Yi Bingshui and Li Kai had dinner. Because it was Saturday, Li Kai was going to a nightclub. Yi Bingshui didn't want to go, so she went back to school alone, read a book for a while, and found it boring, so she played "Journey to the West" online.
3", she originally didn't play such a highly confrontational game, but Li Kai was playing it, and some of her classmates were also playing it, so she registered an account and chose Tang Monk, [I want to explain here that the system is for
To attract female players, Tang Seng has a female channel] Now his female Tang Seng is still a spirit fairy.
She got on the plane, fought some little monsters, and saw a weird house. She couldn't help but step forward to take a closer look.
But just as she controlled Tang Monk to approach, a white light hit her, making her dizzy. When she woke up, she heard a strange voice, but she didn't know what it said. She was studying German, but the pronunciation was a bit similar.
The Japs on TV are talking.
This is, a little monster hit Tang Seng, and Yi Bingshui felt a pain in her arm. What was going on?
At this time, a little monster hit Tang Seng again. This time Tang Seng's hand bleeds. Yi Bingshui noticed that her hand started to bleed after a sharp pain.
Yi Bingshui was so frightened that he kept screaming.
But it's really strange. She called for a long time, but no one came.
At this time, a person slowly said in strange Chinese: "Stop screaming, you only have three lives, which means that if Monk Tang dies three times, you will also die. Okay, you can play the game with me."
, be careful not to die!.”
Yi Bingshui's face turned green with fright. She stammered and asked: "Who are you? Who are you?"
The voice said: "I am Amaterasu. Little girl, you'd better play the game well. Remember, don't die."
Yi Bingshui couldn't help but fainted when she heard the cold voice.
Yi Bingshui woke up and found herself in a Buddhist temple. She heard a woman saying to herself: "Actually, I have been waiting for someone here today. Last night, I had a strange dream. I dreamed that the Buddha told
I, today I will meet a destined person in this place. Today, I came to the temple early in the morning and met you in the afternoon. I think you are probably from the place where the Buddha asked me to wait."
Yi Bingshui was a little doubtful and looked at the woman blankly, a little puzzled and at a loss. She knew that this woman was a PC, but she didn't know what to do. There was also something firm in her character. Look.
She must have fallen under the Japanese's evil spell, so after coming here, she had to find a way. She didn't know if she could go back. Just when she thought about going back, she saw a flash of white light, and she found herself sitting next to the computer desk.
. She wanted to go in by herself, ah, she was back in the Buddhist temple again.
Now, she was relieved that she could travel through time, which made her wake up from the horror.
During the game, the sky gradually darkened, and Yi Bingshui was still stunned on the spot, not knowing where to go.
The woman seemed to see her problem and smiled gently: "If you don't mind, why don't you go back with me first and make plans tomorrow."
Yi Bingshui nodded and thought: "Otherwise, there seems to be no better way, or there is no more suitable method than this. However, I am a female monk, how did I end up like this?"
Seeing that she agreed, the woman stood up and said, "Your clothes seem out of place, why don't you still put on your 'veil'." Yi Bingshui saw that she was so attentive and meticulous, and was very grateful. She put it on obediently.
"Black Veil", went down the mountain with her.
Where the woman took Yi Bingshui, Yi Bingshui was really tired after working hard all day, so she fell asleep and fell asleep.
The next day, Yi Bingshui woke up and found that a set of ancient women's clothing had been prepared in the room. Yi Bingshui had just finished dressing up when a little girl named Xiaowu came in and said: "Little lady, my wife's name is
You go over."
Yi Bingshui saw the coldness in her brows and thought, "My wife treats me like this. It's not nice to be at odds with other people's family. Little girl, how can I find a way to coax her?" Seeing that she doesn't care about him, he
Deliberately having nothing to say, he struck up a conversation with her: "Little Fifth Sister, your rouge is so beautifully applied."
Xiao Wu'er glanced at her and ignored her. Yi Bingshui said again: "Sister Xiao Wu, what kind of powder are you wearing? It smells so good." Xiao Wu walked forward on his own, still ignoring her.
Yi Bingshui saw that it was boring to please people, and suddenly smiled and said: "Little fifth sister, look what is on your skirt, where is it crawling..."
Xiao Wujian said that he thought there were bugs or something crawling on his skirt. He was startled and quickly turned around to look.
Yi Bingshui smiled and said, "Yeah, it turns out it's an embroidered bird. I thought it was real."
Seeing that Xiao Wu was furious, Yi Bingshui smiled and said: "Good sister, don't be angry. It's my fault tonight. I will apologize to you. I will buy you candy another day." Yi Bingshui knew that she had arrived in Tang Dynasty.
In the Tang Dynasty, it is natural to use ancient words when addressing people. We know that the word girl did not exist in the Tang Dynasty, and the word sister does not seem to refer to elder sister. A real elder sister should be called elder sister...
