Chapter 102: The Mountain Cannon and the Legend of 2B
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"Yes, yes, but do you really plan to use a gold coin to buy it? You're not trying to fool people, are you?" The shooter looked unbelieving.
"Then I'll let you believe it. Put the book in the trading interface and see if I can give you a gold."
The player frowned, and with the mentality of giving it a try, he took out a book from the warehouse, confirmed the transaction application sent by Ouyang Haibin, and put it into the transaction box.
Naturally, Ouyang Haibin didn't hesitate at all, and directly marked it with one gold and one silver.
And he grinned and said: "Seeing that you are the first to come to me, I think you like it, so I will give you an extra silver. If you have any friends who still have these rubbish basic skills, ask them to send them to you quickly! I will give you one more silver."
Shanpao just likes to spend money on garbage!"
When the player saw that there was really an extra gold coin in the package, he felt like he was in a fog. He pinched his thigh hard, looked at Ouyang Haibin with a strange look on his face, nodded and smiled: "Definitely."
Definitely, Brother Shanpao really has a personality... Well, he has a personality!" Then he quickly got on his horse and ran away.
"Holy shit! I met a fool today!" the shooter player thought as he ran. I heard people say before that there might be some psychopath playing in "Underlord". I didn't believe it at first, but now I finally believe it! I've seen it with my own eyes.
,Facts speak louder than words!
Seeing Yang Yu and Sima Wei open their mouths wide enough to swallow two duck eggs, Ouyang Haibin made a victory gesture and spent 20 silver to advertise again in the advertising space.
[Main City Channel] [Advertising Space] [Ouyang Wudi]: "Hello everyone, I would like to declare: I, Shan Pao, will pay the price of 1 gold coin per book today to receive the basic skill book. You can compare other skill books.
The secret skill is still strong, so I don’t want it. I just want the most rubbish basic skill book, one gold coin per book, until I have 100 gold coins in my hand! If you want to sell it, just speed, address, [Suzaku City] [Warehouse Manager],
Countdown, one hour, no waiting for expiration! Note: I just received the first copy, and there are still 99 copies left!"
Seeing that the resurrection point in the square not far away really started to light up the return journey, and the player who appeared immediately looked towards the [Warehouse Manager], Ouyang Haibin became even more happy, and looked at the warehouse manager again.
These contents were typed over the top of my head, and then continued to refresh the screen.
"I can't let you take advantage of everyone, so let's contribute a little bit."
Sima Wei used the virtual keyboard and poked with both hands, and soon a new advertising slogan was released.
[Main City Channel] [Advertising Space] [Sima Qingqing]: "Hello everyone, hereby declare: I am 2b, and today I have to pay the price of 1 gold coin per book to receive the basic skill book. You can compare other skill books.
The secret skill is still strong, so I don’t want it, so I just need the most rubbish basic skill book, one gold coin per book, until I have 100 gold coins in my hand! If you want to sell it, just speed, address, [Suzaku City] [Warehouse Manager],
Countdown, one hour, no waiting after expiration! Note: I am standing opposite this SB mountain cannon. I made a bet with this idiot. Whoever loses will lick the other's feet in public. Today I will compete with this guy to see who can throw more gold coins.
! Come here, everyone, you must sell it to me, 2b!"
"Pfft..." Yang Yu quickly left the place ten feet away and hid in a corner to pay close attention to the development of the situation.
As soon as the two commercials featuring Ouyang Haibin and Sima Wei came out, this place would soon become a place where people gathered to watch the Martians. It would be better for me to stay away as soon as possible. After all, the name [Yumang] already has a bit of a reputation.
Influence, he didn't want to be seen as an accomplice of these two great immortals.
"Who is the Mountain Cannon?" A player holding a spear ran over on horseback with a cold expression.
"It's me!"
Ouyang Haibin shouted at the top of his lungs.
"You charge one gold coin per copy for basic skills?" the gunman said with a cold face.
"That's it, what's the matter? I'm a mountain cannon. I just have money and can't spend it. I want to throw some away. Why are you an urban management officer? You look so fierce!"
"Haha..." The gunman's expression softened, and he hugged his fists and said, "I'm sorry, I just hate being deceived by nonsense idiots. I have two copies here, do you want to trade them?"
"No need to ask! One of the good qualities of mountain cannons is that they do what they say they will do!" Ouyang Haibin said proudly.
"Okay! What a mountain cannon! I saw you right!" The smile on the gunman's face became even brighter. Only a fool would be unhappy if a real-life version of the mountain cannon came to give him money!
"Who is 2b?"
A majestic fat man dressed in fashionable swordsman fashion walked over slowly.
"I, 2b, are here! Do you want to sell books?" Sima Wei rushed forward, stretched out his hands and took the initiative to hold the big fat man's fleshy hands, with a look of ecstasy like a Bodhisattva on his face.
The big fat man was frightened for a moment, and then he tried his best to shake off Sima Wei's hand and asked doubtfully: "Are you really going to charge basic skills for one gold coin?"
"God can testify that I, 2b, always speak the truth. If I am 2b, I am willing to spend money to collect garbage. Who can take care of it? Hmm? GM? Or the system master? No one can take care of me! I, 2b, handle everything.
All demons and monsters in the rivers and lakes must retreat! The demons must surrender and all evil spirits must retreat!"
Sima Wei's performance reached the point of passion, his face turned red and he shouted at the top of his lungs.
He just caught a glimpse of Ouyang Haibin and saw a few more people gathered around him. He couldn't be compared with him. At the very least, the atmosphere here couldn't be calmed down, so he had to do something crazy!
The big fat man decisively recognized the jumping and shouting creature in front of him. He might have come out of a mental hospital.
He stopped talking nonsense and sent the transaction application directly, putting in three basic skill books in a row.
Sima Wei's eyes turned green when he saw it, and he hurriedly put in three gold coins, but he still showed a perfect image of Shaka in Saint Seiya.
"The Heavenly Dancing Treasure Wheel!" Sima Wei shouted in shock.
The big fat man immediately clicked OK, and then he immediately clicked on the return ticket without even getting on the mount. He was still thinking in his mind that this was not deceiving a mentally disturbed person! It shouldn't be the case. The country has not issued any regulations on the virtual world.
There is a bill related to the crime of fraud where the victim is mentally ill. It is best to leave here as soon as possible. When this pure 2b guardian comes, he will probably have to ask me to get it back. Hehe, luckily we ran in time and hid our name just now. I want to
I'm afraid I'll have to dream about getting these three thousand yuan back...
"Who is the mountain cannon!"
"Who is 2b?"
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More and more players are gathering around [Warehouse Manager].
Even from ten feet away, Yang Yu could clearly hear Sima Wei's cries of ghosts and howls of wolves and Ouyang Haibin's feigned madness. He was laughing so hard that his stomach cramped from laughing, and in the end, he rolled on the ground laughing so shamelessly.
"Oh my god, is it the SB Festival today?" A player who passed by and saw the image of Yang Yu couldn't help but muttered to himself, "There is a mountain cannon and 2b over there, and here comes a lunatic with cramps from laughter, could it be?
A mental hospital organized by a government department to collectively experience the virtual world? Oops, the water in "Hegemony" is really too muddy!"