Jiang San unfolded the folding fan in his hand with a 'wow' sound, looked at Tieguai Li with an arrogant look and said, "I just heard that you guys want to win the championship of this conference?"
Tieguai Li "So what?"
"Pfft..."
Jiang San couldn't help but laugh out loud, and joked, "It's not that I look down on you, it's just that with me here today, the champion of this lantern riddle competition cannot be you little losers."
"Hey, what did you say? You..."
Seeing that the other party was so arrogant, Tieguai Li couldn't bear it any longer. He took two steps forward and planned to call him out.
But as soon as he took a step forward, Lu Dongbin grabbed Tieguai Li, shook his head and whispered, "Don't make trouble. Your Majesty will definitely not let us off lightly if he finds out that we are making trouble in the lower realms privately."
Hearing this, Tieguai Li glared at Jiang San fiercely and said nothing more.
After all, Lu Dongbin was right. He came down secretly this time. It would be terrible if he caused trouble and was discovered.
"Huh! That's it? I didn't think I was capable, I'm just a coward." Seeing that Tieguai Li didn't dare to make a move, Jiang San became even more arrogant, hugging his arms and sarcastically sarcastic.
Tieguai Li blew his beard angrily and stared, this little brat, if it were normal, he would have been slapped away long ago, why should he suffer such a useless thing?
"Hahaha, Mr. Jiang is so powerful! I don't know where this country bumpkin comes from, but he dares to quarrel with Mr. Jiang. He deserves it!"
"It's true that you still want to steal the championship from Mr. Jiang. It's so shameless. I don't know where Bilian came from!"
"Oh, it's normal. In every lantern riddle competition, aren't there such a few guys who don't know what they are talking about?"
"That's right. After all, there are too many weirdos these days, and there are too many people who can't recognize who they are."
As Jiang San finished speaking, a group of mentally retarded female fans around them also ridiculed a few people.
Everyone's face was full of flattery, and they wanted to go up and lick Jiang San's toes.
"This is totally unreasonable. Is there something wrong with these women's brains?!"
Seeing those women speaking for Jiang San like this, Tieguai Li was very angry.
Qin Tian looked at this scene and didn't care at all. He just couldn't help but want to laugh. He didn't expect that there would be such indiscriminate fans in the God Realm?
It seems that there are no shortage of this special kind of aliens no matter where they are.
Jiang San immediately noticed Qin Tian's smile, frowned, and asked, "Why are you smiling?"
Qin Tian waved his hand and his expression immediately became serious, "Really? Did I smile? How could it be so obvious?"
Seeing Qin Tian's appearance, Jiang San suddenly felt an inexplicable displeasure in his heart, and said, "Humph! In short, don't think about winning the championship. With me here, the champion of this lantern riddle competition must be me."
, you country bumpkins, stay back for a while."
Tieguai Li glanced at the arrogant Jiang San, his expression still a little ugly, and said seriously to Qin Tian, "Qin Tian, are you sure you can beat that kid later?"
Qin Tian turned around, nodded, and said, "That guy's IQ is a bit abnormal. He's just an idiot at most. I guess it's not a big problem."
"Who the hell are you calling an idiot?" When Jiang San heard this, he immediately became upset and yelled loudly.
However, no one paid any attention to him. Tieguai Li looked at Qin Tian suspiciously and asked seriously, "Are you serious?"
"Of course, what? Do you think I can't win against a pure idiot?" Qin Tian spread his hands, looking indifferent, and also ignored Jiang San.
"That's settled." Hearing this, Tieguai Li felt relieved. As soon as the two of them talked and sang, they left here, completely ignoring Jiang San behind him.
Jiang San was ignored by Qin Tian and the others, but was yelled at by a stupid idiot. His whole face was red with anger. Looking at the back of them leaving, he gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it! Just wait for me!"
Soon, with this little episode over, the lantern riddle contest is about to begin.
…
Just when Qin Tian and the others were chatting with each other.
There are more and more people at the scene, and the entire venue is almost packed with people. Fortunately, the venue is big enough, otherwise, it would not be able to accommodate so many people.
Immediately, a middle-aged man in a black robe, probably in his thirties, stood in the center of the venue where the lantern riddle competition was held.
