The night was deep, and the spring scenery in Chengqian Palace was deep. At the Xiangyuan Building in the middle of the capital, a good place to have a drink, Cao Yong was the host and invited Shun Anyan, his boss and future brother-in-law, to have a drink, and they had a good time. They both opened their mouths and drank. The result of drinking was that both of them were very drunk, and they uttered the truth after drinking. This must be the case.
"Brother Tong!" Cao Yong put an arm on Shun Anyan's neck, smelling of alcohol and his face was flushed, "I haven't congratulated you on the concubine yet, congratulations! Congratulations!"
Shun Anyan was lying on the table, her stuttering was no longer clear, her clothes were half open, and she looked confused. She waved her hands and said, "What is concubinage?! That's called trial marriage."
"What Gege?" Cao Yong didn't hear clearly what Shun Anyan muttered.
"Trial marriage - hiccup~~gege!" Shun Anyan also burped in the middle.
At this time, Cao Yong understood very well, and immediately smiled evilly, patting Shun Anyan on the back vigorously, "Hey! Princess Jingshun is virtuous! Congratulations, congratulations!"
Shun Anyan was so attracted by Cao Yong's group that she almost vomited out the raw seafood in her stomach. She belched twice and then said angrily: "virtuous?! There are no virtuous women in this world!! Princess, princess Not to mention!"
Shun Anyan lost her usual gentle and elegant demeanor, and looked pitiful and bitter, "Brother Cao, do you know! The trial marriage is just to test whether I am a man!!"
Cao Yong still had a mischievous smile on his face: "Then just prove it to them!"
Shun Anyan had a bitter face, which looked very ugly when she felt depressed: "Of course I, Shun Anyan, am a man! But you haven't tried it. That's easy to say!" He then counted on his fingers: "When do I take off my clothes? When do I take off my clothes?" Go to bed, how long you want to go to bed, how long it takes to get done! It's all up to them! Not to mention how frustrating it is!" The "they" Shun Anyan mentioned naturally refers to the mothers who sent Gege for a trial marriage.
"Think about it, who likes to be controlled by others? They have to be stared at from head to toe. There is a nun outside the tent who is recording: "Shun Anyan is attached to the forehead, and a certain year and a certain month" I had sex with my husband during a trial marriage, and they had sex for two and a half hours!" Shun Anyan could only tell such a cowardly thing when he was drunk and unconscious.
"Two quarters and a half hours?" Cao Yong chuckled and patted Shun Anyan on the shoulder, "Brother! You're not dressed too well, are you?!"
Shun Anyan pointed her finger at Cao Yong's nose, smelling of alcohol. She burped again and said, "It would be nice to get hard by then! Brother, you'd better be mentally prepared! I I also heard that the former consorts always prepared aphrodisiacs in advance, just because they were afraid they wouldn’t be able to go into battle at that time! I didn’t believe it at first, and I almost made a fool of myself!”
Cao Yong was a little in disbelief. He said, "That's not true, is it? Trial Marriage Gege is also a beauty. Brother Tong, why can't you be moved after looking at her?"
"Beauty?!" Shun Anyan gave a very disdainful look, "You are so beautiful!!" He also put his arm on Cao Yong's shoulders, "I tell you, I didn't even dare to expect to be a beauty at that time. , I just want to think that even if I am not a great beauty, I still have to be pretty, right?"
Cao Yong quickly agreed and nodded, "That's right! I heard that all trial marriage princesses were born as maids. Aren't all the maids in the palace at least beautiful? Even if they are not beautiful, they are not ugly, right?"
"Brother!" Shun Anyan patted Cao Yong on the shoulder, "You really guessed it right!" Shun Anyan looked up to the sky and sighed, "I really don't know where the fifth princess got such a trial marriage princess! Have you ever seen that those two eyes are asymmetrical! The nose is flat and the mouth is crooked! It almost scared me away!"
Hearing this, Cao Yong had a smart idea, and he woke up from the alcohol. He hurriedly asked: "Isn't that true?!"
"No way?!" Shun Anyan was still drunk, with a bitter look on her face. "You will have such a day soon!"
Cao Yong thought about the appearance that Shun An Yan had just described. His eyes were asymmetrical, his nose was flat, and his mouth was crooked... He suddenly felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on him, and all the rest of his drunkenness was gone. He thought about Shun An. Yan was also a handsome man, but he actually wanted to sleep with an ugly man. He suddenly felt infinite sympathy... and fear from the bottom of his heart.
Before the princess gets married, she is given a trial marriage certificate, which is only an ancestral gift. She cannot refuse it, let alone not use it, otherwise the reward will be "forbidden marriage"! Then don't even think about marrying the princess! Think about it in the future. Cao Yong wanted to cry a little when he accepted this girl's trial marriage.
Shun Anyan's snoring could be heard next to him, and Cao Yong was frightened and hurriedly shook him awake: "Master Tong Jia...oh no, Brother Tong! Wake up! Don't sleep! Say what you didn't finish just now Finish talking to me!"
Shun Anyan opened her eyes dimly, "What did I just tell you?"
"It's a matter of trial marriage!" Cao Yong said hurriedly.
Shun Anyan's eyes were still drowsy and she said: "I'm telling you, brother! Brother, I am suffering! My younger brothers all have wives and concubines, and they have several children! I am the only one left alone! Because my Amma and Mafa said that I will pay homage to the Lord in the future! I am not allowed to take concubines, and I am not allowed to have a married woman! I am not even allowed to go to a brothel! I am suffering-" As he said this, it was like singing in an opera, Shun Anyan burst into tears.
