(The protagonist will build a family in the future. Regarding the name of the family, I hereby seek help from book friends. The young man has already made a pinned post in the book review area. Friends who have ideas, please feel free to comment and give me some advice. Thank you!)
When a person is suddenly hit by a huge pie, he will often be overly excited and happy for a short period of time, but this excess will usually return to the original state after a brief period of incoherence, trembling, and dull expression.
This person's mind will also be clear and he will become a normal person.
But there is another situation. If the pie falling from the sky is too big, so big that the person cannot even think about it, it will usually destroy the person's mental system in a very short period of time. Once this happens
If there is not something attractive enough to wake the person up at that time, there is a high chance that the "garbled program" generated in this short period of time will be permanently imprinted on the person's brain. In the future, this person may never be the same as normal.
People say goodbye.
Yang Yu didn't dare to neglect. He immediately snatched the water glass from Ouyang Haibin's hand and splashed it on his face. Then he quickly picked up the water glass in front of Sima Wei and splashed it hard on the sofa where he was almost lying down.
Sima Wei's face.
Useless!
The two of them seemed to be possessed by evil spirits, their eyes were still straight and their whole bodies were shaking wildly.
"Crack!" "Crack!"
Yang Yu cruelly gave him a powerful big ear scraper!
In an instant, two large blood-red handprints were printed on one side of their faces.
Still useless!
Yang Yu was completely shocked when he saw that the body tremors of Sima Wei and Ouyang Haibin were gradually weakening, and the whites in their eyes began to gradually increase, and a thin stream of laughter even began to flow from the corners of their mouths!
Two good buddies are going to become mentally ill right in front of their eyes?! How is this possible!? Never do this!
"Pa!" "Pa!" "Pa!" "Pa!" "Pa!"...
"Wake up quickly!" "Wake up quickly!"...
Sima Wei was slapped until his nose ran out, and Ouyang Haibin's body, which was standing straight, was also slapped onto the sofa by Yang Yu. Their faces were swollen like pig heads.
Seeing that the bodies of the two brothers gradually stopped, and their eyelids were slowly closing, Yang Yu panicked. He knew that once their eyelids were completely closed, they would "wake up" again.
He is no longer as clear-headed as before.
"mb! What to do! What to do! What to do! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy..."
Yang Yu was so anxious that he jumped up and down, wishing to scratch all his hair clean. He kept forcing himself to calm down, but he became more and more panicked, and his eyes were so anxious that they were bloodshot.
Could it be that, after making so much money just now, I am going to lose two good brothers?
Damn you! You can’t play with me like this!
Seeing that the eyelids of the two good buddies were finally tightly closed, Yang Yu fell to his knees on the ground, his eyes instantly turning gray.
"Didi..."
Instinctively, I opened the communicator and a message popped out.
[Xuanyuan Renhuang]: "You are a good-for-nothing, you didn't talk to Zhang Xiao about the move. From now on, you can just stay out and have no contact with Zhang Xiao. I won't argue with you about the previous accounts."
It’s up to you to figure it out yourself!”
"What the fuck?!mlgbd!"
A flash of light went straight to his head, and Yang Yu suddenly jumped up, aimed at the two people who had closed their eyelids on the sofa, and roared with enough force to break his own vocal cords!
"Am I kidding you! Gong Xuanfei smashes your death to pieces and steals our 100 million yuan! I will fight with you!!!"
"Am I fooling you? B Gong Xuanfei, how dare you rob us of our money!!!" Sima Wei's originally thin body turned out to be like a carp and he flew up, his eyes burning with anger as he looked around.
"Son of a bitch Gong Xuanfei! Ah ha! Let's settle old and new scores together! I, Ouyang Haibin, have to destroy you and smash you to pieces today!!!" Ouyang Haibin stood up with a "bang", because
The position he sat down was closest to the table, and he used too much force and overturned the table! Staring with wide eyes, he rolled up his sleeves and looked for the target in his mind.
"Congratulations to both of you, you are finally not knocked down by money!"
Yang Yu kindly came up and hugged the two of them.
Sima Wei and Ouyang Haibin blinked and pondered for a while, then suddenly they touched their cheeks, but they immediately gasped in pain.
"I rubbed it and my face was swollen. What's going on?" Ouyang Haibin grinned in pain and asked doubtfully.
"Hiss - it really hurts! Which bastard did this?" Sima Wei began to curse.
"Hey? Feather, why are you walking so fast!"
…
Yang Yu, who had just walked out of the auction house, was stopped by a handsome-looking young man who had hidden his ID.
"Brother, is something wrong?" Yang Yu said calmly.
"I am [Impermanent Life and Death]."
"kindness?"
At the NPC [Warehouse Manager], Yang Yu took out four more bottles of [Source of Potential] and placed them on the transaction interface. Seeing the 400,000 gold instantly appearing on the interface, Yang Yu smiled slightly and clicked OK.
"Let's add each other as friends! There will be opportunities for cooperation in the future." [Life and Death Impermanence] smiled and clasped his fists, then crushed the [Xuanyuan Talisman] and disappeared.
"nnd, if I had known there was such a person, why would we let the auction house go?" Ouyang Haibin muttered dissatisfied.
"That's it! The System Auction House is really dirty. Let's sell something, and it takes a 10% handling fee. It's a good 100 million yuan, but it took away 10 million yuan. Damn it, this is better than robbing a bank.
It saves a lot of trouble!" Sima Wei had a look of pain on his face.
Yang Yu smiled and said: "Come on! What's there to complain about? Why don't you think so? If there is no game "Hegemony", how can we change to reality with just a set of data in the game?
Where are the white money? You should be grateful."
After hearing what Yang Yu said, Ouyang Haibin and Sima Wei thought it was right, and their hearts immediately became much clearer.
Yang Yu added: "My cousin's comrade-in-arms Liu Chongfeng is the one who is suffering from leukemia and is lying in the provincial hospital. He is a good investment and stock trader. When his condition improves, the money will be handed over to him.
Of course, the premise is that the three of us share it equally."
"I'm a fool, don't do this, this money is all yours, I don't want any of it!" Ouyang Haibin turned away.
"I finally understand. The two of us are your wage earners. You gave us strategies, assigned tasks, and took care of our food and accommodation. After that, the money you earn belongs to whoever is not yours." Sima Wei curled his lips and hummed.
snort.
Yang Yu felt warm in his heart. After the incident where they almost became mentally ill, these two good buddies could not change their expressions when faced with such a huge amount of wealth.
"What a pity! Why didn't we make an agreement before?" Yang Yu spread his hands and said a little bit, "So I can only treat it as a partnership, so be it! You don't have to refuse, I'll calculate what I have now.
The total amount of money is about 530 million. I will keep the 500 million temporarily and let Liu Chongfeng operate it when the time comes. And the 30 million, we will directly divide it equally. Each person will set aside 10 million, and this matter will be done.
It’s settled, there’s nothing to talk about! Otherwise, brothers will have nothing to do!”
Seeing what Yang Yu said so categorically, Ouyang Haibin and Sima Wei felt warm in their hearts. Their relationship was so deep that there was no need for useless formal ideas for many things.