"Speaking of which, thousands of years ago, there was a boatman's daughter-in-law. Her husband went out on a boat trip for a whole year and did not come home. When he came home, my wife's belly was round. This is the rhythm of wearing a green cuckold high.
The husband was so angry that he picked up an ax to chop his wife. Who knew that at this time, the father-in-law of the family ran out, stopped the boatman, and said a divine word: "Son, don't chop.
But your brothers..."
The boatman didn't understand it at first, so he replied: "Dad... what are you talking about..." Then, as soon as he finished speaking, he froze on the spot.
Then, he stared at his father, then looked at his wife, and then he cried bitterly: "What kind of trouble is this... What is this called... My wife is pregnant with my brother
, do you still have to live even if you say this..."
The daughter-in-law burst into tears when she heard this: "Husband... this matter cannot be spread to outsiders. If it is spread to outsiders, who can survive..."
The boatman also started crying when he heard this: "Can I still be considered a husband? You are already pregnant with my brother..."
"What does this mean?" The little angel simply opened his big eyes and listened to this obscure pornographic joke. He didn't understand the reason behind it and just felt a little dizzy.
One moment he is a son and another moment he is a brother?
"You don't understand?" Xiao Xian'er was really unbearable. Her little face was red and she felt ashamed. He couldn't bear it anymore. Aunt Hai'er had good intentions, but didn't she know that they
Are they all children?
Along the way, pornographic jokes came one after another. What kind of fuss was going on...
"I don't understand. One moment he is not his son, another moment he is a son, and another moment he is a brother. This relationship sounds confusing..." The little angel was really puzzled.
"Brother Angel, this was meant to be a compliment, but I couldn't explain it clearly!" If this was explained clearly, Xiao Xian'er felt that she didn't have to worry about it anymore. She looked at Aunt Haier and sighed softly:
"Hey... Aunt Hai'er, why don't you tell us how many kinds of fish there are on the bottom of the sea?"
This dirty joke is really not suitable for children!
And it’s an extremely naughty joke!
"Isn't that nice?" It was clear that all the boatmen laughed happily when they heard it. She was also very happy when she heard it... "Oh, I understand, don't you understand?"
As she spoke, she excitedly wanted to explain the mystery to several children.
"Aunt Hai'er, we are only six years old this year! Although Brother Angel has lived for tens of thousands of years, he only has the emotional intelligence of a nine-year-old child!" Seeing that Aunt Hai'er was planning to tell the truth directly, Xiao Xian'er couldn't help but yell.
He cut off the words of Aunt Haier, who usually seemed very smart.
If she continues talking, their little hearts must be severely traumatized!
"Uh..." Haier finally remembered belatedly that although these four children may look like mature adults, they are still children after all...
I actually... talked about dirty jokes and told them with gusto. Didn't they all have expressions?
"It's all your fault. You act like a child when you are fine, but I have forgotten that your real age is only six years old!" However, as an old demon, she will not admit her mistakes, and she will make things right even if she is wrong!~
