When I got home, my sister had already rested, my father was still working in the study, and my mother, a little dissatisfied, was bored and watching TV on the sofa.
"Xiaojun is back! Have you eaten yet?"
"Eat, Mom, my son is giving you a gift!" Shu Jun approached his mother mysteriously. Since he had embarked on the path of cultivation, he would have to tell his family sooner or later, so he decided to give them a beating in advance.
Vaccination, otherwise they may not be able to accept it if we talk about it later.
As soon as she heard that her son was going to give her a gift, Xie Xiaolan immediately became energetic.
Shu Jun took out the brocade box and opened it. There was a layer of yellow silk in the brocade box. On the silk, there were ten snow-white pills the size of little fingers that exuded a fragrant smell.
"This is?" Xie Xiaolan looked at her son doubtfully.
"Mom, this is called Baiyaowan. It can strengthen your body if you take it!" Shu Jun explained solemnly.
Suddenly, Shu Jun felt something was wrong in his mother's eyes, and she said with a serious face, "Xiao Jun, why don't you believe this? It was only reported on TV. These things are all fake. Throw them away."
, be careful if you eat it and damage your body!”
"Mom, where are you following me!"
"Xiaojun, haven't you watched the news? Recently, some scammers under the guise of qigong have been deceiving people and even selling some elixirs to make money! You didn't buy this thing from them, did you?"
When Shu Jun heard this, he couldn't laugh or cry immediately. He remembered that such a thing was reported on the news the day before yesterday, and he couldn't help but have a headache. How should he explain it to his mother.
Suddenly something moved in his mind: "Mom, do you still remember the diarrhea you had last morning?"
There was a hint of trepidation on Xie Xiaolan's face, and then her face darkened: "Stop changing the subject, just take this thing and throw it away!"
"Mom, do you think your son is so easily deceived by charlatans?'
"That's right, my son is so smart, he shouldn't make such a lowly mistake!" Hearing his mother's words to himself, Shu Jun couldn't help but be speechless.
"Mom, actually the last time you had diarrhea, it was me who caused it!" Shu Jun knew that in order to convince his mother, he had to come up with something practical.
"What? You brat, you're actually making fun of your mother!" Xie Xiaolan jumped up and went crazy when she heard this. The last time she had diarrhea was still fresh in her memory, and she had diarrhea all morning, which made her miserable.
"Mom, calm down! Calm down! How could your son tease you? Let me explain to you!" Shu Jun quickly grabbed his mother's arm and said.
"Okay, I'll listen to your explanation! If your explanation doesn't satisfy my mother, you know the consequences, hehe!"
Sensing the look in his mother's eyes that said, "I will fix you if you don't explain it well," Shu Jun quickly said, "Mom, after you had diarrhea, do you feel that your body and spirit are much better, and your skin is also much smoother?
And people are getting younger and more beautiful...?"
"That's because your mother is naturally beautiful...!" Suddenly, Xie Xiaolan came to her senses and asked in confusion, "Is it because my skin has become better and I have become younger because of diarrhea?"
"Haha, mom is really smart and powerful, she guessed it right away!" Shu Jun quickly flattered her.
Xie Xiaolan couldn't help but show a trace of pride on her face, "That's because I'm not a wise and powerful mother, how could I give birth to a son as smart as you!"
Seeing the happy look on his mother's face, he knew that she would not blame him anymore, so he struck a chord while the iron was hot: "Mom, it's like this. The reason why you have diarrhea is because I put a marrow-cleansing pill in the water dispenser! This
The Marrow Cleansing Pill has the effect of cleaning out impurities in the body, and you have diarrhea to remove impurities from the body!"
"Then, are these pills also marrow-cleansing pills?" Xie Xiaolan couldn't help but stare at the hundred pills in the brocade box with bright eyes. No woman can withstand the temptation of becoming younger and more beautiful, not even her mother.
exception.
"Mom, this is different from the Marrow Cleansing Pill I took last time. This one is called Bai Yao Pill. Although the effect is not as good as the Marrow Cleansing Pill, after taking it, your body will get better and better, and your mind will be stronger!
"That's great! I'll accept this gift!" Mom happily held the brocade box in her arms, looking like she was afraid of being robbed, which made Shu Jun laugh.
"By the way, son, where did you get these elixirs?" Xie Xiaolan was not fooled into being unable to find the pills, and then asked in a deep voice.
"Haha, this was given to me by an old Taoist priest. The last marrow-cleansing pill was given by my senior brother! You can use it with confidence. I have asked the master to identify it and there is nothing wrong with this medicine!
"Okay, by the way, since this medicine has the effect of strengthening the body, you can also take a few pills!" Mom said and was about to open the box.
Shu Jun held down his mother's hand, "Mom, no, your son doesn't need it. Now I practice martial arts and my body is as strong as a calf!"
"Nonsense. How long have you been practicing? What's the effect?" Xie Xiaolan didn't believe it at all.
"Mom, just let your son show you his skills!" Shu Jun said, lying on the ground and doing push-ups.
More than ten minutes later, Shu Jun, who had completed two hundred push-ups, stood up with a smile, "Mom, how are you?"
Xie Xiaolan was full of surprise. Her son easily finished two hundred push-ups without even sweating. It seemed that he was not bragging.
"By the way, Mom, don't tell Dad about this, just put the medicine quietly in his tea!" Shu Jun warned.
"Don't worry, your mother will save you!"
After chatting with his mother for a while, Shu Jun returned to the room, took out the big tonic pill, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. Soon, a heat rose in his dantian. He did not dare to delay and hurriedly
The movement method absorbs the power of the medicine.
When the fish belly white appeared in the east, Shu Jun slowly opened his eyes. After a night of refining and absorption, the power of the great tonic pill was completely absorbed by him. After checking, he found that his cultivation had reached the peak of the late acquired stage.
It is almost possible to break through to perfection the day after tomorrow.
There is a little regret in my heart, but overall Shu Jun is very satisfied. He has only been practicing for a long time, and he is about to break through to perfection the day after tomorrow. If you tell me, how many people will envy you.
Today is the weekend again. Just after returning from exercise, my mother told Shu Jun that she wanted her to go shopping with her and her little sister, Shu Xin, and prepare to buy some new clothes for herself and her little sister.
After breakfast, the family of three set off. The effect of the Marrow Cleansing Pill came out. Mom seemed to have a second youth, and her dress became more and more fashionable. The crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were almost gone. At first glance, she thought she was only 27.
Eight years old.
In this year, international brands have also begun to invade the county. This year, many famous brand clothing have gradually emerged in the county.
Because of the Marrow Cleansing Pill, the little girl Shu Xin became more and more energetic. Shu Jun led her walking on the street. Some passers-by looked at her and praised in their hearts, "What a porcelain doll carved from pink and jade!"
ps: The third update is here, I will try my best to update another chapter today! Hehe, is there any ###?