At this time, I heard the voice of the Queen Mother of the West coming from the wooden stick: "Prometheus, I want you to be troublesome. I cooperate well with this little brother, but you tell him these things, do you want me to kill someone and silence him?"
Prometheus was shocked: "Oh, I forgot this. Talking about people behind their backs is a villain, but talking about them to their face will lead to death. I thought you couldn't hear me, so I just acted like a villain, but it happened.
I forgot, your golden lotus is still there. You won’t really kill him, will you?”
Queen Mother Xi sneered: "With my past temper, I will definitely kill him. But since I have to rely on him to help me a second time, if I don't kill him now, I won't kill him in the future. Since you told him the beginning today, you can simply tell him everything."
I told him. I have been holding this matter back for thousands of years, and I don’t care if he goes out to tell it. It’s just that I have to let him disappear after one year from entering Beihai. In fact, in fact...
"
Queen Mother Xi sighed: "Actually, this is for his own good. He might as well forget it by then."
Suddenly Queen Mother Xi's voice became louder again: "Just for this year, as long as he doesn't talk about it, I will just let him forget about this year. I hope he will talk about it in the future. I have been holding it back for thousands of years, and I have been holding it back for thousands of years.
It’s such a good deal, I don’t want to take it into consideration now
Save face. The things some people do are always secretive and should have been known to others a long time ago. I want to have a complete showdown with him. By doing this, I have already been very worthy of him. If it were Hera, I think he
He has already left the heaven in despair."
Lao Pu also sighed: "Yes, if it weren't for my sister-in-law, Zeus would not have left Olympus. I don't understand why people have to be philanderers once they become officials. Even gods are like this."
The Queen Mother of the West sneered again: "All men are like this. Zhu Bajie doesn't care. It's just because I didn't marry him that he only thought about me. If I had married him, the Jade Emperor who is imprisoned in Tianhe today is the Jade Emperor."
Lao Pu said: "That's not necessarily the case. If you look at my brother, he doesn't care."
Queen Mother Xi sneered again: "Who knows? You have only read this book of his, and the other two books are very carefree. And after this book, you don't want to marry another person. But that's no wonder. In short, this book looks good
It’s pleasing to the eye.”
Lao Pu suddenly laughed: "Don't talk nonsense. You are thinking about the Jade Emperor and Zhu Bajie at the same time. It can be seen that women are the same when they are flirtatious."
Queen Mother Xi became excited: "How can they be the same? I really like these two men. The Jade Emperor fell in love with one when he saw it, regardless of whether there was love or not. He didn't love the Dragon Girl at all, and he actually sent nine-headed insects.
Guan Xiaolong is going too far."
"Ah?" Lao Pu and I couldn't help but be shocked, "So you have this feud with the Nine-Headed Insect, no wonder."
The Queen Mother of the West didn't speak for a while, then suddenly sighed: "This matter can't be contained in paper, and if it's leaked, it's just leaked. Okay, I won't interrupt you to tell the story. It's just that these things have been gossiped about, and when it's wrong,
I’ll say it again.”
Lao Pu was overjoyed: "If that's the case, then I'll say it. By the way, you really won't do anything to my little brother, right?"
Queen Mother Xi was furious: "Prometheus, who do you think I am, Queen Mother Xi? If I want to do bad things, I will do bad things. I will never frown, and no one dares to care. Since I said I won't kill, I won't kill."
Lao Pu then breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, I will continue to tell the story. In fact, the Queen Mother of the West has already said that the problem lies in the Jade Emperor's philandering. He is flirting with women everywhere. Do you think the wood owner is so arrogant? Since
After fulfilling the wish for the East Prince and the West Queen Mother, I naturally hope that they can be happy, but how can I see the Jade Emperor's love? As a result, when the Jade Emperor teased Chang'e
At this time, the wood owner finally brought Chang'e's husband Hou Yi to argue. But neither of them expected that this would cause them great trouble. The Jade Emperor not only secretly sent Han Zhuo to kill Hou Yi, but also beat him up.
It is said that the wood owner molested Chang'e and threw the wood owner into the beast's way, and said that since you are called the wood owner, you can go play with the sow, which is outrageous."
The Queen Mother of the West snorted, obviously agreeing very much with Lao Pu's words. Lao Pu continued: "The wood owner has become Zhu Bajie since then, and the Jade Emperor has become more confident and bold to go to Chang'e every now and then. Naturally, the Queen Mother of the West heard the news. Although Chang'e did not die in the end.
