"Banknotes are the money of this world, the universal currency, do you understand? Women don't need me to explain, right? Tell me how many banknotes you can bring me and how many beauties you can help me fall in love with in the future."
"Vulgar! I can't bear to be vulgar! You stinky boy simply doesn't know how to praise me. You are completely insulting my great ancient ring spirit! Boy, do you know how many cultivators dream of getting the recognition of this dragon and becoming a dragon-marked ring?"
Master? You got the dragon pattern ring and you only thought about money and women?"
The prehistoric old dragon's nose was almost crooked with anger.
"I was imprisoned in the Heavenly Prison for three years without seeing the light of day. Not to mention a woman, I couldn't even see a sow. Do you think I can miss women after I get out? As for money, if you don't have any money, you will only starve to death."
, when the time comes, I will still care about you being the owner of this dragon pattern ring?" Ye Feng rolled his eyes and continued to communicate with each other, "Don't talk to me about the ancient times, cultivation, spiritual weapons, etc.
At the moment, it's all empty for me. I'm just thinking about how to make myself rich, and then I'll find three or five girls to fly around with. I won't release the white tadpoles I've been storing for three years.
If you take a dip in a beautiful woman’s hot spring, you’ll get moldy.”
"——"
This time the old dragon was completely speechless. Originally, it thought that after revealing its identity, it would get Ye Feng's worship. After all, for a cultivator, being able to get a dragon-marked ring containing the spirit of a god's weapon is definitely a blessing.
If word of a great good deed spreads, all forces will fight to rob it.
But what the ancient dragon didn't expect was that it would meet Ye Feng, a brat like Ye Feng who didn't know how to appreciate him and didn't take him seriously at all. This made him angry.
In fact, it's not Ye Feng's fault. After all, there are indeed too few cultivators in the current world. The world has undergone tremendous changes and energy is insufficient. There are not many cultivators.
Moreover, modern civilized people occupy the mainstream position in today's world, and all of them advocate science. How can there be a cultivator who subverts the common sense and scientific outlook of the people and shows off in the world?
In modern society, there are nothing more than three elements to measure a man's achievements - money, power, and women!
Therefore, it is perfectly normal for Ye Feng to mention money and women among the three major elements without politeness as soon as he opens his mouth, but naturally he would not be able to figure it out if he puts it to the ancient dragon.
"Ahem——"
At this time, a slight dry cough sounded, and Ye Feng raised his eyes and saw Lan Toutou walking into the hall.
But what seemed a little strange was that Lan Tuotou looked at Ye Feng with a strange look. His eyes were really like looking at a mental patient who had escaped from a lunatic asylum.
In fact, Lan Tuotou had been standing at the door of the hall for a long time. When she was about to come in, she saw Ye Feng sitting on the sofa with a very strange face. Sometimes he was shocked, sometimes surprised, sometimes confused, sometimes wretched, sometimes giggling... At that time
Lan Tuotou was stunned and couldn't figure out what a grown man was doing sitting on the sofa with such a colorful expression.
Isn't this crazy?
Seeing Ye Feng's strange expression, Lan Tuotou did not walk in immediately, but stood at the door and observed for a while, becoming more and more sure that there was something wrong with Ye Feng.
Then she remembered what Ye Feng said about just coming back from three years in prison. She couldn't help but wonder if this guy had gone insane after being in prison. It was said that a place like a prison was sinister and dark, with a bunch of grown men huddled together.
, the bestiality has flourished and sodomy has occurred. Could it be that this guy has experienced too much horror and has become insane due to mental depression?
"Oh my God! Will this beautiful woman have to live under the same roof with a mentally disturbed guy?"
Lan Tuotou made a malicious guess. After standing for a while, she coughed dryly, attracting Ye Feng's attention and walked in.
When standing at the door, due to the angle of view and the obstruction of the sofa, Lan Tuotou did not see the ring necklace in Ye Feng's hand. After walking into the hall, she was shocked to see Ye Feng wearing the ring on his finger.
, the platinum necklace hangs down.
"You, you are too incompetent, aren't you? How can you mess with other people's things? That ring and necklace are mine. You, you actually put the ring I hung on the necklace on your hand? You are so shameless
,Give it back to me!" Lan Toutou came straight to Ye Feng.
"Boy, the owner of the dragon pattern ring has been chosen. You are now the owner of the dragon pattern ring. You can't let this little girl snatch the dragon pattern ring away."
"Holy crap! You actually know what's happening outside?"
"Of course! As I said, this dragon can communicate with your consciousness. Then naturally, it can also feed back and learn about what is happening in the outside world through your consciousness."
"So weird? So you can feel it when I ride on the white belly of a beautiful woman? This is too cheating. It's like I and my own woman are performing an island country love action movie in front of you.
ah!"
"What kind of island love action movie? How about you not letting me show up? Just let my spiritual consciousness fall asleep. When your consciousness calls me, my spiritual consciousness will wake up."
"Is it that simple? Okay, then you can just let me sleep!"
Ye Feng's thoughts gave the order to the prehistoric old dragon unceremoniously.
Then everything really calmed down, Ye Feng couldn't feel the presence of the ancient ring spirit, but at this time Lan Toutou had already pounced on him.
The fragrance wafts in before anyone arrives.
I don’t know if Lan Toutou’s natural body fragrance is due to the fact that she sprays enough perfume. When Lan Toutou was still about half a meter away from him, Ye Feng first smelled a fragrance that penetrated into his bones. It was a soft and intoxicating fragrance.
, is very similar to the so-called Love Powder, which makes people become animalistic after just one sniff.
Ye Feng had to look at Lan Tuotou with admiration. This woman knew how to arm herself. She was sexy and attractive in her own right, and she also had a foxy face. She was a killer of men regardless of age. Apart from that, she had a charming face.
, the fragrance on her body perfectly complements her sexiness, showing her sexy beauty vividly.
Smelling the fragrance of her body makes one's bestiality arouse, so if one look at her body again, wouldn't it mean that he would masturbate to death?
As soon as he thought this, Lan Tuotou rushed towards Ye Fengji with all his teeth and claws.
All beauties love manicures. The light blue nail polish dyed on the blue nails looks like a poisoned weapon. Ye Feng feels frightened just by looking at it. He ducks away from Lan Tou.
This is a surprise attack.
Unexpectedly, Lan Toutou was determined not to give up. Seeing Ye Feng dodge, she kicked her calf and her whole body flew into the air, rushing towards Ye Feng.
The space on the sofa was originally small, and Ye Feng couldn't help but be a little fascinated when he saw Lan Tuotou's sexy and tender body looming under a sexy nightgown, so Lan Tuotou's pounce seemed to be a dodge for him.
When he failed, Lan Tuotou grabbed his left arm.
Ye Feng frowned. Just when Lan Tuotou clamped his left arm but before he could use his strength to launch the next attack, his right hand suddenly moved towards Lan Tuotou's waist and directly hugged Lan Tuotou's waist.
A graceful waist that makes people feel soft to the core.
"Ah - you bastard!"
Lan Tuotou opened her mouth and screamed, suddenly thrust out her right foot, and once again used the mandarin duck chain kick to Ye Feng.
Ye Feng was speechless for a while, this beauty was always ready to kick people, couldn't she be gentler and use her big waves to bounce people away?
Ye Feng's eyes darkened, and his right hand holding Lan Tuotou's waist suddenly exerted force. He directly pressed Lan Tuotou and fell onto the soft leather sofa. In this way, Lan Tuotou's leg was in vain.
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[Author's digression]: Today's second chapter is updated! From now on, book friends who reward more than a thousand tower beans every day will explode.