He glanced at the surrounding crowd, and then pressed down with his hands. Soon, the crowd became quiet, and everyone knew that with the appearance of the host, the congress was about to begin.
There are many lanterns hanging above the venue. The red light is relatively weak, but there are a lot of them. The entire scene is dyed red.
And just below the lantern, there is a red sticker covering it, and the place covered by the sticker is the lantern riddle of this conference!
"Everyone, everyone must have been looking forward to this lantern riddle contest for a long time, right? As usual, let's talk about the rules of this lantern riddle contest first!"
The host's voice was very loud and contained a touch of vitality, which could be clearly heard in everyone's ears.
"First of all, have you all seen the stickers on these lanterns? Everyone at the scene can come up and uncover the stickers on the lanterns. After uncovering them, you must guess the lantern riddles correctly. If you fail to answer them correctly, you will be eliminated.
,At the same time, the lantern riddles are also invalid."
"By analogy, the final contestant who guesses more lantern riddles correctly will be the final winner! Is everyone clear?"
Seeing everyone below them nodding, the host also said again, "In that case, I won't waste everyone's time with nonsense. This lantern riddle conference has officially begun!"
As the words fell, the contestants who planned to participate in the lantern riddle competition stood on the stage one after another.
Qin Tian walked up slowly. As for Tieguai Li and Lu Dongbin, although they were not good at these things, they also wanted to try their luck.
As for Jiang San, whom they had met before, when he appeared, the audience immediately burst into cheers.
Generally speaking, they were words of encouragement or flattery for Jiang San.
It was obvious that Jiang Thirty was very impressed by these compliments. His face was full of pride. He glanced at Qin Tian not far away, with a provocative look in his eyes.
Who knew that Qin Tian would not look down on him at all, and would not even look at him.
"Hmph! Let's see how crazy you can get!" Jiang San, who was ignored again, felt extremely aggrieved.
Taking a deep breath, he planned to start guessing the riddle in earnest.
Just when Jiang San was thinking about where to start, Qin Tian over there was the first to uncover the sticker on the lantern.
On the lantern, it is clearly written that the goddess was scared away, a blue dog was beaten crookedly, and two birds were looking at the sky - guess four words.
Qin Tian silently recited the riddle in the lantern, thought briefly for a while, and then said calmly, "I can't guess."< br>
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Dongbin and Tieguai Li beside him immediately cast their stunned gazes over.
Tieguai Li was a little anxious and asked quickly, "Debt collector! Aren't you a big talker? Why can't you just answer the first question?"
Lu Dongbin was also a little confused and looked at Qin Tian.
"Hahaha! It really makes me laugh to death. What you said before was so awesome. I thought you were so awesome, but then you can't do the first question? Hahaha! A native dog is a native dog!"
When Jiang San saw this scene, he started laughing mercilessly, pointing at Qin Tian and mocking him.
"Tch, you're not happy to call you a fool, but you're actually a purebred old fool." Qin Tian shook his head, not even bothering to argue with Jiang San.
"You... damn, you didn't guess the first puzzle correctly and you still dare to show off here. Why are you so thick-skinned?" Jiang San was very angry and scolded him with a livid face.
However, just after he said these words, the host's sudden voice made him dumbfounded.
"The answer is correct! Now the first correct answerer has appeared, everyone should continue to work hard."
Jiang San's face was full of disbelief and asked, "What the hell? Just answered it correctly? He said he couldn't guess anymore, how can you make him answer correctly? Are you a relative of that guy? Even a relative can't be so blatant.
Bar?"
Tieguai Li was also a little surprised and asked, "Yes, debt collector, no wonder you are so confident. It turns out that your relative is a referee here? Then you should have said it earlier, which made me nervous."
Qin Tian rolled his eyes at him and said, "Go, go, why are you not related? I can't guess the answer to this question."
After saying that, looking at Tieguai Li's confused look, Qin Tian started to explain.
"The girl is scared away because the girl is missing the word '女'. The green dog is half of the Qing family dog, which is the word 'guess'. If it is typed crookedly and the straight character is removed, it is the word 'bu'. Look at the two birds in the sky.
The two dots on the top of the word mean 'zhu'."
"Do you understand now? I have said that this kind of answer is not difficult for me."
"Snap, snap, snap!"
Qin Tian's explanation immediately aroused applause from many people around him, with a look of admiration on their faces.
