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333 Can you stop China’s 20 years of online writing skills?

 The rain has stopped and the wind has stopped, and the evening wind is chilly.

The hotel's executive suite is full of heating, still warm as spring, and quiet, with only the sound of keyboard typing.

Lu Huateng wore headphones and smoked a cigarette, staring at the computer without squinting. His hands were like the wind and his hands were as fast as lightning.

"Pawnee deer, we win again!"

In the chat box, a female player named [Qingwu Feiyang] sent out an emoticon package exclusive to couples.

Lu Huateng blew out a puff of smoke with a proud smile on his lips.

By chance, the two met in a game of "Audition" and became friends with each other. After an inadvertent contact, the result was out of control. The compatibility between the two people's souls should not be too high.

Obviously, it's only been less than a month.

"Are you still playing?" Qingwu Feiyang asked.

"No, I have to get off. I have a meeting tomorrow."

"Another meeting? You seem to have endless meetings all day long. What are you doing!"

"I'm just a programmer, what about you?"

Lu Huateng was smoking a cigarette, grinning like a lotus flower, as if he were in a cafe, a man and a woman were on a blind date, exchanging information with each other, and their vague feelings reached a new level as they went back and forth.

Qingwu Feiyang said: "My name is Wang Danchen, what is your name?" [ps: spreading rumors, made up by netizens]

"My name is Lu Huateng."

Lu Huateng stubbed out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, then glanced at the next room, feeling guilty——

Mr. Lu should be asleep, right?

"Ha~"

Lu Fei yawned, turned on the desk lamp, turned off the headlight, returned to the desk, put the pen on the paper, and stared at the computer. "I am the Archmage" was displayed on the screen.

With Wu Wenhui taking action, all copyrights are at hand.

But this is only the first step, and it is also the simplest step. The most difficult thing is translation. In addition to being honest and elegant, online texts also have taboos.

Of course, the protagonist's name cannot be Wu Lai, as there would be no sense of substitution.

He glanced at Lu Huateng next door and simply called him Tony.

Among the bosses in hell, there must also be Lucifer. In "Paradise Lost", Lucifer is equated with Satan. In fact, the two are not the same. How to change it specifically is left to the professionals.

After all, the Stars and Stripes may be anti-intellectual, but they are definitely superstitious.

Religious fanatics should not be offended casually.

The protagonist and villain are decided, and that’s the core setting. Being struck by lightning and traveling through time is no problem. The Flash has traveled through many parallel universes, but Digua needs to be changed. It’s not very common.

Just switch to corn. Americans can't live without corn.

Even corn tacos are the most widely used snacks. In American TV series, they are called the snack duo together with donuts. Why don’t we create a special fund for corn tacos?

The most important thing is to have fun, girls are absolutely indispensable.

The description of female characters also needs to be changed. What does it mean to be thin? Although Victoria’s Secret supermodels are full of skinny looks, no one understands LSP’s xp better than LSP——

Petite and cute loli!

The royal sister with big breasts and fat buttocks (lsp will be substituted in your mind)



As for the correctness of zz, leave it all to the translator. Anyway, you don’t have to worry about "yellow storm" at all, let alone Marvel comics whose relationship is more messy than Greek mythology. Just "A Song of Ice and Fire" alone, the original pornographic scenes,

There are also many dirty jokes.

When it comes to driving, it's still too reserved.

Finally, when Tony becomes the strongest and is named the "Demon King", it is best to add a noble title.

Despite the fact that the Stars and Stripes are so fiercely criticized by the old European aristocrats, I feel envious from the bottom of my heart! Princess Diana had countless fans during her lifetime!

Wow, the pen moved rapidly across the paper. Rewriting an online article is more difficult than rewriting a new one. Being a writer and editor at the same time is a double pain.

But things have improved a bit, that is, I have no control over my destiny, punching God, kicking Satan, and being the only one in hell and heaven.

Beauties from all races are served with sticks.

The whole thing is a diaosi counterattack, cheating with golden fingers, beating the young and the old, don't bully the young and poor, and all kinds of tricks are used in turn.

Overall, it's a blast, as long as you don't have to think too hard.

But do most Americans have brains? If they have brains, there will be crazy critics like MAGA and Bai Zuo?

Brains are a good thing, but the Stars and Stripes Man doesn’t have them!

Even if there is, just based on their IQ, it does not count as intelligence.

After some major changes, the time in the lower right corner of the computer desktop shows [11:39], which has been busy for more than 2 hours.

Fuck, so shameful!

Lu Fei touched his nose, dumbfounded.

This punch has 20 years of Chinese online writing skills. America, can you block it?

…………

The next day, February 12th, there were two days left before Valentine’s Day.

The newspaper deliveryman got up early and is delivering newspapers door to door. The four major portals have updated major news——

"Penguin acquired Singularity Chinese Network to enter the online literature market. No details of this acquisition were disclosed..."

"Penguin's entry into the game has created a stir in the world of online literature! Recently, Mingjiao·Penguin has included the four major sects of Emei Sect·Red Sleeves, Huashan Sect·Jinjiang Literature, Shaolin Temple·Qingdian.com, Wudang Sect·Under the Banyan Tree, and is powerful.

Martial Arts.”

"Shanda officially announced the acquisition of Dragon Sky. After Penguin, it is the second company to join the online writing track. Online writing is suspected to be the next trend of 'Internet+'."

“…”

"Mr. Lu, Chen Tianqiao has already reacted."

Lu Huateng took out three cigarettes from the box and gave them to Lu Fei and Lu Fei. While lighting the fire, he said: "Shanda has made a lot of big moves. They are making crazy bids for other web sites. Do we want to fight?"

"Leave it to him, 4 websites are enough."

