Even a three-year-old girl knows who the three guns are every night!
A recognized internet hooligan, shameless, just running around naked, standing on a hill, hands on hips, swinging a bird, squealing like a ghost! He became famous on the Internet overnight, and is recognized by the world as an enemy of the people! Dreams can be so popular.
, it has something to do with the three-shot bird-walking incident every night!
It's a pity that the broad masses of the people only killed the gangster once. As a result, the four holy beasts appeared out of nowhere, and the white tiger even refreshed the gangster's novice village, giving the gangster a chance to escape. In the end, the gangster disappeared, most of the time.
I have deleted my account and started trying again. What a pity! What a pity! The classmates in Tingting’s class would sigh from time to time. They couldn’t do it three times a night. That would be a lifelong regret!
Suddenly, the legendary Internet gangster appeared in front of him. He was still a very familiar person. It was so shocking!
Tingting and Tingting's mother both had their mouths wide open and their eyes widened. Oh my god! Are you kidding? But even if you are joking, you can't joke about your innocence! It's really three shots a night?!
I regret it. I wish I had just made up a game name and fooled them! Then I would have asked Baibu Chuanyang and the others to contact me! My once-famous reputation is gone! In fact, Baibu Chuanyang and the others will take turns guarding the store. I
The main reason why I don’t have to stay in the store and live happily outside is not to go to the boss to explode the token, but if my game name is exposed, our Longteng Auction House will be in tragedy! Maybe it will never recover from the fall and be completely defeated!
Baibu Chuanyang and the others repeatedly confessed that I am the boss of Longteng Auction House. This must not be exposed. And who is the boss? Baibu Chuanyang and the others are not interested in being the boss. They are just pretending to be employees. Who is happy to be the boss? Neither do I.
So happy!
Well, be careful and sail the boat for ten thousand years. Just tell Aunt Zhang that Baibu Chuanyang is the big boss and I am just a hard worker responsible for brushing equipment. It seems a bit too fake. Then say that we are friends with Baibu Chuanyang and they will contribute money and I will contribute. This way
good.
I have thought so much, and Tingting and her daughter are still looking at me stupidly. I smack my lips speechlessly, wave my hands, wake up! Isn’t it just a game name? Who is pretending these days?
In reality, you are as brave as a mouse, but in online games, they are all tigers. If you don’t accept it, I will kill you!
Tingting, mother and daughter finally came to their senses, but they were still dumbfounded.
"You...how could it be yours!" Tingting still couldn't believe that this was true. To be honest, after spending several days with Brother Xiang, she really admired and liked Brother Xiang. Suddenly,
The idol turned into a vomit image...
Tingting's mother has a lot of experience, so she is not too surprised, but it is still a little hard to accept, how can Xiaoxiang shoot three shots every night!
A good dinner suddenly turned sour. Being stared at constantly by Tingting and her daughter made me feel uncomfortable. I buried my head in the fuss for a while, wiped my mouth, and hurried away.
Depressed, depressed! I sighed after returning to the rental house. I don’t know what the situation will be like when I meet Tingting and her daughter again. I hope it won’t be too embarrassing. Oops, I forgot to tell Tingting not to tell others.
Ah, otherwise I would be miserable. Although the public security is very good now, it is not illegal to smash eggs! What a scared kid!
I’m not happy! Then I’ll go to Fantasy and have a great time! As soon as I went online, I appeared in the place where I originally logged off, in a forest where monsters of more than 30 levels were rampant. I couldn’t stand it without the Black Tortoise Shield.
Look, of course there is no one and it is safe! I put on the Xuanwu Shield, and the colorful streamers were still so dazzling. Unfortunately, I can only admire it by myself. Hey, I don’t dare to wear it if there are people! It’s better to have no one!
I wreaked havoc on the level 33 three-tailed foxes in the forest, and finally felt a little relieved.
"Boss! Boss! Come out quickly!" I shouted, but only a few three-tailed foxes were attracted, and there was not even a shadow of the boss.
Standalone play can only be fun for a while, but it’s still boring! I wasn’t happy wandering around in the forest anymore. As I walked forward, I saw a big mountain in the distance. I cheered up and rushed over. Mountains are good things.
The monsters on the mountain are basically very fierce, and the explosion rate is always good. Zombie Mountain is the best example. The current Zombie Mountain, darling, is really crowded with people, swords and swords, and it is very lively! The boss should be spawned tomorrow.
The most important thing is that the Goblin Fruit should be out. The probability of the zombie boss breaking out the token should be the greatest. However, the mountain is full of players, and there are many experts. I want to clear the boss alone, but it is too difficult!
I really miss the good old days when the top of the mountain was empty and you could do whatever you wanted!
There is a big mountain in front of us, how can we not go and take a look! After a quarter of an hour of walking, we finally reached the foot of the mountain. Wow, it is lush and green, completely different from the lifeless Zombie Mountain; it is extremely steep, and it is also different from the Zombie Mountain that is like a steamed bun. Still.