After obeying the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother of the West was resentful of Chang'e and exiled her to the Moon Palace."
I heard the Queen Mother of the West say: "She is also a woman, and I am also a woman. If you don't come to me when something happens, you don't take me seriously."
Lao Pu sighed: "This is Chang'e being nice to you. We are all women, and she thinks you are having a hard time and cannot bear to provoke you. You have misunderstood her."
The Queen Mother of the West was silent again for a while and said: "It seems that I really misunderstood her. But now she is used to living there. Hou Yi is dead and she doesn't want to remarry, so she might as well live there. How about I tell her to Zhu Bajie."
"
Lao Pu laughed: "You are causing trouble for both of them. As long as you can't make up your mind to drive the Jade Emperor out of power, never entertain this idea. You should know your husband's virtues."
The Queen Mother of the West was silent again. Lao Pu said: "Okay, let's continue telling the story. Zhu Bajie and Tang Monk learned the scriptures and finally achieved righteousness. Now he finally has time to come back and take care of this matter. In order not to inconvenience Sun Wukong and other senior brothers, he went alone
Find the Jade Emperor theory,
After five hundred battles, Sun Wukong was captured by the Jade Emperor for the last time and imprisoned in the Tianhe River where he had once served as Marshal Tianpeng. This incident caused an uproar in the heaven and the Buddhist world. Sun Wukong tried to cause trouble in the heaven again several times, but he failed
Was blocked by Tathagata. Use Tathagata
In other words, even if Zhu Bajie is outside, he only eats a few more fasting meals. Now that the Jade Emperor is shutting him down, there are causes and consequences. Zhu Bajie takes the opportunity to lose weight and practice, which is not a bad thing. When the cause and effect are resolved, there will naturally be consequences.
Someone who is destined to go to save him. If
Sun Wukong was fooling around, which was not good for Zhu Bajie, but bad for Zhu Bajie. Sun Wukong heard that what he said was reasonable, so he didn't cause trouble. Monk Sha and Monk Tang were even more good people, and they liked to turn big things into trivial things.
I also put up with this matter."
The Queen Mother of the West interjected: "That monkey is really hateful. When he stole my flat peaches, he was not afraid of anything. Now after hearing the Tathagata's nonsense about cause and effect, he won't fart."
Lao Pu smiled and said: "Actually, the Tathagata is right. The empress and the little brother are the destined people of Zhu Bajie. Whether Zhu Bajie can escape from the predicament now depends entirely on the empress and the little brother."
After a while, the Queen Mother of the West suddenly said: "Prometheus is right. It's time for me to make a decision. I want to demonstrate to the Jade Emperor. If he dares to imprison Zhu Bajie, I will let him go. If he gets angry, I will follow him."
Zhu Bajie ran away."
I finally interjected: "You are so wise. You must give the Jade Emperor a sense of crisis, otherwise he will not cherish it."
Queen Mother Xi smiled and said, "What you said is very good. By the way, take my golden lotus cloud as a token and go to Tianhe to tell those in charge to release Zhu Bajie quickly, or I will cut off their water source."
"
I couldn't help but praise from the bottom of my heart: "You are so wise and powerful. There are some people in charge of electricity in the countryside. If one family does not pay the electricity bill, they will cut off the electricity in the whole village. The common people call them electric tigers. This method of siphoning off wages from the bottom of the cauldron is very effective. I
You old man can be called a water tiger."
The Queen Mother of the West was furious: "You dare to call a beautiful woman like me a tiger, isn't it because you are so impatient?"
I was shocked: "Don't be surprised, old man. I won't dare to do it next time."
Lao Pu hurriedly tried to smooth things over: "Little brother really didn't mean it, he was just trying to flatter someone. In fact, it was because he had been hanging out with Monk Tang Sengsha and Sun Wukong for too long during this period, and he got some bad habits. Didn't you hear that?
Sing in the song?
?The young monk went down the mountain to transform into a vegetarian. The old monk told him that the woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. If you see one, you must avoid it. It can be seen that calling women tigers is very popular among the monks. It is inevitable for the little brother to be deceived. Don't be angry.
Already."
Queen Mother Xi snorted: "You two are so glib. I won't tell you anymore and just go and do your own thing. Now I am very annoyed and get angry with everyone I see."
