When Taibai Jinxing heard this, he was extremely shocked!
"Tie you up?"
"Yes, tie me up so you can go back and do business." Qin Tian said with a smile.
Taibai Jinxing quickly waved her hand.
"No, no, no, even Rahu can't trap you, how can I possibly tie you up?"
"Too." .??.
Immediately, Qin Tian rolled his eyes and said, "How about I tie you up?"
Taibai Jinxing's mouth tightened. What the hell are these ideas? They couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all.
"This is not good."
Qin Tian snorted coldly and stared outside the cave.
He secretly thought that it would not work to be beaten passively all the time. Whether it was the Jade Emperor or Luo Hu, this time he wanted to establish his power and he would not be able to beat them, but this time he had to add obstacles to them, otherwise it would be difficult to calm the evil spirit in Qin Tian's heart.
Thinking of this, Qin Tian turned around and looked at Taibai Jinxing with a smile and said, "What's wrong? It's very good."
"Didn't Luo Hu run away? You didn't dare to go back to recover your life for the sake of the golden rope. You had to look for me everywhere, but when you found me, I tied you up."
"Think about it, if this is the case, will the Jade Emperor blame you, or will he reward you..."
Taibai Jinxing's eyes lit up and she clapped her hands and said, "Sir, debt collector, this strategy is feasible and will save me the trouble of going back and getting scolded!"
"Come on, come on, sir, hit me, hit me hard."
“!!!!”
Qin Tian rolled his eyes, "Are you crazy? Why are you beating me? You are a masochist!"
"If you don't hit me, what will you do if the Jade Emperor doesn't believe you?" Taibai Jinxing said helplessly.
"hehe."
Qin Tian shook his head and said with a smile, "The Jade Emperor doesn't understand you yet. How often have you stayed far away from us in fights or anything like that? If you are too white, Venus will suffer?"
Taibai Jinxing's old face turned red with embarrassment, "Mr. Messenger, I am not this kind of person. If anything happens, I will never..."
"Okay."
Qin Tian waved his hand to interrupt, "Don't say such useless things."
The next second, Qin Tian tied up Taibai Jinxing with a golden rope, and then kicked him to the ground.
"Why are you kicking me?" Taibai Jinxing, who was lying on the ground, raised his head and said dissatisfiedly.
Qin Tian looked at Taibai Jinxing with cold eyes.
"Hey, old man, do you think we are familiar with each other? Are you kidding me? Not only will I kick you, I will also hit you."
"Isn't this acting? Why do you..."
Looking at Qin Tian's face covered with frost, Taibai Jinxing was speechless.
"You still know that you are acting, and there is not a speck of dust on your body. Do you want to go to see the Jade Emperor just like that?"
"This...me."
Taibai Jinxing pursed his lips. He didn't know how to put on a show and did all the tricks. He just got kicked and felt a little unhappy.
Qin Tian waved his hand impatiently.
"Okay, it's rare for me to talk nonsense with you. From this moment on, we are on opposite sides and are enemies."
After finishing speaking, Qin Tian carried Taibai Jinxing on his back, took out his mobile phone, and searched for the Jade Emperor. A vortex appeared below and sucked the two of them in.
Yaochi.
With a gloomy look on his face, the Jade Emperor took the fish bait and threw it on a big golden carp.
Not long after, several more holes appeared on the belly of the big carp. Although the carp would not die in the fairy-like Yaochi, it would definitely fall down.
If the Queen Mother saw it, she would probably be furious. This is her favorite golden carp in the Yaochi.
The Jade Emperor was just venting his anger by doing this.
The Queen Mother received two billion merit points from Rahu, but did not give him a cent.
Moreover, the Jade Emperor secretly explored the whereabouts of the Queen Mother through the Haotian Mirror. He found that the Queen Mother had given all the money to that wild man, and then the two of them actually went to bed.
The Jade Emperor was so angry that he almost dropped the Haotian Mirror.< br>
This cuckold is really wearing it.
The key is that the Queen Mother's wild man is not bad, so he doesn't dare to act rashly, otherwise...
"I, endure it, one day..."
"Hey, the Jade Emperor is in such a good mood, he still has time to feed the fish."
Qin Tian sneered.
The Jade Emperor was startled by the sudden sound, his hands shook, and all the feed in his hands was submerged into the Yaochi.
When he turned around and saw Qin Tian, the Jade Emperor's expression suddenly changed, as if he was about to freeze.
He was full of anger, but he didn't expect Qin Tian to come up behind him silently. This was a provocation to him. Do you really think he was pinched by mud?
Immediately, the Jade Emperor sacrificed the Haotian Sword, pointed it at Qin Tian, and said angrily, "Go to hell."
Qin Tian did not expect that the Jade Emperor would react so strongly. Without the blessing of his identity token, he did not dare to stay any longer. Before the Jade Emperor could leave, he pushed the tied Taibai Jinxing out.
