Lin Hai looked at the pair of lace panties that fell outside his trouser pocket, his brain running rapidly.
If Zhang Wanting discovers that these are her little underwear, how will she react? What kind of person will she think she is? Will she get herself out of the house? Will she still regard herself as a friend in the future?
Lin Hai couldn't imagine the consequences. If he was caught on the spot, the sweet relationship he had established with Zhang Wanting would immediately fall apart.
People can often unleash their potential at critical moments.
At this moment, Lin Hai immediately became surprisingly calm after a brief panic.
He pretended to be nonchalant, and very calmly took out the small pair of underwear from his trouser pocket, kneaded it into a ball, wiped his mouth, and replied calmly: "Oh, this is just a handkerchief!". Then, he smiled slightly.
He smiled and put the lace panties into his trouser pocket again.
My dick explodes!
He actually used lace panties as a handkerchief. This kind of thing can only be done by a top loser like Lin Hai.
When he wiped his mouth with his underwear, he found that the smell on the underwear was quite fragrant.
"Handkerchief? Haha!" Zhang Wanting smiled, "You are a grown man and you still carry a handkerchief? You are too sissy!"
Lin Hai said: "You don't understand, this is called taste!"
"Go, go!" Zhang Wanting waved her hand, not doubting Lin Hai's lie at all.
Lin Hai calmly carried the dinner plate into the kitchen, completely avoiding Zhang Wanting's sight.
"Oh, yes!" Lin Hai was so excited that he almost screamed.
He was so happy in his heart: "Genius! Hahaha! I am really a genius!"
Lin Hai was very satisfied with his performance just now. A storm was resolved quietly like this. This feeling of escaping from death was really exciting.
Lin Hai could not help but whistle, playing a ditty while washing the dishes.
Just when she was being happy, Zhang Wanting walked in, her cheeks flushed: "Hey! Well... you... have you seen my... pair of underwear?"
Lin Hai's heart trembled slightly, and he said without looking back: "Underwear?! How do I know where your underwear is? Aren't you wearing it? Did it blow away in the wind?"
"Go to hell!" Zhang Wanting raised her pink fist and hit Lin Hai twice, "Vulgar! Vulgar!"
"Hehe!" Lin Hai thought proudly: "If you knew that your underwear was used to wipe your mouth, I guess... I guess you would never want to wear underwear again in this life, right? Wow!"
Zhang Wanting exited the kitchen and said to herself: "It's strange! I remember that pair of light green silk-edged underwear. I changed it out yesterday and threw it in the basin. How could it be missing?"
Lin Hai shouted to the outside of the kitchen: "Hey! There are a lot of rats in the countryside. Maybe the rats took them away for you! My smelly socks are often picked up by rats to make their nests!"
"Damn it!" Zhang Wanting stamped her feet: "You actually used my underwear to pad your nest? If I catch a mouse doing it, I will poison it to death with seven steps!"
Lin Hai trembled violently and quickly shut his mouth, not daring to say another word.
After washing the dishes, Lin Hai rubbed his hands and walked out of the kitchen: "Um...are you going to watch horror movies tonight?"
Zhang Wanting glared at him: "Young man, what's wrong? You still want to eat my tofu?"
Lin Hai was exposed by Zhang Wanting's words and smiled awkwardly: "How dare I!"
Zhang Wanting said: "Yesterday was a special situation. There was no wind or rain tonight. Do you still want to watch a horror movie? Go back and watch "If You Are the One", there are twenty-four beauties waiting for you!"
"Hey! It's boring!" Lin Hai curled his lips and made a face with his back to Zhang Wanting: "I go home and watch horror movies by myself, and I can't even wear clothes, huh!"