Xiao Wu was entangled by her, and he was angry and funny. Seeing her interesting words, he couldn't help but laugh out loud. Yi Bingshui took the opportunity to hold her hand and said: "Good Xiao Wu, you are beautiful when you smile."
Xiaowu became happy and laughed even more. After a while, he and Yi Bingshui started talking and laughing.
When the woman saw it in the window, she couldn't help but smile and said to herself: "What a lovely person."
Yi Bingshui chatted and laughed with Xiao Wu for a while, and she already knew that the wife’s surname was Li and her husband’s surname was Yuan, and they were from a family of officials. She originally lived in the capital, and her ancestral home was Shandong, so she was not considered a local. She only came back to her hometown to visit her grave.
I stopped by here to offer incense as a pilgrim. I have been staying for a while, and this morning my wife told me to pack my bags and prepare to leave. Yi Bingshui felt relieved, thinking that there were certainly many human traffickers in ancient times.
But the woman didn't look like a bad person, so she happily went to see the woman.
Seeing Yi Bingshui come in, Mrs. Yuan smiled slightly and said, "My dear lady, I have something I want to discuss with you, but I don't know if it's okay." Yi Bingshui smiled and said that Madam was very kind to him, and she would definitely do it no matter what.
Titles in the Tang Dynasty were not like those in later generations. Women did not take their husband's surname after getting married, and the servants did not call the master's family "master". In the most noble official families, they were generally called their positions or ranks. In ordinary people's families, the servants were called their mistresses.
She was called "Mrs.", but Mrs. Yuan was from an official family and was called "Madam", so she was called "Mrs. Yuan".
"Then I'll be bold," the woman said. "My wife and I have been destined to meet each other in the temple, and I like your temperament very much. This is also fate. I want to accept you as a cockroach, but I don't know what your intentions are."
Yi Bingshui said in her heart: "You are so kind, not only letting me eat and drink for free, but also asking me to eat and drink for free for a long time. Such a good thing cannot be found even with a lantern." She was thinking in her heart, but now this is
The best thing happened, he said: "Madam fell in love by mistake, and how can Yi Bingshui repay her kindness. It's just that Madam is very young, how can Yi Bingshui be worthy of her?"
When the woman saw her answer, they couldn't help but be overjoyed and said, "It's worthy, it's worthy. My eldest daughter is nineteen, and my second daughter is sixteen. If you are willing to be my daughter, I will be really happy."
Yi Bingshui saw that there was no need to refuse, and hurriedly stepped forward to perform the mother-worship ceremony. The woman happily called out: "Son, what is your original name?" She took Yi Bingshui's hand, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it.
, said: "My son's beauty is truly unparalleled in the world."
Yi Bingshui was a little embarrassed by her praise and said with a smile: "Back to mother, my name is Yi Bingshui, my father is a businessman. My mother is so beautiful that no one can match her." For a moment, beauties cherished their beauty, and they were happy.
Mrs. Yuan called everyone to see the new master. Because Yi Bingshui appeared suddenly, it could be said that his origin was unknown. Yi Bingshui did not dare to say that he came from a thousand years in the future, and only vaguely said that he fell asleep in the Buddhist hall for some reason.
When she woke up, her family was missing. Fortunately, Mrs. Yuan did not pursue her origins. Instead, she told everyone that Yi Bingshui was originally her niece, covering up for her. Now that she has recognized her goddaughter, from now on, she is everyone's daughter.
She is a serious master and wants everyone to serve her wholeheartedly. She also asked Yi Bingshui to choose a girl she likes and serve her specially. Yi Bingshui asked Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu was also very happy and followed her with a bound.
The current female channel Tang Seng looks like Yi Bingshui. She only wears a casual silk top and denim. Looking at her clothes, she can’t help but sigh with emotion. I wonder, am I going to become an ancient person from now on?
While she was thinking about it, Xiao Wu came over with a smile, pointed at her small bundle, and said, "Madam, this is all you have."
Yi Bingshui was stunned by her name, but she already knew that people in the Tang Dynasty called their mistresses and daughters of the master's family "ladies", or "several mothers", and Mrs. Yuan was called madam because of her rank, so she had no choice but to
She responded: "It may not look like a small baggage, but it is the most precious thing. You have to put it away for me." These things were brought by her from another world, and now the only connection with that world is them. I thought of it.
Then, suddenly a feeling of loneliness came over my heart, and I felt sad.
Seeing her like this, Xiao Wu said: "Little lady, we can go out to buy things."
She has the nature of a little girl, so she naturally sees people according to her own joy. On weekdays, she follows the madam and is very happy to see the madam buying things. She does not buy, but is very happy just watching. How happy is the person who buys?
But I can't imagine it.
So, when she saw that Yi Bingshui was unhappy, she asked her to go shopping.
After hearing this, Yi Bingshui felt that going shopping would make her feel better, so she said: "By the way, Xiaowu, let's go out. Xiaowu, let's go."