"If you want to kill me, come on!"
Qin Tian disappeared from the spot with a thought.
"ah……"
The Jade Emperor was mad, his eyes were red, his bun fell off, and his black hair danced wildly.
Taibai Jinxing was frightened. He had never seen the Jade Emperor lose such a temper. He swallowed and whispered, "Your Majesty, please calm down. It's the fault of the little god. He didn't catch the debt collector, but he gave him..."
"roll……"
After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he held the Haotian Sword tightly with his hand, not wanting to look at Taibai Jinxing again.
"Okay, little god, get out of here right now."
Taibai Jinxing might have been really frightened, so he rolled away a few meters, then recited a spell to untie the golden rope and left as if running away.
"Hey, is this still the Jade Emperor who is so high and respected by thousands of people?"
Taibai Jinxing, who rolled out of Yaochi, kept shaking his head and sighing, extremely disappointed.
"It shouldn't be right. Although the Jade Emperor has a grudge against the debt collector, there's no need to go crazy, right?"
"There must be a story in this."
…………
It is indeed not simple. Qin Tian is now in heaven, creating surprises for the Jade Emperor.
But not in Yaochi, but in Yumajian.
The Royal Horse Supervisor was just two little gods. In the human-immortal realm, the reputation of debt collectors had long spread throughout the entire heaven. When they saw Qin Tian coming, they were so frightened that they hid in the corner and shivered, not daring to resist at all.
Qin Tian did not make things difficult for them. He came to the place where the Pegasus was feeding and did good deeds without leaving any name. He directly released tens of thousands of Pegasus and gave them their freedom.
Looking at the Pegasus flying freely, Qin Tian clapped his hands with satisfaction and took out his mobile phone.
Open Debt A and click on Pantaoyuan, a place he has always dreamed of visiting.
There was no other reason. He knew that the monkey monkey Sun in Huaguo Mountain could live hundreds of years or even immortality by eating flat peaches.
Then my relatives and the students of Yunwu Academy will definitely have great effects after eating flat peaches.
Since the Jade Emperor wants to kill him, does he need to be polite? Obviously not, but he wants to piss him off.
It's best to let the Jade Emperor realize that Qin Tian is not temperless. If you provoke him, the consequences will be serious!
"ah?"
Just when Qin Tian found a big and round peach in the peach garden, at the door of the peach garden, a woman wearing a white skirt, a bra embroidered with pale pink lotus flowers, a flower tied around her waist, and a bamboo basket in her hand, let out a high-decibel cry.
cry.
With trembling hands, he said, "You, you, you, who are you?"
Qin Tian chuckled and said word by word, "I don't want to change my name, I don't want to change my surname!"
"You are the one who kidnapped Fairy Chang'e." The little fairy said in shock.
Qin Tian glared at the little fairy and said dissatisfiedly, "Can you talk? Why are you running away? We are in love with each other!"
"Yes, yes, we are in love..."
"You want to pick peaches?" Qin Tian asked tentatively.
The little fairy saw that Qin Tian was so scared that she didn't dare to go, so she prepared to lie, "I won't pick it, I'm just passing by."
Qin Tian rolled his eyes, "Do you think I will believe it? Come in quickly, otherwise..."
Then with a meaningful smile on his face, he slowly walked towards the little fairy.
"You, what are you going to do?"
The little fairy shivered and was at a loss.
Qin Tian walked to the little fairy, suppressed his smile, and grabbed her hand. "Don't worry, I won't embarrass you. Just tell me how to distinguish between three thousand, six thousand, and nine thousand flat peaches, and I will let you go."
"Really, really?" The little fairy looked at Qin Tian with distrustful eyes.
Qin Tian's eyes widened, making the little fairy tremble in fright, and said majestically, "I never hit women, but if you are disobedient..."
After saying that, whether the little fairy wanted it or not, he dragged her inside.
Three thousand years of flat peach, Qin Tian couldn't even look down upon it.
"This is six thousand years old." The little fairy pointed to the peach tree in front of her.
"Why are there so few?" Qin Tian said somewhat dissatisfied.
In fact, there are not many, but most of the peaches are green and do not look ripe at all.
The little fairy had a troubled face, "Well, at that time Sun Dasheng came and ate all the ripe peaches, so, so..."
"Depend on!"
Qin Tian cursed secretly with a dark face, Sun Wukong ruined the peach, why did you eat so much for a monkey? Why didn't you die of it?
No matter what, less is better than nothing.
Qin Tian jumped on the peach tree and put several ripe peaches into the storage ring.
Returning to the ground, he said to the little fairy, "Where is the nine thousand year old one?"
"Here, here..."
The little fairy hesitated and did not dare to speak.
She came with the Queen Mother's order to pick a nine-thousand-year-old flat peach and send it to Wuzhishan.
