I am five years old this year. Although my father doesn't like to admit it, he is the current emperor and I am a prince.
But this prince is very unhappy and wants to run away from home.
It's a long story, but the sesame meatloaf on West Street will be out soon, so I can only pick out the important points.
It is said that five years ago, when I was just born...
My mother said, "The highest level of naming is to be low-key and grand. It reveals high-end elegance in simplicity, and implies graceful feelings in bold and domineering. It appreciates both refined and popular tastes, is eclectic, has profound meaning and is thought-provoking."
Dad said, "Your mother is right."
So I call it Helian Mutton Steamed Bun.
Of course my name is not this, but everyone calls me that.
This prince is very unhappy and must run away from home.
In order to slip out of the palace smoothly, I packed lightly and only stuffed beef jerky, pork jerky, coconut strips, taro cakes and a package of golden meat waffles in my bag.
I also carefully left clues so that my parents would not find me.
Of course, when I left the letter, I politely expressed that I hoped they would leave me ten meatloaf for dinner.
I think my parents must have understood my hint, because I drew ten very sincere circles on the paper.
And the circle is very big, because I hope they can choose a big patty and leave it for me.
Of course, as a kid with an outstanding appearance, refined temperament, low-key, calm and unassuming behavior, but with a not-so-nice name, I have many followers and admirers, as you must understand.
So when I was about to leave the palace, my two main admirers, the brother and sister from the eleventh uncle's family, chased me out.
My little cousin loves to cry. When she ran over and grabbed my robe, there were already two tears in her eyes. She wrinkled her face with sobs and said, "If you leave, whose food will I steal from you in the future?"
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Her brother also threw himself into my arms and said aggrievedly, "Please don't leave, please. I'm learning a set of moves to beat you."
Children nowadays are becoming less and less cute.
In a fit of anger, when I arrived at West Street, I didn't pack the sesame meatloaf and eat it while walking as usual, but finished it in the store on the spot.
It was many years later that I realized that this decision changed my life.
After I took the last bite of the meatloaf and decided to buy another lotus root ball to help with digestion, there was suddenly a loud roar on the street that filled my pubic area——
"Situ Gherkin!"
That kind of feeling, just like the saying goes, looking for him thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly looking back, the thunder is there in the dim light.
I was so shocked that tears filled my eyes, because I finally found someone with a name as weird as mine, and I just wanted to say that having a close friend in life is enough.
And she is even worse than me, there is no meat in her name.
I chased in the direction where the uncle was glaring, and found a little cucumber who was about the same height as me, wearing a pink and white dress.
Little Cucumber is as her name suggests, she looks so cute and juicy, she has sweet dimples when she smiles, and her voice is crisp. In fact, I think her name is Situ Little Water Radish is more appropriate.
I think her parents are more like biological parents than mine, and they understand the principle of not giving a name that is too long, so they did not give her such a six-character name.
Little Cucumber told me that her real name is actually Situ Xi.
I'm very happy, because my real name is Helian Xi, and Xi and Xi have the same pronunciation. Xi'er and I are really destined.
Xi'er said that her family had arranged a marriage for her that she didn't like, and she wanted to break off the engagement.