked up the highly poisonous substance "Tian Xian Zi" from the Twenty-One Continents - the laxative "Zhen Ni" beside it.
Carefully move, and sprinkle it evenly and delicately into the chicken soup.
Then he walked with dreamy steps, flashed his big and clairvoyant eyes, and looked at Su Bei with sincerity and expectation.
"Master, drink chicken soup!"
"Drinking chicken soup is such a beautiful thing..."
"..."
thump!
After Xiao Ruoqing put the chicken soup on the table, she fell to the ground.
Su Bei: "..."
...
Su Bei looked at Xiao Ruoqing who was lying on the ground drunkenly with a dark look on his face.
He glanced at the empty wine bottle on the table again.
He frowned, raised his chin gently, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
Could it be that all disciples put laxatives in chicken soup when they see their master?
But isn’t this too aboveboard?
Not hidden at all?
Could it be that this disciple of mine is a disciple who is cold-blooded, stupid and sinister?
"Why......"
Su Bei sighed as his head hurt.
Then he picked up Xiao Ruoqing who was lying on the ground.
The soft and warm touch instantly spread throughout Su Bei's body.
Su Bei coughed lightly and kept thinking in his mind.
Well, this is my apprentice!
This is my apprentice!
"嘤咛!"
It seemed that he felt being picked up by Su Bei, and the woman in his arms murmured.
Then he hugged Su Bei's neck and handed her red lips to her.
From this angle, as long as Su Bei lowers his head gently, all the beautiful scenery will come into view.
On top of Qingcheng's beautiful face, she was even more rosy, but the words in her mouth made Su Bei feel uncomfortable listening to them.
"Master...Master hehehe..."
"Master, why aren't you dead yet..."
"Master, when will you die..."
"..."
Su Bei tilted his head back, looking up to the sky, trying not to look down at the suet-fat jade peak, and sighed quietly.
This female apprentice seems to have a brain problem?
Could it be that there is another yandere attribute?
At this moment, above the sky, a rapid sound broke through the sky, accompanied by an unobstructed, bright and deafening sound that resounded throughout the entire Bujian Peak.
From so far away, Su Bei could smell the familiar smell of alcohol.