Different from the previous times, this time the little girl in black stood up after finishing writing the sign, and patiently helped Xiao Rui and the strange boy... dress up.
...The specific method is to raise your sleeves from a distance. At first glance, it looks like you are going to hit them both...but in fact, you are using your inner strength from a distance to help Xiao Rui and the others arrange their hair...
The strange young man said optimistically, "At least my aunt is not going to sell us as pork..."
You don’t need to dress up to sell pork!
Xiao Rui looked at him deeply, "Do you dare to repeat this sentence loudly?"
"What's wrong?" The strange boy was confused, and he really increased his volume and said it again.
then……
White light suddenly flashed, and Xiao Chenzi's angry face suddenly appeared in mid-air, asking the strange boy, "What is the least? Do you think pork is not good enough?! Do you know how hard pork works! Do you know how low-key they are?
!Do you know how delicious the pork ribs, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised pork knuckles, and five-spice pork trotters are?”
After asking sternly, Xiao Chenzi suddenly changed his tone to a gentle tone and said sincerely, "Okay, stop admiring my handsome face and hand over everything you have to eat."
Weird boy: "..." (┬＿┬)
Who is this person!!! And why is he still wearing a dragon robe!
Because of Xiao Chenzi's appearance, Xiao Rui and the others were distracted by convulsions, thus missing the best opportunity to escape...
After Xiao Chenzi left, they discovered that the little girl in black had stuck them to the ground with the sap of the Liangshu tree.
The little girl in black very calmly pushed the two of them together and let them embrace each other affectionately. Then she pushed Xiao Rui's head from the air and let him lean on the strange boy's shoulder...
Xiao Rui, who had no choice but to be like a little bird, said: "..."
After helping them pose, the little girl in black immediately turned around, handed the sign to the waiter, and asked him to hang it up.
The little girl in black is obviously a master of sensationalism... She can make people's blood boil by talking about a mop, let alone two such big living people.
After a while, a large number of people came.
The first one to run was an old lady with a kind face.
The aunt patted Xiao Rui's shoulder boldly, "You young man... no, little girl... girl, boy, boy, girl..."
The aunt is confused and doesn’t understand the title.
The people next to me hurriedly offered advice, "Let's call her young man. Even if she's pregnant, she's still a boy!"
The aunt said seriously, "It's hard to say. Maybe after the birth, the child will become a girl!"
Xiao Rui: "..." What are you talking about!!!
And every time Mom is unscrupulous, she likes to say that Dad is pregnant...
Just as Xiao Rui was thinking about it, he saw the strange young man looking up at the sky silently, "When my mother just put on... and ran here, in order to save her life, she... said that my father was pregnant."
Others were willing to compromise in order to save their lives. In order to save his life, his mother almost angered his father to death...
Speaking of which...my mother still often calls daddy Dahuang...
After the strange boy finished speaking, he was afraid that Xiao Rui would not understand the magical way his parents got along, so he explained casually, "They have a very good relationship. They have been married for so many years, and they are still as loving as ever."
...The same goes for his family! Xiao Rui was almost in tears.
Could it be that the couple, who have a good relationship and are quite... weird, just like to cheat on each other like this? So now the little girl in black and him...