If she was picked off by debt collectors, she would probably be doomed.
"Where exactly is it?" Qin Tian urged.
What Qin Tian didn't expect was that the little fairy knelt in front of him with tears in her eyes.
"Lord Debt Collector, I am under the command of the Queen Mother... If you take away the nine-thousand-year-old flat peach, my death will come."
What Qin Tian sees most is when a woman cries. He is dumbfounded on the spot, not knowing what to do.
"Don't cry yet. At worst, I will pick nine thousand years of flat peaches later and leave one for you?"
"real?"
"Absolutely true."
"Sir, you are really a good person, but among the nine thousand years of flat peach, only one is mature."
"..."
Hearing this, Qin Tian was speechless to the extreme.
I'm so tongue-tied.
Eh, that's not right...
Pick the peaches to Wuzhishan!
Are they picked for the Queen Mother’s prodigal son to eat? Isn’t this helping the evildoer?
This is absolutely not okay.
"The Holy King is full of evil and causes trouble everywhere, so this flat peach must not be given to him."
"ah?"
The little fairy looked at Qin Tian blankly, "But you just clearly..."
Qin Tian shook his head, "In short, I can't give it to Wang Sheng."
Little Fairy: “But he is the empress’s son after all.”
Qin Tian said coldly, "Do you know what Wang Shengdu did? He has Do you know how crazy it is?”
The little fairy shook her head, looking confused.
"He dared to kill Guanyin and massacre the city..." Qin Tian looked at the little fairy and spoke one by one without hiding anything.
Although the little fairy didn't know these things, every time she went to Wuzhishan to deliver something to Wang Sheng, she could feel that Wang Sheng did not look like a good person.
With the name of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, no one will look down on her, and she will scold them for no reason at all.
The worst thing was the land in Wuzhishan. Meeting Wang Sheng meant that he suffered eight bad lives. The little fairy saw the land kneeling in front of Wang Sheng several times and begging for mercy, and she couldn't stop crying.
But if she didn't take the flat peach, she would be held accountable by the Queen Mother, so she mustered up the courage and said, "Master Debt Collector, I know Wang Sheng is a bad guy, but you have mercy on me. If I didn't bring the flat peach to Wang Sheng,
The queen will definitely kill me!"
Qin Tian's eyes were firm and he said categorically, "It's absolutely impossible. You can give it to a dog. You can't give it to Wang Sheng, that harmful man."
Hearing this, the little fairy seemed to lose her strength and collapsed on the ground, silently shedding tears.
"Why!"
Qin Tian sighed and shook his head helplessly.
"I really don't know what's so good about heaven. No matter how bad you are, you are still a human and immortal. Why can't you find a place to establish yourself in the divine world?"
The little fairy wiped her tears, suddenly thought of something, and looked at Qin Tian with firm eyes.
"Lord Debt Collector, can you save me?"
"Shall I save you?" Qin Tian was stunned.
"Actually, I was forced to go to heaven?"
Qin Tian said nothing, waiting for the little fairy's next words.
"My family lives in the Qilin Mountains, which is a place with beautiful scenery. I have lost my mother since I was a child, and it was my father who raised me up.
My family opened a small tavern, and although the business wasn't very good, I didn't have to worry about food or clothing, and my life was pretty good.
But one day someone from the bank suddenly came and dragged my father out without any explanation, yelling at him to pay back the money?
I was confused at the time and had no idea what was going on.
My father wanted to run away and resisted desperately, but he was punched to death.
The tavern was closed and I was taken away by those people.
The incident happened suddenly. I was completely confused at the time, and I was taken to the bank without knowing it.
They told me that in order to improve my cultivation, my father borrowed their money to buy elixirs fifty years ago, but he has been delaying paying back the money, so that's why he is like this.
Even though my father is dead, my daughter will repay the money.
They gave me two choices: work in a brothel for thirty years, or work as a maid in heaven for the rest of my life.
Of course I would not choose to go to a brothel, so I will come to heaven and be a maid running errands."
Qin Tian sighed secretly after hearing what he said.
Loan sharking really kills people.
"Wait a minute, why did your father send you to heaven when he was short of money from the bank? Didn't you ever think of running away?"
The little fairy shook her head and smiled miserably.
"run?"
"The bank has put a divine mark on me a long time ago. Even if I am in heaven, I am still under their control. As long as I have merit, they will send someone to collect it."
"What?"
Qin Tianzhen was really surprised and looked at the little fairy in disbelief.
This is heaven, but there are still banks in the lower world that dare to come to collect debts?
How can a bank in the lower world have so much energy?
Qin Tian was shocked and confused at the same time.
Immediately, Qin Tian used his spiritual consciousness to explore the whole body of the little fairy, and indeed found a strange black mark on her right shoulder, with a big character written in the middle, Wu...