Little Gudong looked at the situation. It seemed that it was impossible to escape. He slowly entered the house again.
The door creaked shut, and little Gudong sat on the bed. He rolled his eyes and landed on the teapot on the table.
"Let you taste my boy's urine!" He got up from the bed, ran to the table, picked up the teapot, opened the lid, turned his back to the window, and peed into the teapot.
He smiled slyly, placed the kettle far away, then turned over on the bed, grabbed the quilt and covered himself with it. After a while, he could hear the sound of even snoring.
After the third watch, Tong Fu'an finished his palace practice, came out of the cellar, stretched his hands and feet in the yard, opened the door and entered the house. He glanced at the sleeping little Gudong on the bed, seemed very satisfied, and sat at the table with a smile.
He picked up the teapot and poured a glass of water, tilted his neck and drank it in one gulp. Then he spit it out suddenly, smashed the cup on the ground, and shouted: "Come here! Who added the water to the teapot?"
A man in black ran in from outside and answered tremblingly: "It's a villain, father-in-law, what's wrong with the water?"
"Come and have a drink, what a weird smell!" Tong Fu'an was so angry that he grabbed the man and poured water into his mouth with a kettle.
"Ahem! Ahem!" The man drank the whole pot of urine-water mixture into his stomach, choking and being speechless for a long time.
"Salty - smelly - wow -" he said intermittently, and ran outside the house to vomit.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Little Gudong couldn't hold it in any longer on the bed, punching and kicking him and laughing.
Tong Fu'an turned his head and looked at Xiao Gudong with a frown.
"How's it going? Doesn't my pee taste good? Hahahaha-" Little Gudong patted the bed board and laughed.
"Little bastard!" The man in black, who had returned from vomiting, ran to the window and wanted to beat little Gudong, but Tong Fuan kicked him into the corner.
"Father-in-law?" The man in black was confused and looked at Tong Fu'an in pain while covering his sore stomach.
"Get out and call everyone outside." Tong Fu'an said coldly. The man in black hurriedly crawled out of the room and called everyone outside.
"Little Gudong is my godson, and will also be the heir to my martial arts. You will be under my service!" Tong Fuan sat down and said to them.
"Son? Heir?" Everyone looked at each other in shock, but they did not react from the surprise for a while.
"Huh?" Tong Fu'an hit the table suddenly, frightening everyone to kneel down and pay homage to Xiao Gudong: "Young children, please pay homage to the young master. May the young master enjoy eternal blessings and live as long as heaven!"
Little Gudong stood proudly on the bed, pointed his head at them and said: "Kowtow! Kowtow to me three times first!"
How could everyone dare to be lazy and kowtow one after another.
"Well, not bad, not bad, you! And you! Come here and beat my legs for me!" Xiao Gudong pointed at two people casually.
"Yes." The two men trotted over with their heads bowed, squeezing Xiao Gudong's legs and beating his back.
Tong Fu'an watched from the side, laughed "haha" twice, walked up to Xiao Gudong and asked: "How is it? I'm taking care of you, right? Why don't you go outside now, light incense and candles, and ask me to be your father."
"Now? No, no, no." Little Gudong shook his head like a rattle.
"Huh?!" Tong Fuan's eyes bulged as he waited for him.
"Let's talk about it later, young master, I can't escape from your grasp, ah--I'm sleepy, sleep." Little Gudong waved his hands impatiently, rolled on the bed, and shrank into the quilt.
Tong Fu'an was helpless. After sending everyone out of the room, he sat at the table and stared at the sleeping little Gudong. After a while, he tiptoed to the bedside, sat down and wanted to lie down next to the little Gudong.
sleep.
"Who asked you to sleep here!" Xiao Gudong sat up suddenly and yelled at him.
"If I don't sleep here, why don't I sleep underground?"
"You can sleep wherever you like, but you are not allowed to sleep next to me! Your body is full of stench and the smell of blood. I will be suffocated to death by you!" Little Gudong looked at him with disgust.
"How dare you despise me!" Tong Fu'an seemed to be trying his best to hold back his anger.
"So what if you dislike it?" Xiao Gudong smiled scornfully.
"You - you little bastard! If I hadn't seen that the back of your head looks exactly like me and has the same double whirlpools as me, I wouldn't have wanted to recognize you as my son!" Tong Fu'an jumped out of bed and said to little Gudong
shouted.
"Then you don't admit it. Who cares if you do?" Xiao Gudong looked at him disdainfully.
"If you don't recognize me, I will kill you!" Tong Fu'an suddenly showed his fierce look, drew his dagger and approached Xiao Gudong.
Little Gudong looked at him coldly and said, "The prince said you are not allowed to hurt me!"
"It's okay for me to disobey the prince once! Hum, the prince cares about the princess, but I have to get the antidote for the princess. If I kill you, I will only receive a few words of punishment, but I won't do anything to me!" Tong Fu'an smiled grimly.
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Xiao Gudong felt a little scared when he heard what he said. Tong Fuan kills people without blinking an eye, and he may indeed be killed with one knife!
"Don't mess around!" He shrank to the corner of the bed.
"Killing you is like squeezing an ant to death! Tell me! Do you recognize me as your father?" Tong Fu'an said fiercely as he pressed the edge of his sword against little Gudong's neck.
Little Gudong didn't dare to move. He looked at him for a while and said, "If you force me to recognize you as my father, I won't honor you when you get old, and I won't let you when you die."
His son’s surname is Tong.”
"You!" Tong Fu'an hadn't thought so far yet and was speechless for a moment.
"Why don't you take the sword away?" Xiao Gudong rolled his eyes at him.
Tong Fu'an actually took back his dagger and sat on the edge of the bed in annoyance, saying, "I can't force you, nor can I coax you. Tell me, what do you want to do before you accept me as your father?"
"Return to the right path, no longer practice evil arts, no longer help the prince and queen, follow the prince loyally, and regularly ask for antidote for the princess sister. If you can do these, I will recognize you as your father and intercede on your behalf.
How about asking the emperor, the prince, the princess sister and your master not to kill you again? Think about it carefully." Xiao Gudong said a long paragraph in one breath.
Tong Fu'an pondered for a while and then said quietly: "It is impossible to betray the queen and the prince without practicing magic! Besides, the emperor, the prince, the princess, and the master, none of them will forgive me for the sins I have committed.
, I know it in my heart.”
"Since it is clear, why don't you put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately?" When little Gudong was in the Taoist temple, he heard his master say such words.
"Hahaha - I can't hold the butcher knife anymore, and I don't want to become a Buddha! You brat, you can go to sleep while I sit outside." Tong Fu'an laughed, and there was a bit of sadness in his laughter.
Little Gudong watched him leave the house, patted his chest, and said to himself: "My life is saved again. Fortunately, I am smart, but this old monster is cruel and changeable. If he doesn't recognize him as his father, I'm afraid he will kill him at any time."