The process of the task is like this. First, I accept the task, and then lead the army into the corresponding space. After completing the combat task, the army will automatically exit, waiting for me to accept the next task, and then lead the army to fight until
The task is finally completed.
At eight o'clock in the morning in real time, I was teleported to the Tushita Palace, thirty-three days away, above the Lihen Heaven. There, I saw an old man with gray hair and a childlike face.
"Welcome, Great Heavenly Master. As Er's biggest opponent in the future, Er would like to know how you went with the Tao Te Ching I gave you last time. Er doesn't want his opponent to be an ordinary guy.
"The old man with gray hair and boyish face said.
After listening to what he said, I was already sure that he was Lao Tzu, also known as Taishang Laojun. He was exactly the same as the one I saw last time at my grandmaster's residence.
There was an expression of shame on my face: "Well, I'm really sorry, I haven't practiced Lao Jun's technique yet."
I rolled my eyes strangely: "That's all, you have plenty of time anyway. The Tao in the book and the Tao in the world are inseparable from each other. It is normal for you to focus on practicing the Tao in the world now. Since you are here today, take the mission first.
"
I was shocked: "Am I going to fight against Laojun now? In my current state, I am absolutely no match for Laojun."
I curled my lips: "You know best. Of course you don't want to be my enemy now. Although everyone in the Heavenly Palace knows that you have appeared and no longer respects me as before, in my eyes, the current
You are nothing more than cow excrement and horse dung. Before you reach your strength, I don’t have the spare time to deal with you."
"Then, what is my mission now?"
"My old man will send you to the Taoist realm now. There is a person waiting for you there. Just ask him directly about your mission."
As soon as I finished speaking, I entered a vast space. Here, there was nothing. There was no sky, no earth, no light, not even darkness. You may think my words are funny. But that is the fact.
, not only can I not see the light here, I can't even see the darkness. That state really cannot be described in words.
"Tao can be Tao, but it is not Tao; it can be named, but it is not named. Nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth; named, is the mother of all things." The state mentioned by Laozi in the first chapter of "Tao Te Ching" is the current state, not language.
It can be described. This is what Laozi calls the "Tao state".
I couldn't help but sigh: "The four elements are really empty, not only living things, but also dead things."
"You are wrong," a voice sounded in the vast distance, "At least I am here."
Only then did I remember that I said I could find someone here to take over the task, and I hurriedly asked happily: "Who are you?"
"I am Satan. Only I can create darkness for this world, which is more original than light. After I create darkness, you can go to Jehovah to create light." The voice said.
"Well, Satan is a very famous god," I nodded, "Then what is the task you gave me? You won't let me help you create darkness."
"Who do you think you are? You are just a great heavenly master who has not yet become a master. You will only be a character like Li Er in the future. In this world, in addition to me, including Jehovah and Li Er, there are also Buddhas
Zeus, Ra, Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva and others cannot create darkness. I am the only one who can create darkness, and I don’t need your help at all.”
"Then what do you need me to do? You can't just let me watch you create darkness. Otherwise, what else do you need me and my 60 billion army to do?"
"I can only say that you are very ignorant. I have always wondered how someone like you could become a god as famous as a born great god like me in the future. It seems that Jehovah is right. People are born with flaws.
.In my eyes, the 60 billion army is just a speck of dust. The great Satan will let people witness the power of creation."
Hearing what this guy said was so rude, I curled my lips and said, "Humph, you have to be more polite when asking for help. Don't always act condescending."
"Tsk tsk," Satan laughed, "I forgot that you are still Liu Bang's disciple. Seeing that Liu Bang is a good disciple of mine, I don't bother to dampen your enthusiasm. But your hooligan attitude makes me
Like it very much.”
"That's more or less the same. Without disciples, there would be no master, and without disciples, there would be no master. Just be polite, it's always good to think about it."
"Although the cause and effect of your sentence is a bit reversed, it still appeals to my old man's taste. I will tell you a story now, and then tell you what your mission is."
I immediately fainted, but unfortunately there was nothing here, including gravity, so my "fainting" was directly viewed by Satan as dancing.
"Little guy, you don't have to be so excited if you like listening to stories. Although this is a child's instinct, little guys like you should have grown up earlier."
"Tch, who's excited? I'm just dizzy. There used to be a guy who wanted to be my master and always liked to tell stories. Now it's my turn to be the master. Could it be that our gangster sect should be renamed 'Story Sect'?
"
"There's nothing wrong with you thinking like this. Since you want to do this task, you have to listen to me tell the story. Otherwise, don't blame me if the task is not completed. I, the gangster sect disciple, should judge the situation. No,' gangster
The name "Men'" is so unpleasant. When did my old man establish this rubbish sect again? It's all Liu Bang's nonsense. I'll spank him next time."
"Okay, I agree with your suggestion of spanking him next time. But you'd better tell your bullshit story earlier. After you tell it, I can do the task."
"What kind of attitude is this? You forgot to be polite when asking for help, and you still don't apologize."
"Okay, I apologize, Master, please tell me a story."
"Well, the charm of language is endless," Satan said sincerely. "It is a great achievement to be able to change a little kid from not wanting to listen to a story to wanting to hear it. Okay, now I'll tell you."
Based on the experience I gained from Liu Bang, I did not interrupt Satan.
"Well, although this kid Liu Bang deserves a spanking, he is not bad for an apprentice. He knows how to keep quiet when my old man tells stories. Listen, I actually want to use you this time because, as you said,
There are times when I need help from others. This is mainly because I have a huge weakness. Of course, this weakness can only be solved by me.
Disciples and disciples of mine can take advantage of it, and nondescript disciples and disciples like you cannot take advantage of it. Because hypocritical guys like you are too lazy to do bad things if it is not for profit. But in my other disciple, by the way, his name is
Judas, these guys are very good at taking advantage of my old man's weaknesses in the 'bad guys' gate' established by Judas."
The sound of drinking water sounded in the darkness, as if Satan was moistening his throat.
"One of my weaknesses is that I not only create darkness, but when I create darkness, I also create evil. Not only can these evils be used by the bad guys led by Judas, but if I am not careful, they will also affect my old man.
, makes my old man crazy, and then he will make trouble everywhere. Every time, thanks to this guy Jehovah, he removes the evil from my body. Alas, it is shameful for a god to do this."
I thought to myself, no wonder Satan is synonymous with evil.
"I know you will think so. In fact, all gods are flawed, even Jehovah. You will understand then."
