Shi Zhongyu's face turned dark, while Li Si's face turned pale. Everyone who knew that what was smeared on it was dog shit also looked at the emperor with stiff faces, and smiled bitterly in their hearts.
After a long while, the emperor frowned, looked at Shi Zhongyu in confusion, and asked: "Shi Aiqing, what brand are these white chocolates you bought? Do all foreign products taste so weird?"
Shi Zhongyu was stunned for a moment, and then his face showed ecstasy. In his heart, he had deep contempt for the emperor. It turned out that this guy had never even eaten chocolate. No wonder he wanted to pick it out and eat it when he saw the chocolate on the big wooden box.
Shi Zhongyu said quickly: "These chocolates are also from 'dog roses', but the taste of the chocolate is a bit strange. If Mr. Tianzi can't get used to it, don't eat it!"
The emperor laughed and said: "Who said I can't get used to it? I think this chocolate is delicious!" Online Games: Beauties Living Together 779
As the emperor spoke, he picked off another piece from the big wooden box and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing hard.
Damn, your sister eats shit and still eats it so deliciously!
The corner of Shi Zhongyu's mouth twitched, the emperor's taste must be too weird. The more surprised Shi Zhongyu felt, the more energetic the emperor ate. In a short time, he swallowed the entire layer of white ash and dog feces on the surface of a large wooden box.
inside.
The girls next to them didn't find it funny. Instead, some of them lay on the pillars of the Golden Palace and vomited. Li Si and the guards all looked surprised and swallowed hard, with expressions on their faces.
Unbelievable.
As for the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty, they were all stimulated by the emperor's happy eating appearance, and they were all eager to give it a try.
The strangest reaction at the scene was the big black dog, because only it knew how Shi Zhongyu found dog poop on the boat. The big black dog barked immediately. These dog poops were the fruits of his long time of labor, and
Most of them were "forced" by Shi Zhongyu.
Shi Zhongyu quickly covered the big black dog's mouth and cursed angrily: "You damn dog doesn't want to live anymore. If this guy knows what that is, we will be dead!"
The big black dog flicked its tail disdainfully, broke away from Shi Zhongyu's restraint, and said reluctantly: "The dog shit he ate was mixed with white ash, not pure. I have something purer and fresher!"
Shi Zhongyu secretly sweated in his heart, your sister is pure, you really think your shit is delicious!
At this time, all the civil and military officials in the court could no longer restrain themselves. They were attracted by the happy eating look on the emperor's face. They all wanted to dig up dog shit on the wooden box to eat. Shi Zhongyu's face turned dark and he hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.
, Your uncle, are you kidding me? The highest ruling class in the world are here to snatch shit to eat. Wouldn’t this make people laugh out loud?
Shi Zhongyu stepped forward to stop the civil and military officials, but they couldn't stop him at all. The civil officials were a little better, and those military officials knocked Shi Zhongyu away with one punch.
After being smashed away for the nth time, Shi Zhongyu covered his eyes with black circles and finally burst into tears. He gave in helplessly: Eating dog shit is the trend of the times!
Shi Zhongyu looked at the civil and military officials who came one after another with aggrieved face, and could not think of any good solution for a while. Then he suddenly saw the prime minister. This guy was bitten on the calf by the big black dog just now. Now he was running the slowest and fell.
At the very back of the civil and military officials, I squeezed forward while covering my calves.
Shi Zhongyu's heart moved. They said that the prime minister is the head of all officials. If there is a saying that catching the thief first captures the king, it is better to catch the prime minister first.
Shi Zhongyu thought about it and smiled bitterly, and finally decided to take action. In order to save these high-ranking officials from the sea of shit, he sacrificed himself once.
Shi Zhongyu stepped forward, grabbed the prime minister directly, and said: "Mr. Prime Minister, you must not eat the things on that wooden box!"
The prime minister was stunned, and when he looked back, he saw that it was Shi Zhongyu. He immediately smiled bitterly and begged: "Master Xin Yuzhi Shi, although I said something wrong just now, please forgive me and don't block my right to eat chocolate, okay?
good!"
Shi Zhongyu's eyes were filled with stars. Although it felt good to be called "sir" by the prime minister, but...
Shi Zhongyu said quickly: "The prime minister is joking, boy, I am just a fourth-rank official. You are the chief minister of the dynasty and the emperor's right-hand man. How dare I..." Online Games: Beauty Living Together 779
When the prime minister heard Shi Zhongyu's words, he immediately became impatient. If you continue to be so verbose, others will eat up all the delicious chocolate.
The prime minister stamped his foot and said angrily: "Shut up!"
Shi Zhongyu was stunned and said, "What's wrong?"
The prime minister said angrily: "Let me go quickly, I'm going to eat chocolate!"
Shi Zhongyu shook his head and said, "Never let go!"
The prime minister's little heart beat restlessly, and he was a little angry: "You really won't let me go!"
Shi Zhongyu shook his head and said: "Determined..."
Before Shi Zhongyu finished speaking, his face turned livid. When he lowered his head, he found that there were several more teeth marks on his hand. The prime minister smiled proudly at Shi Zhongyu and bit him again.
When he went up, Shi Zhongyu screamed and let go of the prime minister, who then ran away to eat the dog shit.
Like a defeated rooster, Shi Zhongyu returned to the girls with his head hanging down. He looked speechless as the officials scrambled to eat the dog shit, feeling very depressed.
Ji Ruyue patted Shi Zhongyu on the shoulder and said something very profound: "Everyone has his own choice, as long as he does not regret this choice and eats it firmly!"
Shi Zhongyu nodded, somewhat confused about the meaning of this sentence, when he suddenly felt someone tapping his shoulder.
Shi Zhongyu turned his head and found that it was the Earth Bear, and said hurriedly and respectfully: "Brother Xiong, what can I do for you?"
The Earth Bear licked his lips depressedly and said, "Those chocolates are really delicious. Seeing them eating them so excited makes me a little excited!"
Shi Zhongyu's face darkened, and the big black dog next to him was rolling on the ground, laughing. At this time, the big black dog was secretly happy. He didn't expect that his shit was so valuable, and he could set up a stall to sell it next time.
, or you can exchange your own feces for bones with the butcher, and then eat the bones and turn them into feces, and then the feces can be exchanged for bones. If you do this over and over, you will become rich!
While the big black dog was dreaming about getting rich, Shi Zhongyu was about to collapse and had to say to the Earth Bear: "Brother Xiong, chocolate is indeed delicious, but you are so noble, how can you compete with a group of humans to eat it?
I'll wait for my little brother to go and deliver some to you tomorrow, don't you think?"
The Earth Bear shook his head helplessly and said: "Well, okay, although I also want to eat chocolate, I can't compete with you lowly humans to eat it. That would be too detrimental to my identity as the Earth Bear.
Got it!"
Shi Zhongyu's face is very pale, and his heart is very bitter. The Bear of the Earth is so arrogant and has no control over it!
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