Lu Fei lowered his head and put the cigarette on the fire. As the cigarette burned, he said: "Online articles are about quantity as well as quality. I think we can set up a sub-group and group the four together for easier management."

"Mr. Lu, is it too fast?"

Xu Chenye frowned, worried about collisions on the mountain tops and internal strife, so he simply fought on his own, out of sight and out of mind.

Lu Fei let out a breath, "This is hard to say, but it's not hard to say it's not. We have to set a rule first, a rotating chairmanship system."

yqxsw.org

What the hell kind of number is this?

Xu Chenye, Lu Huateng stared at him with big eyes.

Lu Fei looked confident and said that on the basis of EMT (Executive Management Team), 5 seats, Penguin and 4 major websites would be temporarily established.

The chairman of the entire decision-making mechanism is handed over to representatives from four companies. Each person takes turns for half a year and takes turns to govern. Penguin has one vote of veto and final removal power, which is equivalent to being the chief judge.

"Best regards, Mr. Lu!"

Lu Huateng was shocked when he heard his subversive idea.

It can not only inspect talents during the half-year administration, as the saying goes "a thousand troops are easy to get, but a commander is hard to find", but also can avoid only focusing on the interests of the top of the mountain and ignoring the overall interests. It is an excellent check and balance. What a master!

"Mr. Lu, I didn't expect you to be well versed in management!"

Xu Chenye's eyes were filled with admiration and he sighed sincerely.

Isn’t management metaphysics?

The corners of Lu Fei's lips raised. This trick was actually invented by Ren Zhengfei, but at this point in time, Huawei's rotating chairmanship system has not yet been launched.

"What is the name of the group?" Lu Huateng asked curiously.

“Creation Literature!”

Lu Fei shook off the ashes and asked, "What do you think of an international group determined to create world literature, including but not limited to online literature?"

The two of them thought about it for a moment, and both of them had no objections.

"This is just my personal opinion. I still need to brainstorm ideas and seek everyone's opinions first."

Lu Fei touched his chin and then assigned the task——

First, create a copyright library and acquire a large number of copyrights, whether online or offline, especially Liu Cixin's science fiction, without making any announcements or suing for infringement.

First, a hundred flowers bloom, and then a single flower blooms.

Second, there must be review. You can play on the margins. Big yellow is harmful to your health, while small yellow is good for your feelings, but it is not compatible with poisonous gambling.

Third, coordinate the establishment of a translation team. When the time comes, they will transform into the old team of Chuangwen International Station. When the time comes, they will not only export overseas, but also cultivate more foreign writers.

"fourth……"

"Mr. Lu, please wait."

Xu Chenye suddenly interrupted, "What specific requirements does this translation team have?"

"At the beginning, we focused on English translation. There was no other way. English is the most common language in the world, so we had to find native English translators."

Lu Fei stretched out his fingers and counted them one by one. There were requirements for translation speed, translation quality and stability. Even in terms of process management, each work required a "one translator + one or two editors" model, with regular spot checks to ensure the quality of the translation.

"On this matter, Wang Dawei must do his best!"

Lu Huateng adjusted his glasses: "Overseas Chinese might be a good fit."

…………

In San Francisco at dusk, the sun sets in the west, the afterglow shines on the University of California, Berkeley, and the bell rings for the end of get out of class.

"It has been sent to your mailbox, remember to check it."

"Thank you, Yang. Goodbye."

Lai Jingping said goodbye to his Chinese friends and ran back to his dormitory from their international student apartment.

On the small bookshelf on the desk, Jin Yong Gulong's novels, "The Eight Parts of the Dragon", "The Legend of Heroes", "The Swordsman"...

He is of Chinese descent and a complete fan of martial arts. In order to understand martial arts novels, he not only minored in Chinese for three years in college, but also communicated with Chinese students when he had time.

"Hey, Lai, hurry up and translate the next chapter of "Dragon Babu", I can't stand it any longer."

Roommate Mike rolled over from the bed and rushed over.

"Sorui, "Dragon" needs to be put on hold for a while."

Lai Jingping shrugged.

"Why?"

Mike scratched his head, nnd, just let the book addiction come out and leave it alone!

"This novel is too profound and obscure for me now, and many of the poems are too difficult to translate."

Lai Jingping said with a smile: "I plan to choose a simple novel to translate first, and then go back to translate "The Eight Parts of the Dragon" after I have more exposure to it and my level has improved."

"Oh no!"

Mike complained: "Which one do you want to translate now?"

"Yang sent me one. It is said that the author offered a high reward to a suitable translator. As long as it meets his wishes, he can still get paid."

Lai Jingping couldn't wait to open the mailbox and saw "I Am the Great Master" (Chinese version) lying quietly, along with translation matters and requirements.

"Remember our old rules."

Mike walked out and bought snacks and drinks for the two of them.

"Yes, yes, I will show it to you after I translate it."

Lai Jingping moved the mouse, opened the document, and when he saw the first chapter, he felt at first glance that it was suitable for a newcomer like him.

The writing style is simple, even superficial and childish.

After reading ten lines at a glance and reading a few chapters, I couldn't help but feel disdain in my heart. It's simply not on the same level as "Dragon Babu".

After reading a few more chapters, it was obviously very awkward and mindless, but I just couldn’t control myself and wanted to read on.

Then three minutes, five minutes, ten minutes...

By the time Mike returned to the dormitory with the bag in hand, he had already read chapter 15. It wasn't that he didn't want to read on, but there were only 15 chapters.

He kept mumbling: "Where's the one down there? Motherfuxk, why is it gone?"

"What's missing?" Mike asked confused.

"Did you buy tacos?"

Lai Jingping raised his head, his eyes a little dazed, a little hot, and a little hopeful.

This chapter has been completed!
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