I didn't know what kind of monsters were on the mountain, and I didn't dare to climb the mountain rashly. I walked along the foot of the mountain to see if I could find a less steep path up the mountain.
I didn't find the way up the mountain, but I found a line of sky! It was a very narrow canyon. I looked around for a while, but I didn't see any monsters. Maybe this was the entrance to the mountain.
Touching the Xuanwu Shield on my body, I suddenly felt confident. I could withstand such a fierce zombie boss. Even if there were fierce monsters, escaping would not be a problem. I walked into the sky with all my eyes and ears.
Bafang. I just walked into the canyon with the wind and the current. It was really a village with no roads and no roads!
Appearing in front of me is a large valley, with towering green mountains in the distance, a trickling creek, lush green trees, green grass, pink flowers, and beautiful big butterflies flying among the flowers.
Mountains and waters, picturesque scenery, beautiful scenery, it is truly a paradise!
I have never seen such beautiful scenery before. It is really refreshing and refreshing, as if I am in the warm embrace of Mother Nature, and my soul has been sublimated.
I cheered, ran into the stream, took off my wind boots, and entered the stream barefoot. The stream was cool and the small round and slippery stones were comfortable under my feet. It was such a good place. I quickly marked it.
Now that I know the coordinates, I can take Baibu Chuanyang and the others over to play when I have time. It will definitely enhance their relationship a lot. It’s best to use the ground as a bed and the sky as a quilt, and do that and that.
After playing for a while, I went ashore. It was not the time for fun now. I looked around and found it strange that there were no monsters in such a huge valley. It shouldn't be that big of a deal. I walked deeper into the valley.
, still no monsters were seen, strange, is this valley just for viewing?
Hey, it's strange, why I feel a little dizzy. I shook my head and saw several beautiful big butterflies surrounding me. I smiled happily and wanted to touch the butterflies with my hands, but the butterflies avoided them again, and then again
They gathered around.
-1-1-1-1……
Huh? I blinked and used the identification technique on the butterfly. As a result, the system prompted: The level difference is too high and the identification failed.
I'm dizzy! It turns out that the monster is the butterfly that is all over the mountains and valleys! Equipped with divine armor, it basically cannot break the defense, but it actually treats the fierce monster as an ornamental pet. I'm sweating!
I took out the magic bow and the power of the white tiger, and started brushing. Butterflies are really difficult to brush. Even big butterflies are only as big as two palms. It is not suitable to use bows and arrows to brush. Although I have some in my bracelet.
I have a spare whiteboard sword, but the attack is too low compared to the divine bow. I’d better use the divine bow!
I just swiped a few butterflies, and there was a "ding" sound, good luck! I was about to pick them up, and suddenly I felt a little dizzy again. Hey, I looked at the status, and it turned out that I was dizzy! It turns out that butterflies can also be dizzy!
But the time is very short, only about a second, so ignore it! There are a lot of butterflies around. I am not in a hurry to pick up the equipment. I clear the butterflies first. There are about ten butterflies, and there are two more dings! Wow,
There are three pieces of weapon-level equipment at once, awesome!
I quickly checked the equipment. I thought it was bronze, but it turned out to be silver!
Mengyu Sword: Level 2 silverware, agility +8, attack +50-56, 2% chance of being stunned for 2 seconds, exclusive to female swordsmen, level requirement 30.
Dream rain boots: silverware level 3: agility +10, movement speed +5%, exclusive for female assassins, level requirement 30
Wow, it’s a silver weapon, it’s so good! You know, only bosses could get silver weapons before! I also brushed monsters over level 30, and the chance of breaking out a bronze weapon was much lower than that of zombies.
Most of them are whiteboards, otherwise Zombie Mountain wouldn't be so popular! I didn't expect that butterflies can explode silverware! Although the requirement of level 30 is still too high for current players, the first person is not even 30 yet! But three
It’s only level ten, it’s only a matter of time!
Why is it completely women's clothing? Women's equipment is not worth more. When everyone reaches level 30, hehe, our Longteng Auction House is about to usher in its second spring! There is no eternal number one, only the number one that is constantly updated.
!
Haha! This is really a geomantic treasure land!
There’s nothing to say, just swipe it quickly! Ding ding ding... It feels even better!
"My dear, you fly slowly and be careful of the roses with thorns in front of you; my dear, open your mouth and the fragrance of the flowers in the wind will make you intoxicated. My dear, you fly with me through the jungle to see the stream; my dear, come and jump.
Dance, there will be no darkness in the spring of love; you and I are lingering, flying gracefully, flying across this mortal world, and we will be together forever; chasing you all my life, loving me a thousand times. Live up to my tenderness, your beauty. I
I will linger with you, fly gracefully across this mortal world, and be with you forever. When the autumn wind blows and the autumn leaves fall into piles, I can wither with you, and I will have no regrets, la la la la la..." humming my grandfather's favorite song happily.
