A beautiful reporter encounters the rich second generation of beasts: the confused wife broke into the wrong house 1632. Chapter 1632 The queen's evil forces
Chapter 11 Sha Seng’s helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (this chapter is free)
Xili, Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were doing market research on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City for future wealth-making plans. However, Xili, who was deep in thought, was interrupted by a deep, deep voice.
"Uh... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an internet celebrity from the earth decades ago!" The old man was talking about words from the earth. Could it be that he was as surprised as he was? Earthlings who have traveled here? Thinking of this, Xili quickly followed the sound and walked over. As he gradually got closer, Xili saw under a high wall a man with a full beard and messy hair. , basking in the sun leisurely.
This slovenly old man saw Sharp approaching from the slits in his eyes that were sunburned. He couldn't help but flash his eyes, and then shouted feebly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, in the dark We are destined to be together, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, I just hope that the person who is destined to come will come soon, and the unique secret book is only given to the person who is destined to be destined!"
"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice: "Are you Brother Pig?"
The sloppy old man didn't even blink when he heard the sharp question. He snorted coldly: "Where did you come from, this rash boy? Why do you have so many boring questions?"
"Uh...Old man, what did you say? Get up quickly and answer." Shen Mang, who was following Sharp, said angrily.
Seeing this, Sharp squatted down and glanced back at Shen Mang, then said patiently: "Old man, these issues are very important to me, please tell me, okay?"
"Gift to those who are destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book in his hand into the arms of Sharp, who was squatting in front of him. Then he stood up unsteadily, turned around and muttered to himself: "Oh, I’ll go too!”
After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his figure move, leaving only an afterimage and lost his trace. Sharp and others looked around again, and they could still see the shadow of the sloppy old man there.
"Ah...fuck you, you're a master!" Shen Maang opened his mouth in shock, with a look of disbelief on his face.
"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a very popular novel on earth that makes the best young men feel ashamed after seeing it? I'm so blind to him..." The sloppy old man's performance shocked Shen Maang, not just him. One person, Sharp, who had been squatting, was completely stunned and sat on the ground.
When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were reading stories in Lao Wangtou, they often heard about this kind of god who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who woke up first, stammered He pulled Sharp, who was sitting on the ground, and said: "Big... big... brother, hurry up... hurry up and see... look, this... what did the old god give you?"
"Yes, take a look quickly?" Xia Qi also asked hurriedly.
Being pulled by Xiao Yunzi and swayed from side to side, he let out a sharp "uh" and gradually regained consciousness. He quickly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand. Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also came over quickly.
"Uh, why is there no name of the martial arts secret book on the yellowed book cover? It's different from what was shown on TV!" Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, then turned to the first page, and when he saw it, content, he screamed out with a sharp voice, stood up suddenly and cursed: "Fuck you, you are a pig-headed ball ball, how are you playing with me? Is there such a thing as this? You don't play with people like this." !”
"Oh, my God!" Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were startled by the sharp sudden madness.
"Boss, what is written here? Why haven't I seen such words before?" Xia Qi asked as she looked at the words she didn't recognize on the page that was opened sharply in her hands.
"Ri, you'd be damned if we knew each other." He gave Xia Qi a sharp look.
Sharp felt depressed at the moment. The words on the first page were actually Chinese characters from the Earth. What was even more annoying was that these Chinese characters actually read "Don't die, just practice!" in eight big characters.
At this time, Sharp, who was completely entangled, turned to the second page with trembling fingers. He saw the four Chinese characters "Chasing the stars and chasing the moon" written on it. He didn't read the content in detail, so he turned to the second page again. Next page, turn to the fourth page, which is the last page. It is full of content related to "Chasing the Stars and Chasing the Moon". I didn't bother to take a closer look, and yelled sharply: "Holy shit, what the hell is this?" ?Damn, what is this all about?" Sharp's heart was filled with pain, trouble, and confusion. Sharp was so shocked and angry that it took a lot of effort to slowly calm down. When he saw Shen When Ma, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi looked confused, they said angrily: "What are you looking at? Then go shopping."
Although everyone had questions, no one dared to speak after seeing Sharp's twisted, red facial expression.
