This small mountain village, so remote that it cannot even be found on the map, is home to dozens of households, most of which are hunter families. In today's 21st century, adult men in this mountain village still retain the custom of going up to the mountains to hunt.
This is rare in China today.
There are two low tile-roofed houses in a courtyard similar to a courtyard on the south side of the mountain village. The lights are brightly lit at the moment, and a young man in his early twenties has a look of anxiety on his hard-lined and extremely handsome face.
, his eyes as deep as the stars looked extremely impatient. Listening to the sound of water rushing from the toilet in the courtyard, he rolled his eyes and shouted loudly——
"What the fuck, you damn old man, why did it take you so long to take a shower tonight? Didn't you say you had something to tell me? If you have something to say, hurry up and let it go. I have something to go out to."
The voice echoed in the courtyard, but what responded to him was the lonely night and the sound of cicadas coming from the locust tree in the courtyard in midsummer.
Li Futu was so angry that he cursed the old man thousands of times in his heart, but he was silently thinking that if he didn't leave, he was afraid that Widow Zhang would have to take a bath...
What the hell is this damn old man doing when he doesn't tell you something earlier and is still taking a bath slowly? Could it be... Li Futu rolled his eyes, chuckled, and said, "Old man, you are six
If you are seventy years old, it will be useless no matter how fragrant your shower is. Don’t expect Aunt Wang in the village to like you. Who will like you even if you have a silver gun and a candle? Or are you always trying your best?
How about pursuing happiness through self-reliance with your own left and right hands?"
"You brat, what are you talking about? Could it be that your skin is itchy again?"
At this time, a deep and angry voice came, and then a slightly rickety old figure walked into the tile-roofed house. This was an old man in his sixties and nearly seventy years old. The wrinkles on his face were crisscrossed, showing the mountains and rivers.
texture, but his eyes are as sharp as an eagle.
"Old man, you've finally finished washing. Come on, I'm going out for a while. If you have anything to do, it won't be too late to wait until I come back." Li Futu smiled when he saw the old man, jumped up, and was about to rush out the door.
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The old man narrowed his eyes slightly, first picked up a dry cigarette, took two puffs, and then said slowly: "Bad boy, is it possible that you want to dig through the wall in the widow's backyard?"
Li Futu's body froze slightly after hearing this - Damn it, how does this old guy know his inner thoughts?
"Old man, are you kidding? You have taught me since I was a child that I must know etiquette, justice and shame. How could I possibly do it by digging into a young and beautiful widow's backyard in the middle of the night? The fool in the village said that a black-headed blind man was found in the mountains the day before yesterday.
I was just about to go ask Erluzi and then go up the mountain to beat this black blind man." Li Futu turned around and said seriously.
"You brat, I raised you up like shit. How could I not know how many roundworms you have in your belly? Why do you want to hide it from me?" The old man smiled widely and showed
His teeth were slightly yellowed by drought smoke.
Although Li Futu was very thick-skinned, he felt a little embarrassed at this moment. He smiled and said: "Old man, don't laugh at the fifty steps. Look, you are still talking about me, why don't you turn over?
Across the wall of Widow Zhang’s backyard?”
"You bastard, what are you talking about? Do you want to go to the pinnacle cliff to think about your past?" The old man suddenly blew his beard and stared.
"If you haven't looked through it, how do you know that the toilet in Widow Zhang's house is in the backyard?" Li Futu looked surprised.
"You -" the old man was furious, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I won't talk nonsense to you. I do have something to tell you tonight, I have a mission..."
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" As soon as Li Futu heard the word mission, he jumped up and black lines appeared on his face. He said angrily, "I just returned from a trip to Africa.
In a few days, what kind of fucking mission are you talking about with me? I stayed in that barren place in Africa for almost a month and almost lost my life. If nothing else, those women in Africa are as bad as
It’s like a lump of coal. I’m sure you can’t even find a hole in the dark! Didn’t you say you could rest for at least three months after you wiped out those anti-government armed forces during your trip to Africa? How could you go back on your word? Also, above.
During my trip to the United States, that bird egg ghost organization, damn it, the information they gave was totally wrong, causing me to fall into their trap, be surrounded by more than thirty people, and escape with a narrow escape...
…After the trip to the United States, you said you could take a break for half a year, but you asked me to go to Africa a week later. It’s only been a few days since I came back from Africa. What kind of mission are you talking about? Is it going to Eastern Europe this time? Or Arabia? Or that damn land of death.
land?"
Li Futu was simply furious. Every time he came back from a mission, the damn old man didn't wait for him to rest for a few days, nor did he let him take a few more peeks at the young and beautiful Widow Zhang at the head of the village.
Then he was given one task after another; what was even more annoying was that before each task, the old man said that he would transfer a seven-digit sum of money to his card, but every time he came back, he would give him thousands of dollars.
Cash and let him go with ease!
It's easy to spend this little money, sister. Nowadays, prices are so high that going to some star-rated hotels in the city to hire a model-level girl will cost you eight or nine hundred or even a thousand dollars.