If you can guess this kind of question correctly, this guy is really a fucking genius!
Although Tieguai Li was stunned for a while, he didn't know whether he understood it or not. He just gave a thumbs up, "As expected of a debt collector, he is really amazing!"
Jiang San looked disdainful and sarcastically said, "Isn't it just a game of splitting words? What's there to be proud of? You can't say the same thing as anyone else."
After saying that, Jiang San immediately tore apart a puzzle.
"One mouth, one hand - guess one word."
After Jiang San saw it, a look of pride immediately appeared on his face. He shook the folding fan in his hand and pretended to say, "Tsk, such a simple puzzle? It's not difficult at all. The answer is to pick up the characters."
The host heard this, nodded and said, "The answer is correct!"
Jiang San's performance immediately aroused cheers and shouts from a group of fans in the audience.
"You are indeed worthy of being Mr. Jiang, you are so awesome! Mr. Jiang, I love you!"
"I'm just kidding, Mr. Jiang is the most talented man in Chang'an City. If he's not great, who is?"
"That's right, this is just the beginning. If Mr. Jiang hadn't let them do it, they haven't exerted their strength yet. Otherwise, how could those old haters have been able to keep up with Mr. Jiang?"
Hearing these compliments, Jiang San's face became even more proud, so he solved a puzzle again without hesitation.
"The word "lin" is more than half-guess the word."
Jiang San took one look and said without thinking, "The answer is a dream!"
"correct answer!"
The host's voice sounded again, and it was still correct!
Hearing this, Jiang San glanced at Qin Tian proudly and raised his eyebrows at him, the provocation in his eyes undisguised.
Not to be outdone, Qin Tian also revealed a riddle.
"The turtle arrives, the fish eats it, and a bird comes and quacks." Qin Tian thought for a moment, and then quickly said, "Duck!"
"Correct answer!" the host announced loudly.
"Hmph! Damn it, there are actually two brushes." When Jiang San saw this scene, he became a little angry, "I don't believe it anymore, how can I lose to you, an idiot!"
After saying that, Jiang San solved the puzzle on the entire lantern stand, and then began to solve the problems one by one. The speed was amazing.
"Remember half and forget half, this is a taboo."
"If you remove it, it will be gone. This is a loss."
"Take half, throw half away, this is milk."
"..."
In a short time, Jiang San had solved all the dozens of answers on the lantern shelf.
The audience on the side didn't even read the entire question, and Jiang San had already told the answer.
Everyone was stunned by Jiang San's operation. They didn't react for a long time. They just stood there and stared blankly with their mouths wide open.
"Wow!"
Jiang San unfolded the folding fan again, showing a proud look, looked at the host on the stage, and urged with an arrogant look, "Host, announce the answer."
"Oh, oh, I almost forgot." The host finally came to his senses, nodded repeatedly, and walked over to Jiang San to check whether the answer was right or wrong.
After checking all the lantern riddles, the host was shocked. He looked at Jiang San with admiration and gave the other party a thumbs up.
"Young Master Jiang is indeed the most talented man in our Chang'an City, and he is actually right about everything."
The host's praise made Jiang San feel even more proud, and he said with disdain, "It's just such a little difficulty, it's impossible for me to be a problem."
After saying that, Jiang San turned to look at Qin Tian, showing off and said, "How's it going, little Zha San, are you convinced?"
But who knew that Qin Tian had no time to pay attention to him at this time, but was called to his side by Tieguai Li.
"Debt collector, there is a lantern riddle about Buddhism here. I can't guess it. Come over and help me find out. What is the answer?"
Hearing this, Qin Tian came over curiously and saw on the lantern that it was written that the Buddha cut meat to feed the eagle. Thousands of years ago, the eagle set out from Lingshan Mountain every morning to beg for food from the Buddha and returned to its nest at night. He asked why the eagle only arrived at Lingshan Mountain.
It takes an hour, but it takes two hours to return to the nest?
Qin Tian scratched his head and looked confused, "Could it be that the eagle is full?"
"I don't think so. Since it is said that this is a lantern riddle about Buddhism, could it be that the eagle discussed Buddhism with Buddha before going back? That's why it was an hour late?" Tieguai Li replied seriously.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Tieguai Li's answer leads to
Jiang San laughed at me, "It really made me laugh to death. Your eagle will discuss Buddhism with Buddha? Hahaha..."
