When a person comes out of the mother's womb, no one is naked. As the saying goes, if you don't bring it with you in life, you won't take it with you in death.
I don’t need clothes, this kind of external thing! Take them off!
Damn it? You can’t take it off. I even strangled you. I won’t let you take off my own clothes. I’m warning you sister! Take off, take off, take off! I really want to take it off! I clicked confirmation n times, and finally, the newbie sent by the system
I took off my country clothes, this is right!
Standing on the top of the rockery, naked with my hands on my hips, I was so angry that I looked up to the sky and laughed!
"Ah! Hooligan!" "There's a pervert!" "Ahhhh..." women's screams kept coming.
Tsk, I have never seen the world. I shook my butt disdainfully, shook the bird on my crotch a few times, and sang loudly to the accompaniment of the screams of women: "I am a little bird, I want to fly."
But I can't fly high..."
Singing and singing, the urban management 001 made a brilliant appearance. In reality, I was very scared when I saw the urban management who was even more domineering than the black boss, and they all hid far away, but this is a game world, who the hell is treating you like an NPC?
!I ignored it and continued singing!
Urban Guan 001 should actually be called Village Guan 001. This is a novice village after all, but with the Urban Guan 001 on his head, he has no choice but to call him Urban Guan 001.
Urban management officer 001 yelled at me, and then with a wave of his hand, he locked me in a small dark room and forced me to be confined for three hours!
It is said to be a small black room, but it is not a small room like a black prison. It is just a closed room with a few tables and chairs. The large screen on the wall repeatedly played the promotional images of "Dream" for three hours.
Once the confinement time is over, I will be automatically teleported out.
Ignoring the three-hour countdown, I laughed three times and logged off directly. I won’t play with you anymore!
I took off the virtual game helmet and went to the toilet to pee. I was a little hungry, so I made a bowl of noodles. I sat in front of the optical computer and ate the noodles while browsing the Big Bird Legion Forum, which is the holy place for professional gamers to communicate.
It was founded by Brother Big Bird, a legend in the online gaming industry. It is a platform that provides first-hand news and trading for us professional players. This dream has been quite popular recently.
Speaking of Brother Big Bird, he is really the idol that we professional players worship and the ultimate goal of striving for life! Like me, Brother Big Bird stayed at home and became a professional gamer after graduating from college. He truly started from scratch and became the world's best player.
His level is the best in the online gaming industry, he has made a lot of money, and he has married three beautiful wives. We loser players are filled with jealousy, envy, and hatred! Of course, the most important thing is to admire him!
You mean three wives? That’s right, three wives! It’s now 2066, n years have passed since the Third World War, the world has long been unified, let alone polygamy, polyandry is okay
!The premise is that there are enough soft girl coins!
Huh? A post on the Big Bird Legion forum has been pushed to the top of the list: Internet gangsters have been discovered! The whole nation wants him!!
I clicked it and took a look, I’ll go! I’m the one standing on the rockery with the name “Three Cannons a Night” above my head, in front of a large audience, swallowing up the mountains and rivers, arrogantly walking around, and howling with that tone-deaf voice! Sweat!
Looking at the replies, oh, there are all kinds of personal attacks! I shook my head speechlessly, wasn’t it just a sneak peek? What’s more! Looking at other online game public forums, I was the one who topped the list in shock! They were all scolded.
What a sound!
I was puzzled, thinking that when I was a child, I often helped my grandma cross the street, and received almost no praise. Today, I did it on a whim, and it actually made a fuss! Sure enough, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles!
I thought that the matter would be over after making a fuss, but unexpectedly, the matter became more and more serious, and it was even broadcast on the news network. Damn it! I was also subjected to all kinds of human flesh! Fortunately, the three-shot Internet name every night was created by me on a whim.
, is not my usual game name, otherwise it would be very sad!
But I'm still scared. I'm hiding at home and don't dare to go out because I didn't bother to adjust my appearance when I created my account. I almost acted in my true self! I'm so sweaty!
Actually, I'm afraid of it. It's just a new online game with an old-fashioned name. It's called "Dream". The advertising is very hot and it's amazing, but I'm not interested at all because it's retro.
This type of online game is not my cup of tea. But,
I eat instant noodles at home every day, and unexpectedly won a second prize. I redeemed it online, and it turned out to be an activation code for the "Dream" public beta account. I was bored and had a whim, so I went online for a while, just for leisure.
Entertainment, I don’t play online games anyway.
I never thought that the power of the Internet is so terrifying, that I would become an enemy of the people in such a confused way! I sighed, is this...does this mean I became famous instantly?! I shook my head funny, no matter how many people are online, just play with me
"Galaxy War" is here! Mechas are still fun! These days
Online games are almost all technological wars. You can drive powerful and powerful mechas across the universe and challenge the space pirate fleet; you can also act as a lone hero with a sniper and kill enemy generals thousands of miles away; or you can command the universe.
The space fleet is robbing money, food, and territory... This is what makes it fun!
That retro version of "Dream" actually requires you to slash at each other with swords. It's like a primitive person. If you try to choke it occasionally, you will definitely have to close down the server in a few days. I don't care about it!