"Hey, little plum - oh no, pagoda, a man in this world can either be mediocre or have his hands stained with blood. You made your choice back then, didn't you?" The old man chuckled, looking extremely treacherous, and then became extremely treacherous.
He said coquettishly, "This time I am not asking you to go abroad, but to the heart of China - the capital!"
"The capital?" Li Futu was startled after hearing this, and couldn't help but said, "Why are you going to the capital? Could it be that you finally found out your conscience and gave me 1.8 million to go to the capital to play with those flowers in the heaven and on earth?
Golden flower?"
"Look at your taste, how vulgar it is! You know how to go to those entertainment venues to find women. The real beauties in this world are not found in those places." The old man took a puff of cigarette and said.
After hearing this, Li Futu felt bitter in his heart - Damn it, I haven't had time to find a woman! I've been either on mission or staying in this village all these years, and this place hasn't even been broken yet!
"Buddha, do you know who the most beautiful woman in the capital is?" The old man blinked with a sinister smile on his face.
"This - I don't know, how can you know it?" Li Futu glanced at the old man angrily.
"Of course, I eat more salt than you eat rice. The mission this time is actually very simple, which is to ask you to protect the most beautiful woman in the capital! Speaking of which, this little girl's father has something to do with me.
I couldn't refuse him when he came to me. And you have gradually grown up after these years of hard work. You are an eagle, so you should fly into the sky, and a place like the capital is the place where you will develop in the future." The old man was good at tempting.
, However, Li Futu didn't look cold, and he sounded drowsy.
Li Futu had long been accustomed to the old man's routine. He would always give a similar long speech before each mission. It sounded nice, but the reality was cruel.
"Eh? Little Lizi, you're not interested at all?" The old man talked for a long time. Seeing that this brat Li Futu was almost drowsy, he couldn't help but ask.
Li Futu looked like he was losing interest and said: "Old man, we have been living together for almost twenty-two years, right? Others don't understand you and I don't understand you? You keep saying that you are the most beautiful woman in the capital - in my opinion,
The other party must be an ugly monster! Besides, is it as simple as going to the capital just to protect this so-called beautiful ugly monster? I don’t think so..."
The old man smiled, looking very pleased, and said: "You brat, I raised you up like a shit. I mean, the mission this time may not be just protection, but the little boy I'm talking about is worth it."
It is absolutely true that the girl is a beauty. I also knew the mother of that little girl. She would call me uncle back then. The mother of this little girl was a famous beauty in the capital. Do you think the daughter she gave birth to would be good?
pretty?"
"In other words, you have never seen the so-called beauty you asked me to protect?" Li Futu's face flashed with black lines.
"Well - I haven't been out for twenty years, and indeed I haven't seen her. Now I think she must be eighteen or nineteen years old," the old man said.
"Damn it! You said she is the most beautiful woman in the capital without even meeting her?" Li Futu really wanted to rush up and beat the old man up, but when he thought of the old man's unpredictable and terrifying strength, he suppressed his inner impulse.
"Well... Pagoda, think about it, her mother was the most beautiful woman in the capital back then. Do you think the daughter she gave birth to is not the most beautiful woman in the capital? This logic is obviously easy to deduce."
The old man said plausibly.
What kind of bullshit logic is this? Li Futu was speechless for a while.
"The information on this mission shows that you are nominally protecting this little girl, but this little girl actually lives with a girl of similar age to her and a woman who is a few years older than them. If you accept
If you accept this mission, you can live with them openly." The old man said and glanced at Li Futu, as if he knew this guy's preferences very well.
"Old man, you know that I am a clean and self-respecting person - oh, what did you just say? Do you mean that I can live with three beauties?" Li Futu asked seriously.
The old man smiled and said nothing.
Li Futu scratched his head, leaned over, smiled, and asked: "What...Old man, you said I want to live with them. With my bitch love charm, what if they all like me?"
what to do?"
"You brat, if you have such charm, then of course I will be happy for you. I also want to have a great-grandson." The old man laughed.
"Old man, you mean you encourage me to pick up with them? Isn't this too kind? I really can't do it, but with my strong physical strength, I can still do it."
Li Futu said seriously.
The old man narrowed his eyes into a thin line and asked:
"So you are willing to take on this mission?"
"Old man, do you think I can escape early if there is danger? Don't all the bodyguards on TV use their bodies to block bullets? I won't be that stupid!"
"Bastard, if you do this, I will break your legs! When have you ever seen a bodyguard abandon his employer and run away alone?"
"Of course not, I mean to run away with her. It's okay to take on this mission, but old man, you have to prepare a sum of money for me. I've already gone to the capital and I can't be too shabby, can I?"
"That's for sure. I'll prepare a large sum of money for you later. Brat, we've made an agreement. In return for your good performance, you can now secretly dig through the wall of the widow's backyard."
"No more turning, she's already finished taking a bath...and she's still turning!"
Li Futu muttered with a dark line on his face.
After hearing this, the old man burst into laughter, and the cigarette in his mouth made a clicking sound.
The dim lights stretched the figures of the old and the young, and they looked so warm amidst the occasional verbal fights in which no one was convinced by the other.
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