He lowered his head and looked at the bowl that was cleaner than a dog licking. He pursed his lips slightly and wanted to say something...
Seeing Su Bei's expression, Jun Wuxie felt relieved in her heart.
I buttoned the chicken stuffed between my teeth and spat out the somewhat abrupt chicken butt.
"Tell me, why can't I drink this chicken soup?"
"..."
Su Bei sighed, but as if he suddenly thought of something, a strange light flashed in his eyes, and he looked at Jun Wuxie with a strange expression.
Jun Wuxie lifted the wine jar on the ground, looked at Su Bei's face that seemed to contain a thousand words, and looked at it carefully.
strangeness?
Why is the fifth senior brother not angry at all?
I actually drank the Fengyu Big Head Chicken Soup that he carefully prepared!
Doesn't he have anything to say to himself?
And why does that expression look so weird? It seems like he is pitying himself?
"No, Fifth Senior Brother?"
"What's your expression?"
"I drank your chicken soup! Fengyu Big Head Chicken Soup! Are you not angry at all? Not uncomfortable at all?"
"..."
——In fact, Su Bei is thinking about a very interesting philosophical question at this moment!
That is, according to my understanding, in the world of Xianxia, all high-level poisons can be resolved, except laxatives!
No matter what kind of master you are or what level of master you are, there is nothing you can do if you take laxatives...
This problem has been bothering Northern Jiangsu for a long time, and Northern Jiangsu has always wanted to verify the authenticity of this problem.
Isn't this good?
Su Bei coughed, then found a small bench and sat on it holding the drunk Xiao Ruoqing.
He looked at Jun Wuxie in front of him carefully as if he were looking at something strange.
Up and down, front and back.
The eyes are very soft.
Jun Wuxie felt a little frightened by Su Bei's look and took a step back involuntarily.
He swallowed hard.
Something's wrong with Fifth Senior Brother!
Fifth senior brother has something wrong with his brain!
Why does this look look so ambiguous?
The sun sets in the west, and the night moon has arrived.
When I first saw the moon, it was dim and hazy, but gradually it became brighter and brighter, with flecks of shadows whirling in it, making the moon look elegant and light.
When the moon is in the middle, there is only this jade moon in the sky and on the earth, and there is nothing else.
Su Bei just sat on the stool and looked expectantly at Jun Wuxie, who was holding a wine jar in his hand.
——Gulu.
Jun Wuxie's stomach began to growl.
There was a faint stench in the air.
Jun Wuxie's expression changed drastically, and he covered his stomach, and cold sweat instantly flowed down his forehead.
There seemed to be a huge whirlpool in the body instantly, violently stirring the intestines and stomach.
As if falling into an abyss, I couldn't help but feel a cold twitching at my back door.
Damn it!
This...there's something wrong in this chicken soup!
Jun Wuxie's voice was trembling, and she pointed at Su Bei:
"Chicken soup...chicken soup is poisonous!"
"..."
Su Bei nodded very seriously.
"Yes, there are laxatives in it."
"Brother, not only did you not give me the water of life, you actually tricked me into drinking laxatives! You..."
"Junior brother, I didn't lie to you. I have reminded you several times."
"Can I die?"
"It should be fine, but it may last a few days."
"oh."
"..."
There is some quietness in the air.
This must have been done intentionally by Su Bei!
He is taking revenge on himself!
He is plotting against himself!
It's definitely because I didn't speak for him in the main hall and pretended to be dead. This little guy is actually so despicable, shameless, cunning, and willful...
Fifth senior brother, fifth senior brother!
I will remember this grudge!
Jun Wuxie took a deep breath, then turned around, intending to find a place at Bujian Peak to solve the problem on the spot!
——GuluGulu
My stomach growled violently again.
A strong sense of disharmony blocked Jun Wuxie's steps forward.
Jun Wuxie lowered his head, closed his eyes, then glanced tentatively at Su Bei, who was frowning, and said slowly:
"Senior brother...I bet it's a fart."
"..."
Su Bei looked at Jun Wuxie expressionlessly:
"If you dare to spread your filthy stuff on Bujian Peak."
"I believe your end will be graceful."
"..."
Su Bei's expression was very calm.
The moonlight at Bujian Peak is very calm.
The fallen leaves beside the thatched cottage are very peaceful.
Jun Wuxie's stomach was very calm.
Xiao Ruoqing, who was in Su Bei's arms, seemed to feel a hint of coldness, curling up and arching hard into Su Bei's arms.
Cherry's little mouth opened and closed, saying a few words in her sleep:
"Hey, Master."
"Master is so big..."
Su Bei: "?"
Jun Wuxie: "?"
——Pfft.
The long and distant sound of a deflated ball filled the air around the thatched cottage.
It was accompanied by a strong stench mixed with something unknown.
Xiao Ruoqing's open and closed mouth closed instantly, her eyebrows were furrowed, and her petite nose wrinkled.
The arms that were freely draped downwards unconsciously covered his nose subconsciously.
Jun Wuxie clamped her legs tightly, shrank her neck, and looked at Su Bei with evasive eyes, smiling shyly:
"Brother, this is really bullshit..."
Su Bei sneered and stood up.
Looking at Jun Wuxie floating in the sky like a parabola.
Then he looked at the wine jar under his feet.
After thinking for a while, he kicked me again.
The jar is flying gracefully, looking for its owner.
"Don't harm me, Bu Jianfeng."
"..."
At the foot of Bujian Peak, all the disciples stared dumbfoundedly at the Sixth Elder who was kicked away by Su Bei.
Like a shooting star streaking across the sky.
A faint stench spread everywhere it passed.
"Who is that? How could such a gentle person like the fifth elder kick him out?"
"This...this seems to be the Sixth Elder!"
"Why does it smell so bad? Do you smell it?"
"It smells a bit like that or something?"
"Sixth Elder goes to eat every day*?"
"I vomited! It stinks so much!"
"The fifth elder is really gentle. The sixth elder must have wanted to go to the fifth elder after eating*, so the fifth elder kicked him away..."
"..."
Bujian Peak, Thatched Cottage.
Su Bei smelled the faint stench that was still present in the air and sighed slowly.
But the guess in my heart was indeed confirmed!
"Well, laxatives are extremely poisonous."
"No solution."
"But... they say that those down-and-out, alcoholic, mentally ill uncles are all masters?"
"Let's find time to verify it."
Then he looked at the apprentice in his arms with a headache.
How should we deal with this drunk apprentice?
She is too busy recruiting apprentices. Her Bujian Peak is bare and only has this thatched cottage. Where can she live?
It seems that besides worrying about the sect’s recruitment meeting in a month’s time, we need to seriously teach this apprentice!
"What should I teach her?"
"It's too late now. Let's go to the Hidden Sword Pavilion tomorrow to take a look."
"You must give this good disciple of mine a good choice, and choose the kind that is half missing, half disabled, and not disabled."