After the two of them finished their meal, they finally discussed it with Aunt Niu and arranged the two of them in guest room 201...
"Sister Ru, you said that Aunt Niu seemed reluctant just now. Could it be that she has ulterior motives and wants to change back to what she likes?"
"Which one?"
"It's about homosexuality. Think about it, this person is more likely to get that kind of disease, and Sister Ru is such a beautiful woman, it's hard to keep her from being tempted."
When Sun Haiyan said this, Guo Danru also thought it was possible. Who made her be induced by Sun Haiyan's previous words to preconception that Aunt Niu had that kind of disease?
Guo Danru was frightened for a while and said: "Fortunately, Hai Yan, you warned Sister Ru, otherwise Sister Ru would have fallen into the tiger's mouth."
After listening to Guo Danru's words, Sun Haiyan thought to himself, hehe, you are not in the tiger's mouth now, but you are the sheep in the wolf's mouth.
Sun Haiyan took the room key and inserted it, but the key stopped halfway in. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't insert it all in, let alone open the door.
Sun Haiyan, that nervous one, and that bah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, that bastard, can't I memorize such an idea? If you can't even get in, then you don't have to mess around.
Sun Haiyan straightened his waist, held the key tightly with his right hand, and pushed it in with all his strength, but it still didn't work.
"Sister Ru, brother, I can't do it anymore. I really can't insert it. How about you try it?"
When Guo Danru heard what Sun Haiyan said, her face suddenly turned red. How could she speak like that? It sounded like she was doing that thing, and how could she get involved in such a thing?
"Hai Yan, why is it so easy for my sister to try this kind of thing? Just insert it harder and try more directions. Maybe the insertion is not right?"
Guo Danru thought to herself that she was definitely not as strong as Sun Haiyan, and certainly not as hard as Sun Haiyan. Besides, she had no experience in this area either.
Sun Haiyan tried again, but still couldn't do it and said: "It seems like it won't work anymore. I'll go down and ask Aunt Niu. Just wait here."
After Sun Haiyan came down from the second floor, he saw that Yanyan was chatting with Aunt Niu, and it seemed that the content of the chat was actually related to the two of them.
When the two saw Sun Haiyan coming down, they quickly stopped talking. Aunt Niu said: "Brother, what's the matter?"
"That...that Auntie Niu, why can't I get in?"
Hearing Sun Haiyan's words, Aunt Niu blushed with embarrassment before she could answer. Although she was forty years old, she knew that shyness was not a good thing. If you, a man, come to me and tell yourself that you can't come in, then what?
Aren't you teasing yourself?
Yanyan's eyes widened even more, and she looked at Sun Haiyan as if she were a living treasure. She was better than Aunt Niu. Maybe she was young and in adolescence where she often cheated. Maybe Sun Haiyan was Aunt Niu who asked, so
, her face was not so red.
Seeing that Aunt Niu was too shy to speak, Yanyan volunteered: "Brother, is your thing that big? How can it be inserted/not able to go in? Besides, God made men and women, and that's one
There is a hole in a radish. No matter how big your radish is, the hole can accommodate it. There is no reason to insert it/not to go in, right?"
After Yanyan explained, Aunt Niu nodded repeatedly and said in an experienced tone: "Brother, when you do that, take it easy and don't be too impulsive. If there is damage to the girl's lower part, it may swell. That way
If so, maybe it’s really hard for you to penetrate me?”
Now it was Sun Haiyan's turn to blush. What were these two bitches, the old one and the young one, thinking? I didn't come over to ask them why the key to the guest room couldn't be inserted.
Go inside Sister Ru’s girl.
Where is this going? Even if something embarrassing like that happens, I can't even come out and ask the two of them if I just endure it.
As soon as Sun Haiyan heard what the two said, he knew that the misunderstanding had become serious, and he quickly explained: "I said Aunt Niu, you made a mistake. It's not that my guy can't go in, it's this key that can't go in?"
"You're sick, why are you inserting the key? What do you think our women are? We are bitches and you can't let you bully us. Besides, your girlfriend seems to be an innocent girl from an innocent family?"
Yanyan didn't think much and took over what Sun Haiyan said, but Aunt Niu didn't wake up from the shock of Sun Haiyan's previous words at all, so she didn't hear clearly what Sun Haiyan just said.
"Oh, that bastard, you are the only one who is sick? Don't think that the people in my village are easy to bully. Don't think that just giving me a 20% discount will allow me to do whatever I want. How can I open the guest room door if I don't put the key in the lock?
, I can’t open the guest room door, how can I go in and sleep? If I don’t go in and sleep, wouldn’t my eighty yuan be in vain?”
Aunt Niu heard Sun Haiyan's outburst clearly, and the Yanyan girl who was defending women's human rights also heard it clearly.
