I was reading the forum when I suddenly felt someone pinch me on my arm, and the heart-wrenching pain penetrated into my consciousness. After thinking about it carefully, I understood that my family E'e was so miserable now, and I was the only one to vent to.
After entrusting myself to the system to continue practicing "spiritual power" and "divine power", it's time to go offline and coax Xiao Nizi.
What I saw was a pair of eyes that wanted to eat me up. I couldn't help but frown.
A pair of gentle hands began to touch the painful area: "It's so ancient. Does it hurt? I'll be gentler next time."
I couldn't help but roll my eyes and look like I was fainting: "Oh my God, there will be a next time."
"I'm in a bad mood, being laughed at like that." E'e said pitifully.
"E'e, do you want a baby? You should be happy to have a baby."
The pain on the arm was no longer touched by gentle little hands, and someone's chivalrous bones and intestines were developed to the greatest extent.
"Hey, I want it, but I'm a thin-skinned person. I just felt uncomfortable alone, so I picked Gu Gu up. Anyway, E'e will be very painful when she gives birth to a baby in the future. When Gu Gu thinks about it, he feels balanced.
Well." A certain female villain looked aggrieved.
"I know," her little nose was scratched by a pair of big hands. "If my husband is pulled, E'e will give birth to a baby, and my husband will admit it."
Xiao Nizi was in a good mood, giggling and threw herself on my chest. After she finished laughing, she was still not satisfied, so she imitated the game and made a vomiting gesture. As a result, her little nose was scratched again by those big hands.
"Gu Gu, I'm so miserable right now. I don't dare to go online. When I go online, there's a little guy in my belly." Xiao Nizi was really wronged this time.
I also understand in my heart that without the game, a certain woman will not be happy.
"How about you play with other vests first." He touched the little butt and said, "When you miss the little guy, you can change it to make him bulkier."
E'e'e's eyes couldn't help but shine, and she kissed me several times on the mouth: "Yes, it's great to have a smart husband. Why didn't I think of this? Well, husband, try your best tonight,
How about putting a real little guy in E'e's belly?"
Alas, as soon as a woman relaxes, her thoughts change too quickly. However, this proposal is really good. Ever since the earth-shattering encounter with E'e in the game three days ago, E'e has been using my body as an excuse in the past few days.
, gave us a long vacation at night.
"Okay. My husband misses E'e so much."
"It's so bad, it's so ancient," a certain woman lay on my chest with a red face, "There is no serious person."
"Okay, let's have a big fight in the kitchen today. Don't bully me with my mother."
"I want to bully you. Who asked you to bully me? I will also mobilize my mother to bully you even more." E'e said through gritted teeth.
"No, my E'e is so vindictive. I'll wait and see what reason you use to turn on my mother. I'll see if your little face doesn't turn red again."
No need to wait for a while, a certain girl's little face is now red. Alas, if you do something wrong in your life, you will suffer it. I deeply blame myself. I was too involved at the time, which makes my E'e still unable to
Be a human being.
Don’t doubt a woman’s fighting ability. When I was once again defeated by the coalition of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the kitchen, I had a deeper understanding of this sentence. Now I can only look at the two people in my life through the kitchen door.
The two most important women occupied this strategic location together.
"It's none of your business, go aside and play. Do you need a toy?"
Now a certain girl won't let me hate her so much that I will gnash my teeth and won't give up. In fact, if I want to provoke my mother to bully me, Xiaonizi has many reasons, and there is no need to use the reason that makes her blush. Of course I will not expose her in front of my mother.
Otherwise, how will she behave in front of her mother in the future?
"Well, that's right. If you have nothing to do, go back to your room and prevent us from doing things. I haven't written poems or articles for a long time, so go and practice."
My mother is very unreasonable, but this suggestion is very constructive. I also remembered that I have not been doing my old job for half a year.
"Wow, dear Gu Gu, I didn't know you were capable of this. Go quickly, I will let my wife see your masterpiece later." E'e said in a fuss.
"No, E'e, you actually married him before you even got to know him well. You have been his wife for two or three months. You are not afraid of being deceived by him." Mom was surprised than E.
E is even worse.
"He said it himself, as long as he likes it, it doesn't matter what he did in the past. It was his words that tricked me into the door, but now I am very happy to be tricked, uh,..."
At the critical moment, E'e actually vomited, which surprised me. Could it be that she wanted to confess to her mother the thing that made her blush?
But next I knew how outrageous my guess was, because E'e had quickly come out of the kitchen and rushed to the bathroom, pushing me out of the way.
Seeing E'e struggling to vomit on the sink, I became anxious and stepped forward to support E'e: "What's wrong with you? It's okay?"
My mother also came over at this time and helped pat E'e on the back to make her feel better.
After a while, E'e turned her head and suddenly laughed happily. Then her mother also laughed.
I, a monk named Zhang Er, was confused. It took me a while before I suddenly realized: "Is it possible?..."
My mother has already put her palms together and chanted: "Amitabha, I am finally going to hold my grandson."
"This." Even though I had already guessed it, I was still dumbfounded, "This is such a coincidence, it really happened."
E'e has already thrown herself into my arms: "It's such a coincidence. I just started to react. If it wasn't so similar to that feeling, I wouldn't have thought of it so quickly."
I know she was talking about the feeling she felt in the game today.
"Oh my god, our old Zhang family is really going to have a baby. I'll go to the hospital later to see if it's true. But mom, don't be too happy too early, otherwise, your happiness will be in vain." I was still a little cautious.
"Go quickly. I'm mentally prepared. Although it looks very similar, it may be because I'm too tired. Let's go check it out first. I can do it alone in the kitchen," my mother urged.
"Let's go." I said softly to E'e.
"Yeah." E'e responded softly.
When the doctor congratulated me, I officially confirmed this fact. It is a big event in my life, I am going to be a father.
The happiest person was E'e: "Gu Gu, now I can't play the game often. When I can see you in the game in two days, I will entrust myself to you. Now I have to accompany my mother more often.
For the sake of the little one, I can’t fight any longer.”
"Well, I'll finish what I'm doing as soon as possible, and I'll spend more time with you."
Today, the family is as happy as celebrating a holiday. After my mother got the exact news, she smiled from ear to ear. Needless to say, my father ran back and forth under my mother's command. It seemed that there were so many things at home suddenly.
Got up.
After lunch, I first went to invite an aunt. With such a big event happening at home, it would be better to have an extra person. Besides, I might still be very busy sometimes.
After the aunt was invited, the first thing she did was to accompany E'e and I to sign up for classes for pregnant women and classes for pregnant women's husbands. Even though my mother has been there, I still believe more in these modern training centers.
Money is not a problem. After paying the money, I received a lot of information. Some of them told E'e how to be a pregnant woman, and some told me how to be the husband of a pregnant woman. The issues mentioned were all very practical. I took them to my mother at home to read.
