"Old man, if you don't believe this, you'd better find someone else to continue the deception."
Although Guo Hai has a rough face, he is actually cold-faced and warm-hearted. What the old man said just now was not very nice, so he was a little irritable. After saying a few words, his anger subsided and he became less irritable.
, but if he was asked to tell people's fortunes, he really didn't believe it. When Liu Laizi told people to tell fortunes, he often told Chen Ran in private that his godfather was just cheating people to eat and drink. How could he do it now?
Go find someone else to tell your fortune.
The old man did a lot of fortune-telling. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard Guo Hai say something like this. He didn’t care. He coughed lightly, pretended to be serious, and said with a smile: “I haven’t told my little brother, how can I know that I am?”
Do you believe it or not? Let’s try it and find out. Let’s do it this way. Let’s tell the fortune first and then give it to the money bank. After I tell you the fortune, if you still don’t believe it, old man... ahem... old man, I
Don’t charge a penny.”
The old man almost said the words "Not a penny" through gritted teeth, as if he had put in a lot of effort to say these words.
"Is it true?" Yang Long asked in surprise. Obviously, the old man's words frightened him.
"That's really weird." Guo Hai glared at Yang Long angrily, then turned to look at the old man, pouting: "Old man, please, can you explain it differently? Why do you charlatans
It’s just a rhetoric, and the tactic is too childish.”
Guo Hai has seen the old man's tricks like this many times from Liu Laizi. When Liu Laizi tells people fortune-telling, if others don't believe this trick, he will say the same thing. As a result, in order to take advantage of it, the other party will think about waiting.
You tell me a fortune, and even if I believe it, I still say I don't believe it. What can you do to me? But in fact, the result is often that the other party not only believes it, but also behaves obediently, and even begs and takes out his pocket.
Guo Hai's words made the old man seem a little angry, as if Guo Hai's words had insulted him. He pointed at Guo Hai and said angrily: "Little brother, this is your fault. I tell you fortunes, but I mean well."
Let me remind you, look at your darkened hall, dull eyes, and sluggish steps. I am afraid there will be a bloody disaster in recent days...ahem..."
Before the old man finished speaking, he was interrupted by Guo Hai: "Stop! Stop! I said, old man, you have to see clearly. Brother, this doesn't mean that the hall is black, but that the forehead is as bright as a mirror. This is
You’re going to have good luck, buddy, you know?”
"Haha, Dahai, can you tell fortunes?" Yang Long laughed, and the others also laughed.
After laughing, Zhu Feng suddenly said with a smile: "Old sir, are you testing the birth date or the Chinese characters?"
Seeing that Zhu Feng seemed to want to test a divination, the old man ignored Guo Hai. He quickly turned to look at Zhu Feng and said with a smile: "Boss, do you want to test the birth date or the horoscope?"
What he means is very clear, that is, no matter what you want to test, I can test it.
Chen Ran looked at Zhu Feng strangely. He didn't know why Zhu Feng still believed in this. He didn't really believe in things like fortune telling. Although sometimes what these quacks said seemed reasonable, but
In fact, it is the same thing that is repeated over and over again.
"Then old gentleman, please give me a word test." Zhu Feng looked at the old man, his eyes narrowed into slits.
"Easy to say, easy to say..." When the old man saw that the business really came, he was very happy immediately. A pair of dirty hands fumbled in his pocket for a long time and took out a pen, but he couldn't find the paper. In the end, Zhu
Feng's secretary handed Zhu Feng a piece of paper.
Zhu Feng wrote a word on the paper and handed it to the old man. Guo Hai and others also looked at the old man. Although Guo Hai and Chen Ran didn't believe this, they also wanted to know what the old man would say.
After the old man took the paper handed over by Zhu Feng, he immediately looked down with a smile on his face, but when he saw the writing on it, his expression suddenly changed.
"Old sir, what do you think of my word?" Zhu Feng blinked and said with a smile.
"Okay, very good, very good..." The old man smiled coquettishly.
Seeing the old man like this, Guo Hai and Chen Ran were a little strange. They hurriedly stepped forward and looked at the words written by Zhu Feng. They were slightly startled at this sight, and then they couldn't help laughing.
stand up.