Looking at Jiang San's laughing posture, Tieguai Li's face turned red with embarrassment and shouted, "Why are you laughing? You say it as if you know the answer?"
Jiang San waved the fan in his hand with a confident look on his face and said mockingly, "Idiot, for the sake of your ignorance, I will tell you with great mercy."
"The reason why the eagle takes two hours to return to its nest is because the eagle needs to use one wing to block the dazzling sunlight when it returns, so it can only fly with one wing. The time it takes is naturally
It’s twice as big as when it came.”
Tieguai Li "..."
Lu Dongbin "..."
Qin Tian"……"
Jiang San's answer made the three people have black lines on their faces. What is the correct answer?
The three of them tried many answers, but never imagined that it would be this one.
If they hadn't seen the host nodding aside, the three of them would have doubted whether Jiang San was making up nonsense.
Jiang Sanyi looked proud, looked at the three of them with contempt, and said mockingly, "What a pity, if only I had torn apart this lantern riddle, so that I could get one more point."
After finishing speaking, he glanced at Tieguai Li and said with disdain, "I thought you, an old guy, could be so good, but you can't do the first question, and you still want to win the championship? It's really ridiculous!"
Tieguai Li has lived for thousands of years, but he has never seen such an arrogant person. If he hadn't been worried about his identity being exposed, he would have beaten him up and down.
Seeing that the other party was arrogant, Tieguai Li could only pin his hopes on Qin Tian.
"Debt collector, if you can help me win over this arrogant guy, I will go back and make fifty more Yun Lei gourds for you!"
At this time, Qin Tian was seriously solving the problem. When he heard Tieguai Li's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Are you serious?"
Tieguai Li pointed at Jiang San and said angrily, "Of course, if I don't teach this little kid a lesson today, he really thinks he is invincible!"
Tieguai Li couldn't take action on the Buddha Festival, so he could only ask Qin Tian to help him vent his bad temper.
You must know that making a Thunder Gourd is not only time-consuming and labor-intensive, but also requires searching for a large amount of rare materials. Excluding time and effort, the cost of a Thunder Gourd is at least around 100,000 merit points.
The cost of fifty Yun Lei gourds is five million merit points.
In order to teach Jiang San a lesson, he would have to pay five million merit points, and Tieguai Li was still very tight on money.
It is conceivable that Tieguai Li was so angry with the other party that he said such heroic words.
Jiang San said with disdain, "Haha, I already have twelve points, and you want to beat me? How ridiculous."
Qin Tian curled his lips, spread his hands and said calmly, "Is twelve points a lot? I also got twelve points."
"What?!"
Jiang San looked stunned, turned to look at the host on the side in disbelief, pointed at Qin Tian and asked, "He scored 12 points?"
The host smiled bitterly, nodded and replied, "Yes, this young master just solved several lantern riddles while Mr. Jiang was talking."
Jiang San was furious, pointed at Qin Tian and shouted, "You...you dare to secretly solve the problem behind my back, you are really despicable!"
"It's really ridiculous. Is it possible that I have to tell you when I solve the problem?"
Qin Tian rolled his eyes at Jiang San, then turned to look at Tieguai Li. He looked like he was whispering, but pointed at Jiang San very loudly and said, "I told you, this Jiang San is an idiot. I can't win against him."
It’s not something you can easily capture.”
"Hahaha..." Tieguai Li laughed loudly and nodded in agreement, "That's what the debt collector said."
"You..." Jiang San was so angry that he almost crushed the folding fan in his hand, and said through gritted teeth, "You are scolding me in front of my face and behind my back, do you really think I don't exist?"
"Ah, so you are here. I'm sorry, I didn't treat you as a human being."
"You... I'm going to kill you..."
"Guys, stop arguing. There are only a few dozen lanterns left in the conference. If you continue to argue, all the lantern riddles will be taken down by other contestants."
Just when Jiang San was furious and rushed towards Qin Tian, the host stopped in the middle and tried to persuade him.
"Only a few dozen left?"
Jiang San looked back, and sure enough, most of the lanterns at the conference had been unveiled, leaving only the last few rows of lanterns in the corner, estimated to be less than twenty.
