I was very curious and couldn't help walking over. Before the straw sandal seller could say anything, someone from the pork seller had already clasped his fists and said: "This strong man has really outstanding appearance and extraordinary bones. With your great talent, why should you sell it here?"
Pork. Now I have plans to conquer the world. I wonder if this hero can help me realize this wish?"
I couldn't help but admire him from the bottom of my heart. This player's actions were really impressive. A pork seller could be so valued by him. At the same time, I also admired his vision for discovering such talents in the market.
Unexpectedly, the pork buyer snorted: "I have my own pork stall. Although the stall is small, over time, I have accumulated a huge business. Now I have enough food and clothing. I sell meat in the market and drink tea at home. I live like this."
Happy, would you like to have dinner and sleep in the open with you?"
The player wanted to refute, but he couldn't, so he gave up and left in a hurry, probably to do an important task.
"What he said is right. He has been selling pork here for three years and now he has built his own manor. With seventy-two trades, if he is the number one in the industry, he will be the number one in pork." The straw sandals seller said.
I couldn't help but feel funny. Invisibly, the straw sandal seller mistook the pork seller for pork. But I still suppressed my laughter and lost the idea of having a relationship with the pork seller. After all, people are self-sufficient and enjoy themselves. I
Why bother to humiliate yourself?
But I still have things to do: "Brother, I wonder what you want to do when you come here?"
"Hehe," the straw sandal seller said with a smile, "It's nothing. I just see that you and I are more compatible, so I specially invited you to come over and have a chat. Is this person next to you your sister or sister-in-law?"
Seeing the way he squinted at Cao Yanshuang, I couldn't help but feel a little unhappy, but I still replied: "She is neither my sister nor my sister-in-law, but my wife."
The straw sandal seller laughed: "That's my sister-in-law. To be honest with you, my sister-in-law is very charming and charming, and I really admire her. Since she is my sister-in-law, I have given up on her."
Seeing his eyes become clear, my displeasure suddenly flew to the sky. It seemed that this man was lustful but not lewd, and he was still a character.
"Since my brother has given up, I will leave." I was busy looking for Cao Cao, and I didn't bother to pay attention to him.
"Oh, no, you have misunderstood. I just wanted to express my admiration for you. Of course, the matter is not over. But before I talk about it, I must solemnly declare that although I occasionally steal other people's wives, I will never steal the wife of a true hero. Your Excellency
She is a true hero, and my sister-in-law will always be my sister-in-law." The man said solemnly.
Now that the words have come to this point, no matter whether he is pretentious or not, I can't leave immediately. I can only laugh and say: "Then what are you going to say?"
The man saw me smiling and was immediately overjoyed: "Actually, the next time I look at Xiongtai, I know that Xiongtai is a real player. In other words, you are very suitable for playing."
“What does it mean to be playable?”
"It's suitable for playing. For example, as soon as your Excellency arrived here, his eyes immediately turned around, not sparing every corner, looking wherever there was something new. To tell you the truth, it's the same for me.
If you don't play every day, you won't be happy. But I also found that brother seems to be hiding
Hiding long-term depression and sadness. But the strange thing is that the sister-in-law has clear eyes and cannot hide the happiness in her heart. There is some conflict with the brother's depression, but the strange thing is that the two can be harmonious.
, it is reflected everywhere that the husband sings and the wife follows, the joy is incomparable, it is really strange."
As the straw sandal seller talked, I became more and more frightened. This man is really a strange person in the world. He is definitely not inferior to the pork seller, or even better. It seems that I have to make good friends with this person. If I can get
For him, that was also an unexpected gain.
"Brother, I am very impressed by what I said. Now I am very impressed with you. Even if you drive me away, I still have to listen to your teachings." I cupped my hands and said.
"Hahahaha," the straw sandal seller laughed, "that's right. May I ask my brother and sister-in-law their surnames?"
"Oh, I'm Zhang Xiaoqiao, my wife is Cao Yanshuang, what is your surname?"
"Wow, my sister-in-law's surname is Cao? Is she the Cao family of Xiahou Village? I am also from this place, my surname is Cao, my given name is Cao, my first name is Mengde, and my nickname is Ah Ma. No one in Xiahou Village knows that Cao Ah Ma is also a person. What a pity.
