Wen Xi blew on her red palms, and then looked at her son's purple forehead... Mom, am I becoming more and more violent?
It's all because of this bastard who loves to make me angry, so he needs to be repaired! I asked him not to give me any grandchildren before he turns 18. Isn't this a difficult request?! How dare he violate it!
After the incident, you still concealed it and didn't report it?! You made someone's belly bigger, and you still don't want to take on the responsibility of your future father? That's a soft blow!!
"Mother..." Yinlu explained miserably, "A son has his own considerations—"
"What's your consideration?" Wen Xi raised her eyebrows and sarcastically said: "Your consideration is that you have a new love, and you want to dump the old love to me! Go and have fun with the new love that the prince gave you!"
Don't think that I don't know that a few months ago, the prince secretly gave a beauty named Yinlu. It is said that she is a cousin of the Li Jia family in Fujin, the prince's side.
, and she is so beautiful, but in the end, she was fascinated by this little pervert who thinks about problems with her lower body!
Wen Xi, a bitch like me, just won't let anyone fuck him in this life, so I guess he can't live without beautiful women to enjoy!
"Eniang!" Yinlu cast a look of complaint, "Is my son like that kind of person?!"
Wen Xi took a closer look at her son's handsome face and nodded with certainty, "It's very similar!"
Yinlu suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears, "Mom, isn't my son afraid that Lutong will make the same mistake as last time?"
Wen Xi is becoming more and more suspicious of her son's words. Who knows whether this bastard is telling the truth and which is a lie? Is it really for Lu Tong's good? Wen Xi's suspicious eyes are on his Zhang Junsheng
There was a look on your raw face... as if I doubt you very much.
In her hand, she was shaking a round fan with a white jade handle between the ink fish and lotus leaves. "Tell her yourself this!" Wen Xi said leisurely. If Lu Tong didn't want to live here, Wen Xi wouldn't force her.
After all, she couldn't live here for too long. By leaving Lutong alone in the palace, was he asking her to raise a baby, or was he trying to make her suffer from lovesickness? Wen Xi didn't want to do this kind of thing of tearing people apart.
Go ahead, take care of whatever the brat caused by himself!
The next day in the afternoon.
"Master, the emperor's chariot is coming to the palace and is already three miles away!" Xiaoluzi walked in quickly to greet Qian'er, "Do you want to go out to greet him?"
Her warm body was leaning on the soft couch and she said leisurely: "I'm not going." On a hot day, it's the coolest to be in a room with an ice basin.
After a journey of three miles, we arrived in less than half an hour. It was just enough for Wenxi to go and take a nap on the beauty's couch. However, perhaps the beauty's couch was covered with an ivory mat and the ice basin in it was just right. Wenxi was there for the bastard again last night.
I was so angry that I couldn't sleep for half the night, so I fell asleep with my pillow on my face.
In a hazy state, Wen Xi felt something piercing her face. It was like a steel needle, piercing from her cheek to her forehead, from her forehead to her chin, from her chin to her neck... piercing her back and forth, while she was sleeping.
Wen Xi was so angry, where did this dead thing come from?! He raised his arm and slapped his son on the head like he did last night.
Pah!! An extremely crisp sound. It was like being slapped on a watermelon. It was a watermelon with steel needles...
"Ga Luo! Get up!!!"
A roaring sound rang in her ears. It was as if someone was shouting into her ears with a loudspeaker. It felt like her head was about to explode!
Wenxi was suddenly awakened by the roar, Gulu got up, and there was a buzzing in his ears, as if a pair of bees were stuffed inside him. When he opened his eyes, he saw Kangxi's enlarged dragon's face and... the dragon's face on the left
The red hand-shaped mark.
Wen Xi came to her senses in a daze, but she was still a little confused. She asked innocently: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with your face?"
Kangxi's eyes were as wide as bells with anger, and his nose was so angry that it was about to smoke. He gritted his teeth and yelled: "What on earth do you think happened to my face?!!!"
"Um..." Only then did Wen Xi feel a burning sensation in her palms. She looked at her red palms, still in disbelief, and pointed at her nose and asked, "Did I hit you?"
"Hmph!" Kangxi breathed out through his nostrils, "I came here specially to tell you the good news, so it's better for you - hiss -" Kangxi grinned so wide that it seemed like he was pulling the scars on his face.
Wen Xi twitched the corner of her mouth and smiled, "Who asked you to stab me with your beard? I was still asleep, so I took action subconsciously..." Wen Xi touched her chin, which was still a little painful at the moment.
Well...but compared to Kangxi's dragon face, which has begun to swell, Wen Xi is really a bit embarrassed.
Kangxi pointed at the swollen half of his face, still furious: "I have lived half a century, and no one has dared to touch my face!!!"
Wen Xi looked aggrieved and pitiful: "I didn't mean to do it..." Then she put her sleepy face close to hers, "How about you slap me too? Is it even?"
Looking at Wen Xi's fair and pink face, Kangxi couldn't help but lose half of his anger. However, the burning pain on his face made him a little reluctant, so he stretched out his big hand and pinched one side of Wen Xi's face.
