Yue Chuan is my best friend in college and the terrorist I fear most at the wine table. This guy who drinks Erguotou as a drink makes me drunk every time. Fortunately, when the two of us are together,
He is often the one who gets drunk, because if he doesn't rush to drink, it seems like I owe him.
Yue Chuan and I shared a dormitory, and my drinking ability gradually increased with experience points in the process of approaching Zhu Zhechi, and finally reached the level of a master. Not only my drinking ability, but also my ability to chase girls in college was also learned from Yue Chuan.
It's a pity that I only worked with him in the makeup industry for a year before I fell hopelessly in love with the man of my dreams at that time.
The lover of my dreams is the kind that is unattainable. Of course, this is just my own feeling. Every time I see that girl, I feel a sense of being out of the world. I try every means to get close to her, and she has long since passed away.
She understands what I mean. But every action I take doesn't seem to go smoothly. She doesn't seem to be satisfied with my current efforts, while I seem to be waiting for things to happen.
My love affair with the girl of my dreams eventually turned into a dilemma that neither of us could bear. Because I finally discovered in despair that I loved her so much that she looked like she was floating away from the dust. I couldn’t imagine her lying in my arms.
What does it look like? Of course, she might be lying in someone else's arms. Thinking of that look doesn't make me happy. In short, it's out of sight and out of mind. I don't want to personally break that holy picture, and would rather be cheap to someone.
A lucky guy.
No matter how my dream lover stimulated me with various love rivals that she deliberately cultivated, no matter how she cleverly surrounded me with these virtual rivals who were armed by her every day, I did not leave my abnormal state in the end.
.I finally began to understand why Wu Yazi in "Dragon Babu" fell in love with a statue. Maybe every man once liked a statue in his heart, but in the end they were not as persistent as me.
The person who is most angry about this matter is Yue Chuan. He feels that I have hurt his face. On this battlefield, I am his apprentice after all, and now I am trapped in a certain woman and can't extricate myself. He has really lost all his handsomeness.
Face.
But no matter how angry Yue Chuan was, I was not freed from this state in the end. Even when I graduated from college, I was very good at first, but my diploma was rejected because I failed to retake ten courses many times.
It was all in vain. And it was during these few years that I became a slave to literature.
Whenever I think of this, I feel that I am very despicable. Although others work for the boss, they are at worst a real person. But I have been selling myself to some illusory thing as a slave, and I am young and old.
Regardless of my fate, I still can’t get paid. Because this illusory thing is not a legal person, and the labor law cannot protect me.
But Yue Chuan never broke off contact with me after graduation. Although I disgraced his handsome face, he seemed to care more about my current situation. Whenever I heard him say: "Brother, I support your poverty."
I was so moved that my eyes watered.
You know, the person who said this is a standard money striver. Although this guy is generous to his friends, he is extremely stingy when he goes out. I once saw him sitting on three Northeastern pancakes.
He took a three-day train to a foreign city to do business. Of course, I also ate cake with him at that time. It was just that I ate one more piece than him. And the purpose of my going to that city was actually to attend the Literary PEN Conference.
Yue Chuan said that I don’t often suffer hardships like him, so he specially let me eat an extra piece of pie.
After this experience, Yue Chuan's business has been very good. When I occasionally go out with him in the future, I never get the same "preferential treatment" as that time. Yue Chuan seems to care about that experience and always feels like he owes me something.
. Even though he doesn’t actually owe me anything. Without his four pieces of pie, I would simply be hungry.
Under normal circumstances, Yue Chuan always comes to my home to see me every other month. But it has been three months recently, and he has not come to see me until today. This is why I am so bored that I have to attend a reception for literary youths.
for the sake of.
Just at the night when I was feeling sentimental against the sea breeze, I finally met Yue Chuan, whom I had not seen for a long time. He first went to my home to look for me, and then my mother, who had been paying close attention to my situation recently, accurately pointed out my location.
After entrusting me to Yue Chuan with tears in his eyes, Yue Chuan found me effortlessly.
"Young Master Dog, are you injured again?"
Seeing that it was Yue Chuan, I felt a little better, but I still beat the railing on the seaside exaggeratedly, making a desperate look: "Why are all the eunuchs dead? What if Wei Zhongxian is still here?"
Yue Chuan burst out laughing, and his laughter scared away several seagulls that were hovering above us. Then a bottle of Red Star Erguotou and two disposable wine glasses were taken out from his arms as if by magic.
I carefully held the cup tightly to prevent it from being blown away by the sea breeze. Because of my cooperation, Yue Chuan had no worries when pouring the wine.
The cooperation was completed smoothly, and two cups of hot Erguotou were already in the hands of both of us. We each took a sip, Yue Chuan made a sound of enjoying the alcohol, and my voice sounded like a moan.
"Well, it screamed a lot."
It was obvious that this guy was scolding me, but I finally laughed. It has been three months, and without this guy's harsh words, my life has faded away.
"Tell me, how did you think of me as a prodigal son after you gave up at first?" After two or three sips of wine, I began to question Yue Chuan.
"I'll kill you for lying. I went to do a big business this time. You old man just came back today, and the first thing he did was to see you. Didn't you stay alone in the empty room for too long and you became hungry?"
I punched Yue Chuan directly on the chest: "Fuck you, I dare to say that you old man is hungry."
Yue Chuan laughed again: "To compensate you for being a widow for three months, your old man brought you a good thing."
"Besides those gadgets for coaxing women, do you have any good things? Don't show them to your old man." I said deliberately to hurt him.
"Look, I have failed your good intentions again. You will be happy when you see that thing later. This is a must-have for every widowed man in the world today, just like under the pillow of a beautiful woman.
Like cucumbers." Yue Chuan still looked playful and smiling.
I couldn't help but become curious. Yue Chuan and I had been in the same room for four years, and we were like roundworms in each other's stomachs. If it was really something I didn't like, he really wouldn't give it to me.
"Let me tell you, old man, what a good thing is." I couldn't hide my curiosity that surpassed that of women.
"Have you read the newspaper? The gaming helmet has come out." Yue Chuan put away his playful smile and looked at me with a smile.
"You're not going to say that you spent 15,000 to buy a set for your old man, are you? Are you so kind?" I suddenly became interested, and I really hope that this guy has a little sense of loyalty. Although I didn't have it before
I have played games before, but I heard that such games have rich plots and are indeed the best way for down-and-out literati to pass the time and practice their internal skills.
"When did your old man treat you badly again? You have no conscience. I have handed it over to your mother. Tomorrow the official public beta of the game will begin. If you go in and take a walk around, you will know whether your old man treats you well or not." Yue Chuan still smiled.
, but there was grievance in his tone.
I was so moved at once. No matter whether Yue Chuan misunderstood or not, I rushed towards Yue Chuan's handsome face and gave it a smack with my big mouth.
Yue Chuan hurriedly pushed me away: "Rogue, please be more presentable."
I didn't care about Yue Chuan's dumbfounded expression. I picked up the cup, tilted my neck and poured it all in.
This trick really worked. Yue Chuan is not stingy with anything to his friends, but he is stingy with his wine. If I drink too fast, he will catch up immediately. This is the best way I have summed up to divert Yue Chuan's attention.
