"You little bastard, you bastard, you fucking bastard, how dare you come back? I'm your ancestor, you bastard, you're starving me to death."
"Ah, God, you don't have eyes, why don't you strike him to death with lightning? If you strike him to death, grandpa, I will be your bull and a horse for the rest of my life..."
…
In the gloomy and cold Yizhuang, it was as if a bomb had been ignited and roared everywhere. Gong Yangyu cursed angrily, hating the injustice of the sky and the injustice of the earth. His voice was booming, stronger than the thunder of the sky and the morning drum.
It was such a miserable and indescribable grief that the roof beams of the main hall were shaken to the point where layers of dust fell down...
day!
Feng Jueyu was dizzy when he heard the sound. A clever man jumped out of the distance. He quickly covered his ears with his hands and shouted loudly: "Okay, stop shouting."
"Fuck, you've tied me here for so long and you still don't let me scream? I'll yell, I'll curse you to death, I'm in a fight with you, I..."
The male sheep struggled desperately with its two short legs tied to the post. His face turned red with anger and his neck was thick. Six hairs stood straight up, as hard as magic needles. At the same time, all kinds of curses came out like
The surging river water, with thousands of horses galloping, spurts out...
Young Master Feng Jue fell to the ground, waved his hand, and said: "Okay, you can scold me, I'm leaving first, I can't afford to serve you..."
Seeing that Feng Jueyu was about to leave, Gongyang Yu was dumbfounded and shouted with all his strength: "Come back here."
Feng Jueyu stood firm and smiled mischievously: "Stop scolding?"
Gongyang Yuben wanted to scold again, but suddenly he sniffed, his eyes fixed on the two things Feng Jueyu was carrying, and asked: "Boy, what did you bring?"
Are you a dog? Young Master Feng was stunned, walked up to him with square steps, picked up the pig's head meat and old wine, shook it in front of Gongyang Yu and said, "Are you hungry? How about the pig's head meat and old wine?"
Are you still scolding me?"
It was really uncomfortable to go without food for two nights and one day. Gongyang Yu licked his dry lips, swallowed hard, and let out a low and hoarse roar like a beast from his throat: "Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go.
ah……"
Feng Jueyu rolled his eyes: "You are a devil and you are reincarnated."
"Nonsense, try it for two nights and one day, please let me go..."
"Okay, okay, I'm convinced." After having enough fun, Feng Jueyu felt a little unbearable in his heart. After all, the old man was quite old and he would definitely not be able to bear it after not eating for a long time.
So Feng Jueyu put the pig's head meat and old wine on the ground, walked behind the pillar, untied the rope and said: "Don't blame me, if you weren't so aggressive, I wouldn't be able to tie you here. The pig's head meat and old wine are considered
I am apologizing to you. From now on, you and I will owe each other nothing. If you want to fight, I will accompany you, but with your current body and bones, you should have no chance of winning..."
"You're such a loser."
The rope came off, and the ram and the cat flew out like a fish. The speed was faster than the hole sealed. The dog tore open the oil paper bag on the ground like a dog grabbing shit, and buried it cleanly without caring about it.
Sitting on a stinky corpse, he held a half-drawn pig's head and began to chew on it...
"Fuck!" Feng Jueyu was dumbfounded and disgusted. This guy didn't even find a good place to eat. He sat on the corpse and ate. It was really amazing.
Anyway, several major meridians of the male sheep were sealed, so Feng Jueyu was not in a hurry to leave, and simply sat under the pillar and waited for the male sheep to finish eating.
After a while, three kilograms of pig head meat and a pot of old wine went into Gongyang Yu's belly. The old man's mouth was full of oil, and he patted his belly and let out an extremely loud burp. Then he stood up with satisfaction.
When Feng Jueyu saw this, he stood up, patted his butt and said, "As agreed, we can cancel it in one fell swoop, but we can't cheat on you. Now that you're fine, I can leave."
"Wait a minute...burp..." Gongyang Yu burped and walked away, stopping Feng Jueyu and saying: "Don't leave yet, let me ask you, what are your medical skills from?"
Feng Jueyu felt happy. He knew that he couldn't leave. He was just playing hard to get.
"What do you care about?" Feng Jueyu pretended to be calm and raised his eyebrows. If you want to get benefits from me, you have to show your sincerity.
"Just mind my business." Gong Yang said loudly.
Gongyang Yu knew it in his heart. Although he was tied up tightly by Feng Jueyu, when he woke up, he found that the cold ice energy in his body had been relieved, and the stubborn illness did not recur. This made Gongyang Yu Da, who had been tortured by Bingjin for many years,
for shock.
This cold and icy energy was left behind by his enemies many years ago. Without timely treatment, it gradually turned into an irreparable injury. Gongyang Yu sought medical treatment everywhere but was not cured.
He just wanted to find a quieter place to spend the rest of his life. Unexpectedly, he met Feng Jueyu in Yizhuang, the capital of Tiannan Kingdom.
Although he didn't know how Feng Jueyu did it, his years of experience with illness made him understand that only Feng Jueyu could help him regain his strength, so he didn't hate Feng Jueyu, but felt grateful.
If Feng Jueyu hadn't come late all day and night, Gongyang Yu would never have said anything harmful.
Now that he has eaten and drank enough, the male sheep is finally ready to seek medical treatment...
Their eyes met, Gongyang Yu coughed twice and said calmly: "Okay, kid, I have you. To be honest, I am sick and have serious internal injuries. I believe you should know. People don't tell secrets.
You just need to help me heal the old man's injuries. Once he's cured, you can set whatever conditions you want. I'll tell you again, don't look at the old man. I'm a corpse nurse. I used to be very famous on the mainland. There's nothing I can't do. What do you think?