There are at least a dozen contestants who have not yet been eliminated.
If we keep arguing with Qin Tian like this, let alone the championship, we may not even get the second place.
"I won't quarrel with you. I will deal with you after I win the championship."
Jiang San gave Qin Tian a vicious look and jumped towards the lantern stand that had not yet been opened.
Qin Tian jumped up without thinking, stepped on the void and followed.
"Why are you following me?"
Seeing Qin Tian following him, Jiang San was furious and roared angrily.
Qin Tian said with a look of disgust on his face, "Do you think I am willing to follow you? There are only a few dozen lanterns left."
As soon as the words fell, the two of them fell to the ground at the same time.
Seeing that only the last three lantern stands were left unopened, Jiang San's lips curved into a sinister smile.
"You still want to fight me? Go home and practice!"
After saying this, Jiang San waved his hand and blew up a strong gust of wind, uncovering all the lanterns on the three lantern stands in front of him.
According to the rules of the conference, as long as the sticker on the lantern is uncovered, the puzzle on the lantern belongs to the person who uncovered the sticker.
In this way, all three lantern riddles on the lantern stands will belong to Jiang San.
Jiang San's move immediately aroused the indignation of many players.
"Mr. Jiang, what you did is going too far. In the lantern riddle competition, you have always guessed and revealed one by one. How can you let the rest of us continue by doing this?"
"That's right, even if you win several championships in a row, you can't do this!"
Faced with everyone's rebuke, Jiang Sanfei did not feel ashamed. Instead, he said proudly, "Does the rules of the conference say that all lantern riddles cannot be solved at once?"
One player said indignantly, "Although there are no clear regulations in the conference, the players all agree that one by one will reveal the rules. If you do this, aren't you breaking the rules?"
Jiang San sneered disdainfully, turned to look at the host and asked, "Excuse me, am I breaking the rules by doing this?"
"this……"
The host showed a hint of embarrassment, and after pondering for a long time, he replied, "It's true that the rules are not broken, but..."
"Since the rules are not broken, what else is there to say?"
Before the host could finish speaking, Jiang San interrupted him and said.
"But……"
Just as the host said two words, he was interrupted again by Jiang San's brain-dead female fans.
"It's nothing, since you said it's okay What else can you do? How did you become a host? Are you unhappy with our Mr. Jiang and insist on confronting him?"
"That's right, I think you are just jealous that our Mr. Jiang is handsomer, richer and more talented than you, so you are specifically targeting our Mr. Jiang, right?"
"I think you are of no use as a host. I should replace you next year."
Listening to the words of those idiotic female fans scolding the host, Qin Tian couldn't help but shake his head. Sure enough, no matter whether it is the divine world or the secular world, there is always no shortage of these idiotic female fans.
After hearing this, the host lost his temper and shouted angrily, "Shut up, everyone. If any of you say another word, I will kick him out of the conference!"
This host has hosted at least ten lantern riddle competitions, and in every one of them he was not treated politely and respectfully by the contestants. He has never been pointed at and scolded like today.
"..."
Seeing the host's anger, the female fans who defended Jiang San immediately tightened their necks and looked at each other, not daring to speak any more.
After all, they still wanted to stay and watch Jiang San win the championship. Seeing that it was already the last step, it would be more than worth the loss if they were kicked out just like this.
Seeing that the scene became quiet, the host pulled his sleeves and snorted angrily, "If I don't get angry, do you really think I'm a sick cat?"
After speaking, the host showed a hint of majesty and looked at Jiang San.
"Mr. Jiang, although the rules of the conference do not clearly state that you cannot uncover most of the lanterns at once, for the sake of fairness, you must answer all the lantern riddles correctly, otherwise your points will be reset to zero."
As soon as these words came out, they immediately aroused dissatisfaction among the mentally retarded female fans.
"Why, Mr. Jiang, we already have more than ten points, and you want to clear them all?"
"Yes, according to the rules of the conference, even if the last question is not answered, the previous points will still count."
"That's right..."
At this moment, Jiang San pressed his hands against the female fans, signaling for them to be quiet.
"Okay, everyone, you don't have to argue for me. Anyway, I will answer all the lanterns correctly. You believe me."