Aunt Niu said embarrassedly: "Ah, brother, you mean you didn't open the door to room 201, oh, the key given to you just won't go in, right?"
Sun Haiyan nodded and said: "If you can get in, I'm afraid I won't come down to find you."
In fact, if other people hear this sentence, they will definitely misunderstand it. Fortunately, the three of them have already said it before, so it doesn't matter.
"Show me the key."
Sun Haiyan handed the key to Aunt Niu. Aunt Niu looked at it and saw 301 written on it. She quickly said with an embarrassed look: "Brother, I'm sorry, please wait a moment. Maybe Yanyan gave you the wrong key. I
I’ll change it for you.”
Aunt Niu went inside to look for the key for Sun Haiyan. Sun Haiyan looked at the poor Yanyan with few clothes and said: "Fortunately, this is the key to the guest room. What would happen if the thing was inserted by mistake?"
When Yanyan heard what Sun Haiyan said, she immediately retorted: "If you insert it wrongly, you can insert it wrongly. No matter what kind of woman is not a woman, you can't feel anything if you insert it."
At this moment, Aunt Niu came out and handed the key to Sun Haiyan. Sun Haiyan took the key in his hand and made sure that it read 201 before speaking again: "Miss Yanyan doesn't know this, right? Although it's all
She is a woman, but this woman and a woman have different tastes. As you said, they are a carrot and a pit. Just like the key and the lock, there will be times when they are not in the right place."
After finishing speaking, Sun Haiyan went upstairs.
"What are you talking about downstairs? Why have you been here for so long?" Guo Danru saw Sun Haiyan coming up and asked quickly.
Sun Haiyan smiled slightly and said, "Isn't this just a discussion about why I didn't insert/not insert? Okay, now I finally insert. Let's go in and see our little home at Happy Inn."
"Crack!"
Sun Haiyan casually pressed the lamp at the door and took a wide look. Although the guest room was a bit shabby, it was still clean. At least it was much cleaner than his small home in Liuyang Village.
This is just Sun Haiyan's point of view. The same room, the same cleanliness, in Guo Danru's eyes, is a garbage dump. This is not a guest room, this is clearly a utility room.
First look at the two old wood red-painted chairs, and then the 17-inch black and white TV. The walls are very white, but they are also made of low-end paint. Guo Danru can tell at a glance.
Although I thought that the room here would not satisfy me, I didn't expect that it would be so bad. However, thinking about it, I was bullied by a tiger and was bullied by a dog. I had no choice but to make do with it for one night.
Guo Danru said: "I'm going to take a bath first. You can sit on the bed first and wait. After I finish washing, you can go in and take a bath."
Sun Haiyan wanted to say, why not come together? But in the end he did not dare to speak.
Hearing the sound of water rushing inside, Sun Haiyan thought about what he should do tomorrow? He would only have six yuan left tomorrow, so he might as well use his last clairvoyance power today. It was already so late anyway, and he would have another chance tomorrow.
It can be used three times.
Sun Haiyan also thought that he could use his clairvoyance powers like he did on the road and pick up a hundred-dollar bill again.
Once my clairvoyant power came out, I casually looked through the entire room, but there was nothing to hide.
"Hey, what is that? Let's take a look at the room first before talking about it?" Sun Haiyan first saw something like a balloon, but it was made of beige rubber and seemed to be of slightly better quality than the balloon.
Although Sun Haiyan was surprised about what it was, he also thought that his clairvoyance power had a time limit, so he wanted to look through the room first. After all, after remembering where the treasure was, he could look for it later.
When Sun Haiyan's eyes looked towards the bathroom, Sun Haiyan was immediately stunned, "Hey, darling!" Water mist filled the sky, and a naked body was poured down by warm water. The beauty like a hibiscus in water was not the same as what he saw through daytime.
Effect.
Sun Haiyan's little brother immediately stood up and said hello, ah, that bitch, this bitch is really exciting. She had done two games in the afternoon, and now she has a reaction again. No matter what tonight, she must do it well.
Just when Sun Haiyan was thinking about meeting Guo Danru later, his eyes suddenly darkened and he fell down on the bed, as if he had fallen on a woman's body. It was soft and really comfortable.
Sun Haiyan knew that he suffered temporary collapse after exhausting his clairvoyance power for fifteen seconds. He recovered within a few seconds and lost his clairvoyance power. He could not penetrate the wall anyway and could not see Guo Danru and Sun Haiyan who were bathing.
I no longer look in that direction.
Sun Haiyan recalled the results of the search just now. Although he did not find the little red fish, he did find a strange thing. Sun Haiyan slowly came to the trash can and reached in with his right hand.
"What are you doing?"
Hearing Guo Danru suddenly speak from behind, Sun Haiyan quickly became excited, as if a child who had done bad things had been discovered by an adult. He quickly stood up and said: "Sister Ru, are you feeling better?"