Well, curing me will only be good for you. You can figure it out..."
Feng Jueyu was so angry that he said: "Old man, are you not sick? Are you asking for help like this? Do you still want to take care of it? You are sick, let me treat you, let me take care of it? Oh... I still have to do it.
This is the first time I’ve seen someone begging for help like this, I won’t treat him!”
Feng Jueyu waved his hands, folded his arms and leaned against the pillar. He didn't leave, but waited for Gong Yang Yu's performance.
"Huh? Are you still angry?" Gongyang Yu tilted his nose and cursed: "Don't forget, it was you who broke into the old man's territory and tied up the old man. Do you still have the virtue of respecting the elderly and caring for the young?
?You’ve been hungry for two whole nights and one day, old man, and you’re still reasonable?”
"Virtue? I'm so flattering to you!" Feng Jueyu retorted: "Who did it first? Who... Well, I'm too lazy to care about you. If you want to cure the disease, you can show your sincerity."
The two of them looked at each other, and they could see that the other was not an easy person. Especially Gongyang Yu, who looked at Feng Jueyu up and down, and said secretly: This guy is not old, but his temperament is calm and sophisticated. He looks naughty, but in fact he is very thoughtful.
Chen, he is basically a master who does not suffer any losses, so it is difficult to handle...
Gongyang Yu thought about it and decided, if the disease is cured, he can live another twenty or thirty years, that's all, I'll let you take advantage.
Thinking of this, Gongyang Yu asked: "Okay, tell me, how much money will it cost to treat this disease?"
"Silver?" Feng Jueyu sneered and curled his lips, saying: "Don't tempt me yet. To tell you the truth, I am poor and only have silver left."
"Fuck." Gongyang Yu grinned and cursed: "What do you want if you don't want money? Don't make me guess, let's just be happy."
Feng Jueyu saw that Gongyang Yu was determined and knew that he had achieved half of his goal, so he immediately said: "On one condition, you will be my bodyguard for three years."
"bodyguard?"
"It's the nursing home!" Feng Jueyu explained.
"Fuck." When Gongyang Yu heard this, he stopped immediately: "You want me, the Blood Soul Sword, Gongyang Yu, to be your nurse? No...it would be too embarrassing to tell anyone."
"Blood Soul Knife?" Feng Jueyu's eyes lit up. He saw that the old man was quite skilled, and he might be a famous expert. He didn't expect that he had such a famous name.
But I don’t care whether you have a blood soul knife or a pig-butchering knife, you have to hold it in front of me, the Evil Emperor.
Feng Jueyu pretended not to hear the words "blood soul sword" and said angrily: "I don't care what kind of sword you are? If you don't agree, forget it, I'll leave..."
"Damn, stop." Gongyang Yu didn't expect Feng Jueyu to be so tough. There is no shop like this in this village.
The old man stopped him, held out a finger and said, "Not in three years, but in one year."
"Two years."
"One year and one month."
"In two years, if you work hard, you can work hard. If you don't work, you will be kicked down."
"Okay, that's it." Gongyang Yu saw that Feng Jueyu refused to let go, so he agreed in desperation.
Feng Jueyu secretly laughed: I didn't expect that this old man couldn't bargain, so he was fooled so easily. I thought it was the first time of the year, but he actually agreed. How stupid.
Feng Jueyu, whose heart was filled with joy, did not change his expression and continued to pretend, "It's a deal, when will you come with me?"
Gongyang Yu thought for a while and said: "Tomorrow, I will go to the Yamen and tell you, damn it, I don't want to do this for a long time. I count the corpses every day. If you lose them, it will be on my head. How can I have the time to watch every day?"
This thing stinks."
Feng Jueyu stumbled and almost fell to the ground as he listened to the old man's rants: "You can't see the body being thrown in such a big place? You're so awesome."
Gongyang Yu rolled his eyes, scratched his bald head, and asked doubtfully: "Awesome...what does it mean?"
"It's just cool!"
"Brilliant?"
"It's just pulling."
"Pull?"
"This..." Feng Jueyu was sweating profusely. It seems that such an advanced statement has not yet become popular in Taixuan Continent. How can I put it? He had an idea: "It's just majestic!"
Gongyang Yu suddenly realized: "So that's it, then I'm awesome..."
"puff……"
Feng Jueyu's face turned pale when he heard this, and he was holding back...
This guy is so funny, he even openly calls it... Well, wow, such an awesome master is hard to find in the world, I am lucky, haha, with this guy, it seems that the future will not be the same
It will be boring.
Seeing Feng Jueyu holding back his joy, Gongyang Yu didn't doubt the origin of the word "awesome". He thought he didn't believe in his ability, so he immediately said angrily: "You are so ridiculous, I am awesome, you don't believe it"
?Just wait, one day I will show you how awesome I am..."
Feng Jueyu was so happy that his stomach was spinning. He couldn't bear to ruin Gong Yangyu's mood. Feng Jueyu held his stomach with one hand and raised his thumb with the other. He remembered a classic line and said: "Who is awesome?"
You're awesome, you're awesome, okay, you're awesome, you're awesome, can't you do that?"
"That's right." Gongyang Yu straightened his back and asked, "Tell me where you live? I'll go find you tomorrow..."
Feng Jueyu didn't want to stay any longer. Looking at the stinky look of this guy, he would probably laugh himself to death if he stayed any longer. He quickly said: "Chengnan Jishifang, my name is Feng Jueyu, just mention me."
"Ok, deal……"
As a result, Killer Feng used three kilograms of pig head meat, a pot of old wine and his unique medical skills to trick Gongyang Yu, the Blood Soul Sword, into Jishifang...
A note to readers:
ps: I came back late today, so I will send you two chapters first, and there will be more in the evening, so don’t wait.