When Zhu Feng wrote this word, it was obvious that he was trying to embarrass the old man.
Generally speaking, the so-called word test is actually a summary of experience and also contains some wisdom and ingenuity, but if it is just this, it can only be said to be opportunistic!
The most important and crucial thing is still in a split word.
Testing characters, sometimes, actually means splitting the characters, but now the character written by Zhu Feng cannot be split at all, because the character written by Zhu Feng is a big "一" character.
Seeing that the old man couldn't hold back a word for a long time, Guo Hai and Yang Long couldn't help laughing.
Guo Hai and Yang Long's laughter seemed to make the old man very angry. As if he had made a lot of determination, he coughed lightly and said seriously: "Since the boss wants to test this word, I will make an exception today.
I'll give this boss a good test, but... ahem, I just said I would charge 20 for a fortune telling, but now I have to charge 50."
Originally, Chen Ran and Guo Hai thought that the old man was going to say some great truth. Unexpectedly, the conversation suddenly changed and a price increase came. It made people even less believe in the old man's hexagram skills.
If it was really accurate, why would you care about the tens of dollars?
"No problem." Zhu Feng smiled and nodded: "As long as you satisfy me, let alone fifty, it doesn't matter how high you are."
Zhu Feng's words made the old man seem to regret a little. He opened his mouth as if he wanted to raise the price again, but in the end he closed his mouth with regret, coughed twice, looked at Zhu Feng and said with a straight face: "This
Boss, listen carefully. Now I will test this word for you. You see, the word "yi" is the last stroke of the word "life". Coincidentally, it is also the first stroke of the word "death". Together, it means life and death.
On a thin line, do you dare to ask your boss if you want to test your own life?"
After hearing the old man's words, Zhu Feng's narrowed eyes seemed startled.
"Are you obviously being opportunistic?" Yang Long thought what the old man said was quite reasonable, but Guo Hai sneered at the old man's words.
The old man glanced at Guo Hai, stroked his beard, and smiled calmly: "Little brother, divination is all about ingenuity. Whether you say it is opportunistic or deceiving you, we all know whether it is accurate or not."
The old man said this, and Guo Hai really had nothing to say.
"Old sir, let me rewrite a word, and you can help me test it again. I just wrote this word just to make things difficult for you, so it's not accurate..." At this time, Zhu Feng suddenly said with a smile.
The old man smiled slightly: "Things come from your mind. Even if you rewrite it, the result will still be the same."
Zhu Feng didn't say much. This time, he didn't write anything on the paper. Instead, he picked up a pebble on the ground and drew a stroke on the ground. When Chen Ran and Guo Hai took a look, they were surprised that "
"One" word.
"Old sir, please make another prediction for me now." After Zhu Feng made a mark on the ground, he stood up and still looked at the old man with a smile. Others also cast their eyes on the old man.
The old man took off his sunglasses and looked down at the unique character "一" on the ground. After reading it, he raised his head again and looked at the direction where the two ends of the character "一" were pointing...
"Does this boss still want to detect good or bad omens?" At this point, the old man pointed to the horizontal line on the ground, nodded and said: "As the saying goes, the ground is soil, and the horizontal line on the soil is the king, the boss's
The omens of good and bad luck should be on this character "王".
Zhu Feng was slightly startled, but he regained his composure instantly and asked with a smile: "Mr., can you be more specific?"
"Old man, I am just a fortune teller, not a god. I can detect the secrets of heaven, but I cannot know the secrets of heaven." The old man shook his head like a rattle.
The old man did not answer Zhu Feng. Zhu Feng seemed a little disappointed. Guo Hai, who saw this scene, couldn't help joking: "Brother Zhu, you don't really believe what he said, do you? I think he is just a blind cat who encountered a dead mouse."
Yes, you are too...too..."
Having said this, Guo Hai suddenly smiled and said to the old man: "Old man, you can also test it for me. I will test the word Tai. If the test is accurate, I will obey you."
Guo Hai asked for paper and pen, wrote the word "Tai" and handed it to the old man.
The old man stroked his beard gently and waved his hands with a smile on his face: "Give me money first and then tell your fortune."