As he said this, Jiang San also winked at the female fans, eliciting a burst of cheers and shouts.
"Young Master Jiang is so handsome, I want to give you a child!"
"As expected of Mr. Jiang, only he can say this."
"We believe Mr. Jiang will definitely win the championship in this conference again!"
Jiang San began to answer the lantern riddles under the cheers of the crowd.
"Half a mouthful eats a pound, this is the word craftsman."
"correct answer."
"Master Jiang is amazing!"
"Master Jiang is so handsome!"
"Sheep with crooked tails are ugly, which is the word for shame."
"correct answer."
"That's amazing. Mr. Jiang got the answer right again."
…
For the next period of time, it was completely Jiang San's personal show. As long as he guessed a lantern riddle correctly, there would be a burst of cheers and flattery.
Listening to those noisy shouts, Tieguai Li said with a look of disgust on his face, "If this city of Chang'an were not prosperous, how could these women come here to cheer for a arrogant guy like Jiang San when they have enough to eat and nothing to do every day?
"
Qin Tian gave Tieguai Li a thumbs up, feeling that what the other person said was very reasonable, and nodded with approval.
"What you said is really true. There is no shortage of these kind of overfed, brainless fans in the secular world."
Tieguai Li asked with a confused look on his face, "What are brain-dead fans? I have heard of rice noodles, but I have never heard of brain-dead fans."
Qin Tian pointed at the women cheering for Jiang San and said, "Here, those are it."
At this time, a fat woman among the many idiot fans heard what Qin Tian said and turned around and glared at her fiercely.
"Boy, are you scolding us? Calling us crazy fans?"
Although the fat woman didn't understand what "brainless fan" meant, she could tell from Qin Tian's contemptuous look that the word was probably a curse.
Without waiting for Qin Tian to answer, the fat woman shouted at the others, pointed at Qin Tian and shouted, "Sisters, this bumpkin just called us idiot fans, let's curse him to death!"
Seeing those women rolling up their sleeves and preparing to drown themselves with saliva, Qin Tian waved his hands and explained, "I'm not scolding you. What I mean is your undying love for Jiang San."
, I am complimenting you."
It is said that three women can play a role, but depending on the number of women, they can play at least dozens of roles.
Qin Tian had never been timid if he had taken action, but the other party was still a woman. He couldn't hit her, couldn't scold her, so he could only start making nonsense.
"Are you telling the truth?" The fat woman obviously didn't believe it and asked with a questioning look on her face.
Qin Tian smiled guiltily and nodded, "Of course, look at how helpless I am. How can I be your opponent? How dare I lie to you?"
If you are not a fan, who is a fan? Only your Mr. Jiang, who is both talented and handsome, is worthy of being a fan of yours."
"Why do I still feel like you are scolding us? Sisters, let's teach them a lesson!"
Saying that, the fat woman rolled up her sleeves and stepped forward.
The other women also followed aggressively.
"If you dare to scold us, I will show you how powerful we are today!"
"I have long disliked you, and today we sisters are going to vent our anger on Mr. Jiang!"
"A few local bastards dare to stop Mr. Jiang from winning the championship. I will beat you local bastards to death today!"
As those idiot fans approached, Tieguai Li looked at Qin Tian with a serious look on his face and asked, "Debt collector, what should I do? I don't hit women!"
Qin Tian also looked helpless, spreading his hands and saying, "If you ask me how I know, it sounds like I hit women."
Tieguai Li turned his attention to Lu Dongbin, "How about...Brother Lu, will you come?"
"???" Lu Dongbin gouged out Tieguai Li, his eyes clearly showing that he wanted to kill him.
"wrong answer!"
At this moment, the host's voice suddenly sounded, and the menacing women stopped and turned their heads to look over, with different expressions.
"How is it possible that Master Jiang gave the wrong answer?"
"Impossible, the host must have made a mistake. We, Mr. Jiang, cannot make a mistake!"
"Yes, that's right!"
In the face of everyone's doubts, the host revealed the mystery behind the lantern and said calmly, "The last question, big frame plus small frame, the correct answer is the word "Gu", not the word "Hui". Mr. Jiang is indeed wrong."
"It's impossible...how could this happen..."
Jiang San looked at the big word "Gu" written on the answer to the riddle, and immediately turned pale, unwilling to accept the fact.