In this world, only people appreciate the pork seller, but no one appreciates me, the straw sandals seller. It’s really unfair to judge people by their appearance.”
As Cao Cao sighed, I couldn't help being surprised and happy. It was really hard to find anything after wearing iron shoes. No matter how much I imagined, I never thought that Cao Cao would resell straw shoes. This was originally Liu Bei's business, but the system actually arranged it like this. How could it be?
Isn't it Liu Bei who wants to sell pork? As soon as I thought of this, my heart skipped a beat again. I couldn't help but look at the pork seller, and I was shocked. But at this time, Cao Cao still had to cook, so we'll talk about it after the cooking is over.
"It turns out to be Meng De. I already know that Meng De is a strange person. If Meng De doesn't dislike him, isn't afraid of living in the open, and is willing to give up such a big business, I would be very willing to help Meng De."
Cao Cao was overjoyed: "Cao is very happy to meet someone who knows what he is doing today! My sister-in-law's surname is Cao, and my brother-in-law is Cao's brother-in-law. It is really fun to follow my brother-in-law into the world. But Cao Cao has not made any achievements yet, and he has to make a big contribution for his brother-in-law first."
yes."
"Oh, what great achievements does Meng De have to accomplish?"
"Brother-in-law, come with Cao."
After saying that, Cao Cao walked straight towards the pork seller. He cupped his hands and said, "Brother Liu, please."
The pork seller also held up his hands and said, "Brother Cao, I'm here to invite you. I wonder if Brother Cao has any advice?"
Cao Cao sighed: "Brother Liu, if Cao remembers correctly, Brother Liu has been selling pork here for three years."
The pork seller also sighed: "Yes, after three years and twelve days, the sun and the moon flew by, and I gained dozens of kilograms of fat."
Cao Cao continued to sigh: "Yes, if we don't move any more, we will all be as fat as pigs. In the past, Cao Cao couldn't help but feel disgusted when he saw those guys with fat heads and big ears, but now he realizes that as long as anyone eats more meat
If you don't use your brain less, I'm afraid it will become
Fat head and big ears. To be honest with Brother Liu, Cao has been selling straw sandals here for three years and thirteen years. I thought I would just sell straw sandals for two or three days, but I didn’t expect to see Brother Liu selling them here the next day.
Pork, Cao was determined to be neighbors with heroes, so he persisted."
The pork seller couldn't help but feel horrified: "I have always heard that the Cao family is a prominent family here. I don't know why Brother Cao wants to sell straw sandals. It turns out that it is for Liu. Liu thanked him here."
Cao Cao smiled and said: "You and I are sympathetic to each other, so why say thank you. Before today, the only heroes in the world were Brother Liu and Cao Er. Cao knew that Brother Liu was depressed, so he stayed with him. But today, another hero came here, and Cao was in a dilemma.
If you want to leave Brother Liu, he will inevitably be lonely from now on; if you want to be with Brother Liu, you will be afraid of missing a hero."
The pork seller Zhengrong said: "Meng De, please go away, don't think about your old friend. Could it be that if I don't go out for a day, Meng De will not go out for a day? There is no such thing as a break in the world."
Cao Cao laughed: "There is no such thing as this in the world, but Cao Cao has thought of a better way, that is, Brother Liu and Cao go with the hero. What do you think of Brother Liu?"
The pork seller shuddered and looked over at me.
After a while, the pork seller sighed: "Brother Cao, if you don't bully me, you are truly a hero. Liu has been selling meat for three years and already likes this business. What can I do?"
I laughed: "We are both heroic guests from the end of the world, so why should we meet before? Since we meet, we are destined. Don't talk about worldly things first. We are so destined, why don't we burn incense in the sky, become sworn brothers, and then make plans to leave?"
"
The pork seller couldn't help but be stunned. Cao Cao was already laughing: "This is a very good proposal, Brother Liu. It would be great if we would marry Jinlan."
The pork seller sighed: "Well, there is a peach orchard behind my house. Although the peach blossoms have fallen and the peach fruits have been eaten, it is very suitable for me to burn incense there and pray to heaven. My two brothers please follow me.