At this time, the sloppy old man who had just presented the book to Sharp was standing in the sky above the Dragon Continent. He suddenly transformed into a simple-looking Sha Seng with a red beard, a dark green face, and he was staring at Zhu Bajie, who was standing side by side. Looking below, you can have a panoramic view of the sharp and crazy scene.
"Hehehe, these words you taught me, Second Senior Brother, really work. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his loose hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie in a naive manner.
"Hahaha, don't you look at who I am? He's a little guy. With this ability to escape, this guy probably won't die!" Zhu Bajie said with a confident expression.
"Second Senior Brother, why do I feel that this boy has the same personality as you? Why do you..." Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he could finish his words.
"Brother, there's nothing I can do about it," Zhu Bajie said as soon as he heard Sha Seng started chattering incessantly again.
"Then who are you blaming? Who asked you to peek at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and asked me to keep an eye on you? I never thought that Erlang Shen would catch us and banish us to this lower realm to guard the galaxy, and also seal us. Without our magic power of transformation, why do you think we are doing this?" Sha Monk shook his head helplessly.
"Then the Jade Emperor accepts our magic power of transformation, isn't it because he is afraid that we will transform into handsome figures and secretly leave our jobs and go to the mortal world to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, please teach us the magical power of transformation, brother can I have been cool for hundreds of years, hehe..." At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed with lust.
"Isn't this great? But you are so meddlesome that you brought this kid into my galaxy. Alas..." Sha Seng sighed naively.
"Brother, do you want to be troublesome? The transformation spell that the monkey gave me was actually the spoken words of such a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that I was on duty. I am so unlucky! On the first day I took office, I was transformed by this boy. I have had eighteen reincarnations." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and thought to himself: "Is this all arranged deliberately by the monkey? Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence?"
Everything is predestined, is it really just a coincidence?
"Oh, what a coincidence." Sha Monk looked at the Julong Continent below and said.
"You said that if I turned into a handsome boy, and when I was picking up girls, I was changed by this guy's spoken language. If I didn't frighten the girls, how could I be so good at it? So I had an idea, and I
Arrange him in your Zongheng galaxy. Anyway, no demons have come to harass the mortal world for tens of thousands of years. I have nothing to do. I just changed into his appearance and went to the mortal world to enjoy it.
There are many beautiful girls in this gangster's life!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, looking very yearning.
"Oh, it's been all these years, and you're still like this, Second Senior Brother. You're destroying the normal order of the lower world. Aren't you afraid that King Yama will sue you?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.
"So, I came to talk to you. He can't have any accidents with you. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and not die. When we return to heaven after serving, we can
It's over if we just take him back." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and couldn't help but brag and asked: "Junior brother Sha, isn't he very smart?"
"Uh..." Sha Monk was speechless. He had boarded the pirate ship of this second senior brother again.
It turns out that what Zhu Bajie told Xili last time was actually a lie, and the real reason for the lower bound was that he peeked at Chang'e in the bath and was sent down. If the conversation between the two people was heard by Xili, he would definitely be so angry that he would go berserk.
On Yingbin Street, a group of sharp people who were continuing their market inspection had resumed the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were jumping around looking at this and that, with childlike innocence.
The look of oblivion.
"Boss, I want this, bring me the money!" Xia Qi pointed to the small ornaments on a stall next to her and asked for money from Sharp.
Sharp followed Xia Qi's finger, and when she looked at the object pointed at, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she quickly asked: "Do you girls like this kind of thing?"
"What are you talking about? That girl doesn't like such a good thing!" Xia Qi urged Sharply: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!"
"Oh, this lady has such good taste. This is a new product I brought in from 'Xiangweiju'. You can smell the fragrance and it will linger for a long time." The vendor setting up the stall is a middle-aged woman. Look at it.
When business comes to her door, she quickly sells her products to Xia Qi who is standing in front of her stall.
"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Sharp suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Mao who was standing next to him.
When Shen Mang heard Sharp's question, he was very surprised, as if looking at a monster. He looked up and down at Sharp and said, "I mean, brother, no wonder the third sister is talking about you. You are talking about you. Why don't you even know this?"
what?"
"Where does all this nonsense come from? Come on, tell me?" His sharp and anxious voice changed a bit.
