I suddenly woke up from my ecstasy and found that no one was here, so I hurried up.
"Brother, are you sleeping here?"
"Hey, brother, wake up."
"Brother, why are you ignoring me?"
At this time, the homeless man opened his eyes, looked at me lazily and said, "What's the matter?"
"Brother, you are really my dear brother! You don't know how handsome you are!"
) The number one hero, the great hero, the great knight, the grand master, as fast as the wind, as quiet as the forest, as swift as fire, and as motionless as the mountain. I really admire you! Brother, I know you must have a mission here, right? Brother, please hand over the mission.
Give it to me, you see there are so many idiots out there, they will definitely not be able to fulfill your wish, I am willing to go through fire and water for the mission of my eldest brother, even if I die!"
"Go away, don't disturb my sleep, I still have enough energy to climb over the wall of the widow's house at night!" said the homeless man impatiently.
Let me go, the taste is so strong, how can people accept the widow's kind of thing? But this has something to do with my mission. I have the spirit of perseverance and perseverance.
"Brother, please don't sleep. Brother, eh... you can't do this..."
"It's really annoying. Okay, I'll give you a task. You go to the widow's house and give me her underwear."
"Ding" system prompts: Do you want to accept the mission - Widow's Underwear? Mission reward: None!
Let me go~! The widow is so tough, but I don’t dare to go to her house a second time! I decisively refused the task, and when I didn’t receive the task, I felt extremely disappointed and went to kill monsters in dejection!!
!!!!
Before leaving the village, I saw a huge crowd of people outside.
Although the afternoon has passed, people's enthusiasm for playing the game has not diminished but increased!
Level 1 monster spawning area:
A rooster had just been spawned, and before he had time to take a quick look at what the world was like, he was beaten up by four or five people. He probably died without even knowing who the enemy was.
Not to be outdone, I quickly joined the army to conquer the roosters.
When I arrived at the wild monster area, I suddenly felt awkward. It seemed that I could only move and talk to NPCs at the moment.
No matter what, you will be beaten if you fall behind. Find a place with few people and take your time. Game companies that watch how other people operate do not say that everything must be explored by yourself in the game!
A ball of white light rose up, and a rooster appeared in front of me. I didn't care about him, I just waved my fist and jumped on it.
-1
-1
-1
...
It took more than thirty blows to beat a rooster to death.
Fortunately, the level 1 monsters set by the game company cannot attack players. Otherwise, I might have knelt down.
The system prompted me that I had gained 5 experience points. I looked at the panel and found that it would cost 100 experience points to upgrade to level 1. I regained my composure and continued to spawn monsters.
-1
-1
-1
...
When the seventh rooster fell under my fist, my fist was so painful that I couldn't lift it up.
The 75% level of realism is really not enough. I’m so pissed off... Why is it that everyone else’s equipment is on my body, but mine is still in my backpack.
I beat a rooster to death again. I grabbed the carcass and beat it hard. After the beating, it was not enough. I angrily pulled out the feathers on the chicken carcass one by one.
If you keep playing like this, you won't be beaten to death. If you don't get killed by monsters, you will be exhausted.
No, I have to quit the game and go to the official website to look at the guide!
But there is no option to exit the game at all on the panel. I am so angry that I, a generation of online game masters, can't even exit the game! There is no keyboard in the game, and I can't press alt+f4...
Discouraged, I squatted on the ground and sighed. I beat my chest for a while, but I still couldn't think of a solution. I couldn't just go and ask someone directly. Forget it, let's just lose face once.
"Hey, buddy, please stay. How does this game work?" I asked politely.
"Wow, there's another one ahead, come on!"
I feel so good at killing monsters for my lover. I can’t even get rid of him. I turned around and continued to move forward. I saw a beautiful woman and strode forward!
"Hi, beauty, I have a question for you. How does this game work?"
"Go to the forum and read the guide yourself. I'm busy and don't have time to teach you."
Damn it, what if I quit the game and read the forum and shamelessly come over to ask you?
...
...
I was so angry that I, the game king of my generation, could only walk without the mouse!! I poured all my anger on the rooster that had just been spawned. I beat the rooster until its body was bloody and bloody, and then plucked out its hair again.
Everything is perfect. Repeat this over and over again and never get tired of it!
I didn’t know how many chickens I had ruined like this, but suddenly I heard a ding and it was upgraded.
"Yeah~ finally upgraded."
The excitement of upgrading diluted my unhappiness. At this time, I felt full of strength. I walked into the area of level 2 wild monsters.
The level 2 wild monster - Iron Rooster, is an enlarged version of the rooster, once again looking down on lazy programmers.
"Bang" punch up
-1
Forced deduction of blood, I’m Ciao! It’s my hands!
The pain in my hand is not the most important thing, nor is the 1-point forced blood deduction. The important thing is that after being beaten, this iron rooster rushed towards me like a female donkey in heat, and pecked my leg.
one time!
—14
I had a total of 40 blood, but it was gone after two more hits. I raised my legs and ran...but before I could take two steps, I was chased by the iron rooster, and another hit
—14
Damn, this monster is so powerful! It's going to die.
Not surprisingly
—12
A white light flashed, and my virginity was revealed here. I was honored, and the level I had worked so hard to advance to was lost. I went back to before liberation!
I squatted at the resurrection point depressedly, with no one around.
When I walked out of the resurrection point, many people looked at me strangely. I was extremely embarrassed and could only pretend that nothing happened... I left quietly, just as I came gently, I waved my sleeves and said
Go a girl….
After walking out of the resurrection point, people’s pointing fingers are still in my ears.
"Wow, this man is a great man. He was the first person to die in our Novice Village...!"
"It's really weird. Novice monsters can kill him. It seems that level 0 and level 1 monsters can kill him!"
"The game played by this person is truly unprecedented and unprecedented..."
"Why does this person look so similar to the hair-plucking warrior on the forum?"
"It seems to be him... no wonder he died."
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...
...
I'm so embarrassed. Wait, what kind of hair-plucking warrior? Are you talking about me? I'm so depressed that I have a headache.
I continued to beat the level 1 rooster. I was depressed and vented all my dissatisfaction on the rooster. After the beating, I continued to pluck out the hair to vent my anger.
I hit and hit, I pulled and pulled! Wait, plucking warrior. It seems that even for me, plucking chicken feathers is despised? Due to inertia, I killed a rooster and started to pull it again. Just as I was about to stop, I was stopped.