"Uh..." Cao Yong wiped the cold sweat from his head. Shun Anyan was already in her early twenties. She must have ended her virginity with that trial marriage princess. She was so pitiful! Wiping away tears of sympathy, Cao Yong said Yong sighed deeply, not sure whether he was sighing for Shun Anyan or for himself.
"Brother Tong!" But Cao Yong knew clearly, "What happened to Gege during the trial marriage?!" This matter must be asked clearly before we can find a solution.
"Then?" Shun Anyan thought for a moment and said, "Later she followed her mother back to the palace and reported to the princess. She said that she would come with the dowry when she got married." At this point, Shun Anyan thought again. Crying: "Brother, I am suffering! After everything was done, the princess sent someone to ask me the next day: Are you satisfied or not? Do you dare to say that I am not satisfied?!"
Cao Yong shook his head hastily, saying he was not satisfied with the person the princess sent. That was a great disrespect!
Shun Anyan continued: "You say, do I dare to say that I am satisfied?!!"
Cao Yong shook his head even more vigorously. If he was satisfied, the princess would probably become jealous! Then he asked: "Then what did you say?"
Shun An's face looked like a bitter gourd, he raised his hands to the sky and said, "I thank the princess for your love!"
Cao Yong has mixed flavors.
The next day, the inner court guard's office.
Shun Anyan's transfer date has not yet arrived, so he still has to stand on the last shift. However, he drank too much last night and almost didn't get up this morning. But waking up with a hangover and a headache is a trivial matter, and it makes him even more headache. It was because he said too many things that he shouldn't have said last night! So when Cao Yong appeared in front of him today, Shun Anyan was very embarrassed.
Cao Yong hurriedly raised his hands and saluted, "I have made a pot of tea. If you don't mind, please have a drink with me."
Shun Anyan's face turned red and white, so he had no choice but to go inside to drink tea with Cao Yin.
"Ahem!" Shun Anyan coughed twice and glanced hurriedly. Seeing that there was no one around, he looked a little pleading: "Brother Cao, just pretend you didn't hear what I said last night!"
Cao Yong lowered his voice and said: "Trial marriage Gege..."
Cao Yong continued: "Is it really not possible to cancel it?!" This is what Cao Yong really cares about.
Shun Anyan raised his eyebrows and said: "The ancestral system is like this, do you think it can be cancelled?" Thinking that Cao Yong will face the same situation as him in the future, Shun Anyan's mood immediately improved! It's like Eating a fly is certainly a disgusting thing, but if others eat one, they will probably feel better.
Cao Yong suddenly turned bitter and said hurriedly: "No! I have to discuss it with the Sixth Princess!"
Shun Anyan hurriedly held down Cao Yong, "Where are you going?!"
"Go find the Sixth Princess!" Cao Yong said.
Shun Anyan squinted and said, "Do you know where the Sixth Princess is?" Before Cao Yong could answer, Shun Anyan continued: "Chengqian Palace! Do you know where Chengqian Palace is?! It's the Zi Palace of the Imperial Concubine. !Do you know what the Imperial Concubine’s Zi Palace is?! That’s the harem!”
Shun Anyan's series of words shocked Cao Yong awake. Instantly, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his back. He hurriedly said, "Thank you, Brother Tong, for reminding me!" The harem, the emperor's harem! In addition to the emperor himself, the adult prince Brother, you can’t just go there casually! The guards in the inner palace only follow fixed routes when patrolling. If you dare to go to any palace, just wait to be beaten to death with a stick! Not to mention that he is either a forehead or a forehead. You can't go just casually, you have to be accompanied by the princess, and you have to hand over the sign first, otherwise it will be trespassing! It is also a serious crime!
Shun Anyan patted Cao Yong on the shoulder and said, "Brother, accept your fate! This has happened to everyone who has a forehead seal. When the time comes, close your eyes and don't look! Just grit your teeth and get through it!"
Cao Yong is about to cry but has no tears. Is there such a comforting thing?! Why does he feel more and more horrified?! Doesn't it sound like a prospective consort is having sex with a trial marriage princess? It's clear that he is going to be in a mountain of swords and a sea of fire!
Shun Anyan sighed and said: "Just get over it!" Then he smiled and said: "But I see that the Sixth Princess likes you, so I shouldn't make it too difficult for you!"
Cao Yong's face became increasingly ugly: "Do you think it's possible?! Even the fifth princess, who is so gentle and virtuous, is like that! Do you think the sixth princess will give me a grown-up trial marriage princess?!"
"Uh..." Shun Anyan choked suddenly. She had also seen the Sixth Princess's temper. Now...should she be glad that the Sixth Princess didn't fall in love with him? So, she looked at Cao Yong with great sympathy, " Close your eyes and don’t look at it. If you don’t look at it, you won’t know it’s ugly.”
Wouldn't it make you feel sick if you ate flies with your eyes closed? Cao Yong seemed to ask this question, but thinking that Shun Anyan was his superior, he swallowed it alive.
Cao Yong was unwilling to give in. Since he could already imagine the terrifying trial marriage in the future, he would not sit still and ask, "Do you know how to meet the princess?!" (To be continued. If you like this work, You are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
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