Xiao Wu said: "It's not okay to go out like this."
Yi Bingshui said: "Why not? I have to go out like this."
Xiao Wu smiled and said: "Unless the lady turns into a man."
"Become a man and become a man." Yi Bingshui thought of an idea and said with a smile, "Bring me some men's clothes."
Xiao Wu looked at his wife, who thought for a while and nodded in agreement. He ordered people to prepare men's clothes for Yi Bingshui. Yi Bingshui was depressed about the title of "lady", so she changed the men's clothes according to the way people at the time treated the young master.
Calling him "Langjun", or calling him "Sanlang" in order, always sounds much more comfortable than "Ms." or "Second Niang", so he is even more determined to wear men's clothing.
The carriage was ready and was just waiting to set off. In the carriage, Yi Bingshui asked some questions and realized that it was the seventh year of Zhenguan.
Yi Bingshui walked and calculated all the way: The seventh year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty? Which year is it? Zhenguan is the reign name of Li Shimin. The Tang Dynasty was founded in 618. Li Yuan was emperor for several years before passing it to Li Shimin. So, the seventh year of Zhenguan
It should be about six hundred and thirty years ago. Yi Bingshui majored in foreign languages. She always only remembers stories but not the year in history. It is not easy to remember the date of the founding of the Tang Dynasty.
Yi Bingshui's calculation is not too far off, the seventh year of Zhenguan is exactly 632 AD.
Yi Bingshui thought to herself: 2013 to 632, God! The difference is more than a thousand years,...
Yi Bingshui was worried all the way, excited at times and dazed at other times, looking at Wuer inexplicably.
Yi Bingshui walked and looked around casually. They bought some things on the street, and then walked to a stone gate. They were blocked by a group of guards, who shouted loudly: "The mountain is closed today and no one is allowed to pass." One of them.
The guards with faces like hedgehogs and pointed noses drove them away like cattle.
Seeing the rudeness of these people, Yi Bingshui wondered: "Is this the road you opened? Or is it the tree you planted?"
"Mountain Boar" the guard said arrogantly: "What a mess, get out of here!"
Yi Bingshui had no good impression of them when she saw them sealing the mountain for no apparent reason, and when she saw him uttering evil words, she felt annoyed. She smiled at Xiao Wu and said, "They say good dogs don't block the way. Why is there a bad dog here?"
"Mountain Boar" said angrily: "Boy, who do you think is not a good dog?"
Yi Bingshui smiled and said, "I'm sorry, are you a good dog?"
When "Mountain Boar" saw Yi Bingshui calling him a good dog, he was stunned and realized that he had been deceived. He was furious and asked, "Who are you calling a good dog?"
Yi Bingshui smiled and said: "It's not enough to say you're not a good dog. It's not enough to say you are a good dog. Then what are you? Oh, I understand, it turns out to be -"
"What is it?" "Mountain Boar" raised his voice and screamed angrily.
"It turns out to be a big evil dog!" Yi Bingshui said in a long voice. There was a huge echo in the valley, and she turned her long voice around, and it sounded like it was a big evil dog - evil.
Dog—evil dog—
When the guards heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
The wild boar was so angry that it stabbed Yi Bingshui with the tip of its spear.
Yi Bingshui was a spiritual fairy and said, "It's a good thing you're here." The sword flashed, and with a "dang" sound, he put the tip of the spear away.
During the fight, Yi Bingshui uttered a few lines of poetry, but she heard a voice behind her: "Little brother, you are good at poetry and martial arts."
When Yi Bingshui looked back, he turned out to be a young general wearing a silver helmet. The guards bowed and saluted when they saw him. He was obviously the leader of the guards. Although Yi Bingshui was wearing a military uniform, his appearance could not hide his aura.
He has an elegant and handsome air, and is polite in his behavior. I know that there will be no excitement today. When I saw him praising his poetic talent, I shook my head and said nonsensically: "Just average, third in the world."
The silver-helmeted general was stunned when he heard this: "'Just average, third in the world'. But I don't know who is first or second."
What Yi Bingshui said was just smooth, so there was nothing first or second. Hearing him ask this question, I felt very happy, thinking that the ancients really had no sense of humor. But his face remained calm and he said seriously: "Brother,
It’s such a pity that I have never heard of one of the best people in the world.” After saying this, he couldn’t stop making noises to express his pity.
The Xuanjia general said: "I would like to hear the details."
While talking, Yi Bingshui thought about how to deal with it, and thought to herself: Li Du is the most outstanding poet in the Tang Dynasty, but it is a pity that he has not yet been born. If the four outstanding poets of the early Tang Dynasty were to be used, they would not show their cleverness. He thought in his mind and said
: "Of course it's Li Da and Du Er."
"Li Da? Du Er? Who is that?" General Xuanjia looked confused.
