Chapter 470: It's Impossible to Be So Cheaper Than Me
"Come here, catch it for me. I will skin it alive and roast it over the fire until it becomes charcoal." The emperor of the Daxing Dynasty guessed who the owner of this parrot was without even thinking.
He was speaking in Xian Ziyan's voice, which was full of ridicule and disdain. It was as if the girl who looked like Ruoshui was standing in front of him, mocking him with such an expression and tone that looked down on him. His head hurt.
It was about to explode. Thinking of the embarrassment that letter had caused to him, he became even more furious.
"Killing! Killing!" The parrot made a horrified voice, which was exactly the same as the voice of the emperor of the Daxing Dynasty. It was so lifelike that even Xuanyi and his party, the eunuchs, including the emperor himself, subconsciously thought that
The emperor himself shouted it.
Someone outside immediately rushed in, and the eunuch father-in-law shouted habitually, "Here comes someone! Help!"
"Help! Help!" The parrot found the eunuch's father-in-law's voice in the air, and it was still lifelike.
Guard Jin stroked his forehead. Is this parrot really a spirit?
The guards who rushed in to protect the emperor were all stunned. Their emperor happened to be sitting behind the desk. There were also a few people with strange faces staying in the study. A young man with the most handsome and unrestrained appearance, dressed in
Sitting in a chair in plain clothes, he was looking at them with a smile.
They didn't know these people at all, but judging from the emperor's expression, he didn't think he was someone who wanted to kill him. The emperor's entire attention was on a parrot bought from nowhere above their heads. Several people looked at each other.
Could it be that it was this parrot that wanted to kill the emperor?!
"A bunch of trash!" The emperor's voice came up again, angrily saying, "Can't you see, help me!"
The few people who rushed in immediately looked at their emperor. The problem was that they did not see the person who wanted to kill the emperor at all. Moreover, the strangest thing was that although the emperor's mouth was slightly open, he did not appear to speak at all.
, but, just now they clearly heard the emperor’s voice calling them a bunch of trash and asking them to save them.
Guard Jin couldn't help it, and he didn't care that he was in the imperial study room of the Daxing Dynasty emperor. He burst out laughing. Although he tried hard to restrain himself, he still laughed a little.
"Not polite!" The parrot landed gracefully on Guard Jin's shoulder, shook its wings, ruffled its feathers narcissistically, and then stared at the emperor of the Daxing Dynasty, very surprised.
He said reservedly, "This parrot has a message for my master. If you, the bastard emperor, don't mind being a eunuch, you can continue to flirt with women."
Seeing Xuan Yi looking at him, Guard Jin immediately shook his head, firstly to indicate that he had not spoken, and secondly to indicate that he had never taught the parrot to speak such words. In fact, Xuan Yi could hear these words from the parrot's tone.
Apart from Xian Zijian, there could not be anyone else who created the pupa. Only Xian Zijian, a descendant of the Sima family, could scold the current emperor of the Daxing Dynasty with such confidence.
"Xuan Yi, hand over that stinky girl Xian Zijian to me right away!" The emperor of the Daxing Dynasty said angrily, "What the hell, you let such a parrot come to the Daxing Dynasty to mock me, you really don't care about anyone.
Is it? She is just a young girl with yellow hair, and she is so arrogant and mocking me. If it were not protected by your Prince Xuan Mansion, how could she dare!"
Xuan Yi shook his head slightly and said slowly: "What you said is wrong. My Zijian has always stayed in Wumeng Country and has never left Wumeng Country. How can I offend you? Besides, a parrot
, whose words cannot be learned, how come it must be taught by my Ziqian? Are you too sensitive? "
"She is staying at home, but -" The emperor of the Daxing Dynasty was so angry that he almost stamped his feet. At his age, if he does such childish actions again and it falls in the eyes of the slaves in front of him, wouldn't it mean that he should not go to bed again in the future?
Did Chao manage state affairs? He waved his hand and shouted at everyone, "Get out of here, all of you!"
The guards who rushed in retreated in disgrace. When they retreated to the door, a group of people thought of a question. Who were those strange faces in the study? How did they get in? Why were they in a group when they came in?
People are standing outside but don't notice at all?
"Only that hateful stinky girl can do such a thing!" The emperor of the Daxing Dynasty said with trembling lips, "Xuan Yi, how could you be so blind to find such a woman as your bed partner?! I will chop you up one day.
You don’t even know! Ah—you are trying to die!”
The parrot quickly flew in front of the emperor, and then pecked the emperor on the face like lightning. It was fast, hard and accurate. The emperor of the Daxing Dynasty was completely unprepared. He took this hard blow and almost jumped up in pain.
He left the chair and sat down again due to pain.
"How can you, a bastard like you, scold the master of this parrot?" The parrot flew back to Guard Jin's shoulder, combing its feathers gracefully, with a contented expression.
The emperor of the Daxing Dynasty covered his face, his brows furrowed into a knot, and there was a big swelling on his forehead quite close to his temple, with faint blood stains. This parrot lowered its beak without considering the consequences. Yes.
Ah, a parrot, the emperor of the Daxing Dynasty could only catch and kill it, but now he really couldn't care less.
"What's wrong? You don't accept it?" The parrot raised its little head and looked at the emperor provocatively, "Just you, let the master of this parrot take care of you easily. The master said that you have evil intentions and you have to be careful, so I'm going to leave in advance.
If the poison is on you, as long as you get suspicious and open the letter, the result will be extremely painful."
This was exactly the tone of Xian Zijian. The parrot spoke in a calm and calm manner. At the end of this long paragraph, everyone in the imperial study room, including Xuan Yi, had the only feeling that if it wasn't the parrot that had become a spirit, it was them.
These people are crazy!
"Sure enough, it's the stinky Xian Zijian——" the emperor gritted his teeth and said, but couldn't help but shuddered when he said the word "stinky". The parrot on the shoulder of the Jin guard was staring at him with its small eyes. He believed that as long as he continued
If he said something inappropriate to Xian Ziqian, another big bump would definitely fall on his face. He forced himself to swallow back the words behind him. He felt like it was the first time in his life that someone had stripped him naked in broad daylight, "She,
She has indeed poisoned me, and I feel that it is impossible for her to be so cheap to me."
Xuan Yi looked at the emperor of the Daxing Dynasty and suddenly felt inexplicable sympathy for the man in front of him. Xian Zijian was different from Xian Ziyi. The latter was cruel because of his cleverness, but Xian Zijian was ruthless because he had Xian Zijian rinsed but still couldn't do anything.