"Holy shit!" Guo Hai cursed immediately, and Yang Long burst out laughing. Zhu Feng asked his secretary for a one-hundred-dollar bill and handed it to the old man.
"Little brother, what do you want to test?" After collecting the money, the old man became friendly to Guo Hai and asked cheerfully.
Guo Hai pretended to be silent for a long time, glanced at Chen Ran, and then said: "Just test it directly. Whatever you test will be what you get."
"That's it..." The old man lowered his head and looked at Guo Hai's Taizi carefully, and then muttered: "This Taizi was tested by my little brother for someone else. From a literal point of view, this person's life is extremely precious. Taizi
If you remove a little bit, it becomes a big character. If you add a horizontal line, it becomes a sky. This sky has two meanings. One is to say that this person is far away in the sky and right in front of you. Little brother, I don’t know what I said.
Is that right?"
The old man asked Guo Hai, but it was Chen Ran who he looked at.
Guo Haideng was stunned for a moment, looking at the old man with some surprise. He just chose to test Chen Ran's words just because he didn't want the old man to take advantage of the loophole. Unexpectedly, the old man said it outright.
Chen Ran was also startled. He didn't expect that the character Guo Hai was tested for him. The old man's words couldn't help but make him feel a little funny. In his impression, as long as it was not a bad divination, it seemed that the fortune tellers were all very handsome.
If it were anyone else, he might believe it, but if it were applied to himself, he wouldn't believe it.
The old man didn't wait for Guo Hai to answer, and then said: "The word "天" has another meaning. Add a horizontal line to the big character, that is "天", but you need to add a horizontal line to do it, which means that this person is not considered a good person now.
God, there is still a horizontal line missing on the head. When this horizontal line can be added, it depends on fate. Maybe it will not be added in a lifetime, maybe it will be added soon, but whether this person can still go to the end
It’s hard to say how to add a horizontal line, because little brother, your writing of Taizi is too sloppy. If you remove the lower part, this big character is like a native character, which is hard to leave. This means that this person’s situation is not very good.
, further down, if you add this point, it will be even worse, because the little brother wrote this point is a bit too long, and with this point, the overall character Tai is like a wooden character, and Sanmu is a torture instrument.
This means that this person will be imprisoned in the near future..."
"Holy shit!" The old man wanted to continue talking, but Guo Hai couldn't listen anymore. He glared at the old man and said fiercely: "Old man, you are the only one who is going to jail for what you said nonsense. My day,
My brother just made a fortune and is very lucky. I think you are just a liar who mixes things up..."
When Guo Hai said this, he pulled Chen Ran away. As he was walking, he quickly told Chen Ran that this old man was just talking nonsense. Don't believe him. He dragged Chen Ran away and turned around to say hello.
With Yang Long and Zhu Feng.
Chen Ran looked back and found that the old man was still standing there, muttering something unknown, and he didn't care. Naturally, he didn't care about what the old man said.
Originally, Yang Long wanted the old man to test him, but now he could only catch up quickly.
When Zhu Feng caught up with them, he smiled and said to Chen Ran: "Brother Chen, look you just made a fortune, why don't you ask us to be corrupt tonight..."
"Brother Zhu is right, Xiaoran is now a multi-millionaire, we must give him a good beating." Seeing that Chen Ran did not believe what the old man said, Guo Hai breathed a sigh of relief and agreed with a smile.
A sound of Zhu Feng.
"Yes, yes, tsk tsk, a multi-millionaire, I can't imagine it. How can I treat wood as a treat?"
Yang Long also started shouting.
"Okay, no problem. I'll treat you tonight. You can eat and drink as you like. Anyway, you all still have a share of 10,000 yuan here, so you don't have to worry about spending it all..."
Chen Ran almost didn't think about it before he agreed, but what he said next made everyone stunned. They all screamed in dissatisfaction, and then a group of people rushed toward the hotel in a mighty manner.
[Thanks to the two brothers, Pure Flow and Azure Bear, for the reward. It’s a 4,000-word chapter, and it’s only two chapters. I should be able to confirm the update time tomorrow. I’d better ask for a red ticket, and it’s not far away.]