, pull hard——
"Ah!" Wen Xi hurriedly rubbed her sore cheeks. Damn, you are too cautious! She hurriedly took a small mirror from the pillow to take a look, and said with tears in her eyes: "It's red..."
Kangxi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Does it hurt?"
"It hurts." Wen Xi was about to cry.
Kangxi Kangxi's gentle and pitiful appearance suddenly made me feel very comfortable. (Ci'ao, who is this person?!)
Kangxi smelled the fragrance on his fingers, recalling the feeling just now, which was smooth but not greasy, and extremely elastic, and said: "You are over forty years old, and you still take care of yourself as if you were twenty years old."
Wen Xi suddenly became furious: "You are only over forty years old! I am only thirty-nine!!"
Kangxi smiled and flicked his gentle eyebrows, jokingly saying: "Why am I in my forties? I am already fifty-two!"
With a sullen look on her face, Wen Xi stood up, took two squares of silk, wrapped some ice cubes in each of them from the ice basin, handed one to Kangxi, and then covered her face with the other. A cold feeling stuck to her cheeks,
He immediately felt much more comfortable. Kangxi was already in his fifties, but he was still so petty. Didn’t I just slap you by accident? Do you need to retaliate? I’m so petty! However, Wen Xi only dared to say these words in her heart.
Said, otherwise Kangxi would probably have to pinch her a lot more!
After covering it for a while, the red mark disappeared as expected. Wen Xi took a closer look and sprinkled some pearl powder on it, and it was gone. As for Kangxi's dragon face, it is estimated that it will be like that today. I hope the swelling will subside tomorrow.
Wen Xi was afraid that he would be jealous looking at her healed face, so she hurriedly smiled and said, "Didn't the emperor want to tell me the good news?"
Kangxi walked to the warm dressing table and looked at his face in the mirror. It was red and the swelling had subsided a little, and he said angrily: "You are going to be a mammy."
"I've known this for a long time!" Wen Xi blinked, but she only found out that Lu Tong was pregnant yesterday. How did Kangxi know?
Kangxi turned around suspiciously: "How did you know? The concubine in Yinlu's room was diagnosed with pregnancy two days ago..."
"Wait!" Wen Xi stood up suddenly, "Who is pregnant?!"
Kangxi said: "Li Jia is just one month pregnant."
Wen Xi suddenly felt dizzy, "Okay, bastard, as soon as I'm not here, you'll make a woman's belly bigger again! You bastard! I can't spare you!!!"
At this time, Yinlu, who was in Lutong's room, suddenly felt a chill down his spine and hurriedly shrank his neck. Lutong personally served tea and said, "Sir, yes, there are too many ice basins in the room. Do you feel cold?"
Yinlu shook his head: "It's not cold." He looked at Lu Tongshang's still flat belly and said, "That's it. Just tell E Niang that you want to stay and raise the baby."
Lu Tong bit her lip, lowered her head and said, "Yes, I obey."
Yinlu grabbed the Buddhist beads placed on the table and said, "The emperor is here. I'll go and say hello. You have a good rest."
Lu Tong is blessed, "Master, go slowly."
Qiuwu Hall.
Kangxi looked at the gentle, white and blue face and said, "Why do I look at you so unhappy?"
Wen Xi hurriedly suppressed the anger in her chest and said, "The emperor doesn't know yet, but Yinlu's concubine Jin Yierjia is two and a half months pregnant!"
Kangxi immediately beamed with joy, ignoring the discomfort on his face, and immediately laughed heartily: "Ga Luo, I thought that one of us must be a grandson! You and I are finally going to have a grandson!"
Wen Xi suddenly wanted to cry. I'm only thirty-nine years old, okay?! I'm going to be a grandma? I'm obviously very tender and young. Is that so? Although she tried her best to prepare herself to be a nanny, but all of a sudden
Zi Lai and I really can't accept it! Ci'ao, it's all that little brat's fault!
After saying that Cao Cao was about to arrive, Xiaoluzi bowed outside the screen and said, "Your Majesty, your master, Master Sixteen has come to say hello."
Wen Xi said angrily: "Tell him to come in!"
"Wait a minute!" Kangxi interrupted hastily, pointing to the red and swollen half of his face.
"Um..." Wen Xi smiled flatteringly, "My son is not an outsider."
Kangxi snorted: "What if Yinlu asked me why I was hurt? How would I answer?!"
Wen Xi chuckled and said, "You said you accidentally hit the door frame!"
"Thank you for being able to figure it out!!" Kangxi stared and said displeasedly: "I am not Yinzhen, and I will bump into myself when I walk! I am already fifty-two years old!"
Fifty-two years old, Wen Xi secretly curled her lips. At this age, can't you be more open-minded? The older you are, the calmer your mood becomes. But the older you are, the stronger your temper is! Damn it, aren't you going through menopause?
Right? Wen Xi secretly cursed in her heart.
"Then tell him to wait tomorrow." Wen Xi hurriedly went to the dressing table and combed her hair that was a little fluffy during the nap. Although she didn't need to change her clothes when she saw her son, her hair couldn't be messy, right?
? After sorting it out, I casually put on two green hairpins and went to the Ming Dynasty. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations, monthly votes, and your support is my biggest motivation