At this time, Ye Feng vaguely understood that his thoughts had gone wrong just now. This beautiful police officer really wanted to search him to see if he really had a gun - this gun refers to firearms.
He immediately became extremely speechless. Isn't this beautiful police officer too naive? Doesn't she know that men carry guns? She never took a biology class in junior high school? Fortunately, she is a police officer. The structure is not clear at all!
In fact, it's really no wonder Shen Shuirou. She had just woken up from a deep sleep and was still a little dizzy. Besides, she was as blank as a piece of white paper when it came to matters between men and women.
Her life consists of working, investigating cases, catching criminals, and taking time out for high-intensity fighting training every day to maintain her body's vitality and physical fitness. She has no time to have a romantic love affair with a man.
Two months ago, because I couldn't support my mother, I reluctantly went on a blind date with a man. As a result, the man touched her butt after drinking some wine, and the man's arm bone was broken... like this Her fiery personality means that most men really don't dare to approach her.
And this directly leads to the fact that she still maintains an extremely pure heart when it comes to matters between men and women, especially the cryptic words about ambiguous matters between men and women, she is completely ignorant of it.
If it were any other woman, listening to a man say that he was carrying a gun under such circumstances, she would be able to imagine what it was.
But she doesn't, and simply thinks that the gun Ye Feng talks about is the firearm she knows.
Only then did such a dumbfounding scene happen.
After the male policeman walked out, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became extremely strange.
Ye Feng was still lying on the floor motionless, and Shen Shuirou seemed to be frozen and motionless, but she was still sitting on Ye Feng's body.
This was terrible. Her plump and round buttocks kept sitting like this, and Ye Feng was almost going to go off.
"Ahem - Shuirou, this floor is not clean. My clothes will be stained if I lie down like this." Ye Feng coughed dryly and said calmly.
He was hinting that it was time for Shen Shuirou to get up, and it was so frustrating to keep doing this.
"You, you bastard!" Shen Shuirou finally reacted. She stared at Ye Feng with wide eyes and said angrily: "I really want to kill you with one shot!"
"Shui Rou, it seems that this is not my fault, right? A man has a gun, but is he still a man without a gun? I can only say that there is something wrong with your understanding!" Ye Feng said plausibly.
"Is there something wrong with my ability to understand? You, you - I think your thoughts are too despicable, right? Gun, gun you! You despicable and shameless guy!" Shen Shuirou said angrily, she felt that her life Her outlook on the world collapsed, and she realized at this time that what she thought was completely different from what this bastard thought. It could be said that they were worlds apart, just like two parallel lines, and what they thought was completely different. There will be intersections.
I thought the gun he was talking about was a firearm, but who knew that this bastard actually mistakenly thought that what he was talking about was his bird egg thing?
Why is the gap between this person so big? How dirty and despicable must this guy be to have such thoughts? What's even more disgusting is that he actually thinks of himself in the same way as him and thinks that what he said The gun was that thing, and that was what made her resentful.
"I said, beautiful police officer, this is really not my fault, is it? You are the people's police, you have to be reasonable, right? I'm sorry for the powerful uniform you are wearing in such an indiscriminate way!" Ye Feng said in a serious manner, Anyway, he felt that he had a sufficient reason, and he was not justified in what he said.
Shen Shuirou's face turned even redder. After hearing this, she immediately said angrily: "You mean all the responsibilities are mine? If it weren't for your dirty thoughts, would this situation have happened? Also, in my case Did you molest me while I was sleeping? If it weren't for your shameless behavior, I, I wouldn't be like this!"
Although Shen Shuirou's tone was fierce and fierce, she felt faintly weak in her heart.
No matter what, she knocked Ye Feng down first, and even reached out her hand. But after thinking about it for a moment, she felt very angry in her heart. Did this hateful bastard not know how to warn him when he saw something was wrong? He What do you think? Don't you know that such a move can only be done by an extremely close relationship between husband and wife? It's so abominable that you don't stop yourself!
She felt ashamed. In this regard, her innocent and immature mind could not withstand the impact of such a complete overturn of her outlook on life. Therefore, she naturally kept pushing all the responsibilities and crimes on Ye Feng, as if she was the only one who could bear it. Only in this way could the overwhelming pressure of shame on her pure heart be slightly relieved.
"Who said I molested you? I was giving you a massage!" Ye Feng was speechless and said.
"Massage?" Shen Shuirou was stunned. After Ye Feng said this, she remembered that Ye Feng was massaging her when she was not asleep. During the process of Ye Feng massaging her, she felt waves of incomparable comfort. It was a refreshing and comfortable feeling. It was under this feeling that she couldn't help but fall asleep.
"After you woke up, you rushed towards me as vigorously and energetically as a female leopard... and even pressed me down. You haven't had a good sleep for a few days, right? How can you burst out with such good physical strength all of a sudden? ?You don’t want to think about why this is!” Ye Feng simply finished the sentence and said, “I activate your body’s meridians and blood through stimulating massage on the acupuncture points, which can greatly relieve your fatigue. In such a state You fell into a deep sleep, and this deep sleep is the best way to replenish your physical energy for you at this moment. Even if you fall asleep, I am still massaging you, racing against time to restore your own physical energy for you—— Who knew that when you woke up, you used your excess physical energy to knock me down. Your emotions mistook me for Mr. Dongguo?"
"ah--"
After hearing this, Shen Shuirou's face was startled and she exclaimed.
After listening to Ye Feng's words, she really realized that her original tired and sleepy feeling was gone, and instead her mental and physical strength returned to a peak state. It felt like sleeping beautifully without any distractions. It feels like waking up after a long day.
I had just slept for a while, but in the past three days, hadn't I occasionally been unable to resist the sleepiness and fell asleep for a while? But after waking up, the feeling of fatigue was still not gone.
But after sleeping like that just now, I was really in good spirits when I woke up now. This is naturally due to Ye Feng.
At the same time, she also realized that she had misunderstood Ye Feng from the beginning, and her face suddenly became a little embarrassed. A hint of apology flashed in her eyes, and in her stunned state, her body went limp, and her whole weight directly pressed on Ye Feng.
On Ye Feng's body, he sat firmly on Ye Feng's body.
"laugh--"
At that moment, Ye Feng took a breath of cold air - darling, please stop doing this, okay? You really know how to misfire, your ass is so tight... Can you let me take a breather?