After staying in the hospital for two days, Lin Lefeng insisted on being discharged from the hospital, otherwise he would have to stay in the hospital for the rest of his life if mildew came in the first two days.
Even when I got home, I couldn't be quiet.
The God of Mold soon knew his address and came to the door. Sister Yu heard that he was looking for Lin Lefeng, so she opened the door and let him in. As soon as he entered the main room, the glass door broke with a clang, and the glass was all over the floor. Sister Yu
He was stunned for a moment and said in surprise: "What's going on? It broke for no reason?"
The God of Mold didn't dare to stay, so he asked Sister Yu about Lin Lefeng's room and jumped up.
Lin Lefeng heard his voice in the room and hurriedly hid in the closet. Goddess of Fortune opened the door and there was no one in the room. He called out: "Old Wen?"
The wardrobe suddenly collapsed, making a loud bang, falling to the ground, and split into two parts. Lin Lefeng climbed out of the pile of clothes in despair, coughing repeatedly.
The God of Mildew squatted down and asked in surprise: "Old Wen, what are you doing in the closet?"
Lin Lefeng threw away the underwear on his head and said angrily: "I'm looking for clothes."
"Oh!" Goddess Mold sat on the bed and complained: "Why didn't you tell me that you were discharged from hospital? It's hard for me to find you."
Lin Lefeng said angrily: "What are you looking for me for? Why don't you go to Gongming? Why don't you go to the God of Death?"
"I looked for Gongming, but he took care of me. I can't find him, Death. Is he here too?" the God of Mold quickly asked.
Lin Lefeng jumped up, picked up a pen and paper, wrote an address, and said: "Go find him quickly, he's very easy to get around now."
The God of Mold pinched the address and chuckled, "Okay, I'll go find him. By the way, where's your woman? She's so fierce." He thought Yang Ruhai was his wife.
Lin Lefeng threatened him, "She's coming back soon. You hurry up, otherwise I won't be able to protect you after she comes back."
The God of Mold nodded quickly and said with some fear: "I really have to leave quickly, brother, take good care of yourself, you are so weak and pitiful. I will come back to see you when I have time."
"Don't come back!" Lin Lefeng said immediately.
The God of Misfortune was stunned for a moment, his eyes a little hurt, "You don't want to see me that much?"
Lin Lefeng quickly smiled and said: "Where are you talking? Am I not sick now? I am afraid of infecting you."
The God of Mildew stepped forward and gave Lin Lefeng a bear hug, and said movedly: "Brother, you are so good to me!"
Lin Lefeng raised his head and saw the chandelier on the ceiling making a buzzing sound. He sighed, closed his eyes, come on, smash me to death.
The God of Mold let him go and took two steps back. The chandelier fell with a clang and hit Lin Lefeng on the head.
Seeing this situation, the God of Mildew smiled awkwardly, "Then I'm leaving!"
Lin Lefeng lay on the ground, waving his hands feebly, "Get out!"
The God of Mold left quickly and ran downstairs. Sister Yu happened to be cleaning the glass. When she saw him coming down, she asked, "Leaving so soon?"
The God of Misfortune smiled at Sister Yu, "Yeah, he's not feeling well, so he's taking care of himself. By the way, his room is very messy. Please help him clean it up."
Sister Yu said: "No, how can it be messy? I clean it up every day." After saying that, she put down the broom and went upstairs. As soon as she reached the second floor, her foot slipped and she rolled down. Sister Yu held her in his arms.
Head, said angrily: "What the hell? What happened today?"
The God of Mold left the Lin family with lightning speed and embarked on the road to find the God of Death.
The God of Mold, Bao Ziang, used to be an immortal official and had a very close relationship with the God of Wealth, the God of Wealth and Death. Later, he was demoted to the God of Mold by the Jade Emperor because of his mistakes. From then on, he had no friends in his life.
He went to the door of the God of Death's house and rang the doorbell. The God of Death, Qian Feifei, was standing on the ladder changing the light bulb in the corridor. He raised his head and suddenly felt his hands go numb. The light bulb in his hand fell. His head was held high and his mouth was smiling.
Zhang, the light bulb fell into his mouth naturally, and he just took a breath and sucked the light bulb in instantly, and it was stuck tightly.
Qian Feifei must not have known that light bulbs cannot be put into the mouth, because even if the light bulb is swallowed into the mouth, you can't take it out even if you use all your strength. The pressure resistance of glass is very good and cannot be pulled out, and by stretching,
This will cause the air in the mouth to decrease rapidly and form a self-locking phenomenon.
"Death!" God of Mold shouted again outside.
Qian Feifan's steps became unsteady and he was suspended from the ladder. He stood up, raised his head, walked to the door, opened it, and glared at the God of Misfortune.
The God of Mildew was startled, "What are you doing?"
On October 7, 2013, if you were in Xinshi, if you had ever passed by Kangwen Road at around 12 noon, then you must have seen a man in a khaki suit riding a bicycle.
A tall, rich and handsome man wearing casual men's clothes, with a slightly raised head and a big light bulb in his mouth was pulled by on a bicycle. I heard that many people took pictures of this scene with their mobile phones that day. When I put it on, the click rate was rapid.
Over one million.
Becoming famous is sometimes that simple.
The moment the doctor helped Qian Feifan break the light bulb, Qian Feifan kept glaring at the God of Misfortune with resentment. The God of Misfortune lowered his head and pinched the corners of his suit with a look of panic on his face.
There was no doubt that the glass cut Qian Feifan's mouth. Disinfectant was applied to his mouth. The doctor asked him to speak as little as possible. After leaving the hospital, he had a gloomy look on his face. He turned back after three steps and glared at the moldy figure who was following suit.
god.
"I really can't leave. Who will take care of you if I leave? You are also a patient now, so I have to take care of you, right? We are friends." Goddess Mildew defended.
Qian Feifan said angrily: "If you stay away from me, you are just taking care of me."
The God of Mold quickly said: "Don't talk, Feng Da, don't flash your tongue!"
Qian Feifan's eyes protruded and he stared at him fiercely, crow's mouth, crow's mouth. He was about to curse, but his tongue was bitten by his teeth. The pain made him squat down and cover his mouth. Tears of sadness and resentment flowed into his heart.
ah.
"What's wrong?" Goddess Mildew stepped forward to help him up. As soon as he stood up, a child rushed over quickly on a scooter. He was startled when he saw someone blocking the way. His feet jumped and the scooter flew out.
, hit Qian Feifan's crotch, who can feel the sadness and grief in his balls? Goddess Swift looked at Qian Feifan's grinning expression with some fear, and took a step back.
Qian Feifan squatted on the ground again, sobbing and looking up at the sky, Jade Emperor, do you still remember the cute little God of Death by the Daming Lake? God's punishment, that's it.
Seeing him like this, the God of Mildew couldn't bear it. He was a kind-hearted god after all. How could he abandon his friend in danger? Then he took two steps forward and tried to help him up. Qian Feifan became furious and reached out to grab him.
His hair, no matter what, hair is a fatal injury to women, but to a man with a flat head, there is no pressure. Qian Feifan only felt his fingers slip, and the hard hair passed through his fingers, and he
Due to excessive force, he rushed off the road.
There was a lot of traffic on the road, and he quickly moved his butt back. Then, he watched helplessly as a Tiida failed to brake in time, and the two tires on the left bumped over his feet.
"Ah..." The scream suddenly pierced the ozone layer over Xinshi and reached the heaven.