Sister Hua went to the beach to swim alone, and Niu Er sat on the beach, muttering about his evil sword manual, thinking in his heart that he could no longer look at women. At this time, there were three women in the family.
I don’t know what’s going on. If I take another one back, I’ll have to be skinned by them!? Even my mother has to hit herself with a rolling pin and her head will be covered with bruises!
People walking by looked at Niu Er in surprise and wondered, what happened to this man? He actually put his swimming trunks on his head! Moreover, it is not sure what religion this kid believes in? This scripture seems to have no
Heard it!
After calming down a little, Niu Er took off the swimming trunks on his head. He looked around and saw the crowds coming and going, with all kinds of skins and people! The man only wore a small pair of trousers, which made his crotch bulge.
Big bag. I don’t know if the woman can save money on those clothes. She must save cloth! Alas! Why do people here dress like this!? After thinking about it, I suddenly found that the entire beach seemed to have only
I wasn't wearing a swimsuit.
People say that if a normal person lives with nine psychopaths, then this normal person is a psychopath. Those nine psychopaths are normal people. Everyone on the beach is wearing swimsuits, and only I am wearing very tacky casual clothes. Then will I?
Will he be considered a fool? Niu Er looked around for a while, and suddenly such an idea appeared in his head.
"Alas! Since everyone else is wearing them, it seems that I have to wear a swimsuit too. Don't let others think I'm a monster!" Niu Er muttered to himself and reached out to pick up the swimming trunks that Sister Hua bought for him. This
The stuff is really good and elastic! Hehe!
I looked around and saw that no one had noticed, so I took off my pants and put on my swimming trunks as fast as lightning. However, why don't I look as good as others? What's going on? Damn it!
My underwear actually got a lot bigger and was exposed outside of my swimming trunks. Eh?? Could it be that none of them were wearing underwear?? Well! That should be the case!
"hehe!"
"Haha!" Suddenly, a man and a woman walked by. Seeing Niu Er's embarrassment, they couldn't help laughing.
"Damn you! Are you laughing at me? I haven't worn it before, haven't I?" Niu Er cursed in his heart.
He plopped down and sat down on the beach, then stood up, hehe! So quickly, before others could see what was going on, they had already finished changing their clothes. What they were wearing this time was okay! Ha! Don't
Talk about it! This thing is really awesome when worn on your body! The muscles of your body are almost fully displayed.
Alas! Where should I put these clothes and pants? Niu Er turned around and suddenly saw the tent where the young lady was changing clothes just now. Sister Hua's bag was inside. By the way, let's put it in her bag first!
After a while, I came back before he came back and put on my clothes.
"Hehe! I'm really smart!" Niu Er laughed in self-appreciation, turned around and got into Sister Hua's tent.
I have to say that Sister Hua is really talented. Her travel bag contains everything she needs. She even brought her own tent. Looking at her appearance, she really wants to have some fun! She just put her things in the hotel.
Taking the tent and a small bag for clothes, I came to the sand stall.
After putting things away, Niu Er got out of the tent and strolled towards the seaside.
Swish! Swish! A strange look came from the side. Niu Er was a little confused, why do so many people look at me like this?? Damn! I even took off my pants!
Damn it! There is a beautiful woman with her mouth wide open when she looks at me! What do you want? Why do men look like that? Envy? Jealousy? Aren’t my muscles all over the body a little more developed? As for looking at me like this?
?
Niu Er ignored other people's gazes and ran towards the beach. It was better to go swimming, don't let those beauties seduce him, and he also had to read the sword manual to ward off evil!
"Plop!" Niu Er jumped into the water.
Bang bang bang! After a dog paddle, he swam towards Sister Hua who was swimming in the water.
"Pfft!" Niu Er took a breath. He hadn't swum for a long time, and it was really fun.
"Niu Er! You've almost mastered the sword technique to ward off evil! You dare to come and swim! Humph! I have a small mountain cannon, can you swim? Do you want me to rent a swimming ring for you?" Sister Hua was a little worried about Niu Er.
He knew how to swim, so he shouted.
"Gulu! Gulu!" Niu Eryi suddenly popped his head up, then sank into the water, and a burst of bubbles came up.
"Niu Er!... Niu Er! Are you okay?" Sister Hua shouted hurriedly.
The water splash dispersed, but Niu Er disappeared.
"Oh my God! Don't let anything happen to this damn kid!" After shouting for a long time, Niu Er didn't come out. Sister Hua became anxious and spoke out Niu Er's dialect. She got into the water with a splash and went to find Niu Er.
Already.
After searching for a while in the water, there was no sign of Niu Er. With a splash, Sister Hua emerged from the water again and took a deep breath. Just as she was about to dive into the water again, she saw a splash of water in the distance.
, Niu Er emerged from the water. He even held a big shell in his hand!
"Sister Hua! Look, I found this from the sand and mud at the bottom of the water! Doesn't it look good!?" Niu Er shouted excitedly.
"Damn Niu Er! You want to scare me to death!?" Sister Hua hurriedly swam over, jumped on Niu Er, hugged Niu Er, and pulled him to the shallow water. If this Niu Er
If something really happened, I wouldn't be able to explain it to Chen Hao. I even took 10,000 yuan from him!
"Hey! Sister Hua! It's okay, I can swim! Look, I didn't find such a big shell for you!" Niu Er explained hurriedly.
"That won't work! You dare to dive into such deep water. What if something happens? How can I explain it to Chen Hao? You little mountain cannon, don't make trouble for me!" Sister Hua pulled Niu.
When they reached the shallow water, they took a breath and stood up from the water.
"Oh my god! Niu Er! Did you steal someone's ham? Why did you stuff it into your swimming trunks?" As soon as she stood up, Sister Feng pushed Niu Er into the water again.
He asked with a blush.
"What kind of ham sausage? I didn't steal it! My, my thing is so big! You can wear these pants like this, I, I can't help it!" Niu Er looked helpless, this thing is so long
Not even big!
"Who are you kidding? Even though I haven't used it, I know what's going on with that thing! Take it out quickly and throw it away, don't let anyone see the joke! If you want to eat it, we can buy it ourselves when we get back. You can't steal it.
Do you know what other people are doing!?" Sister Hua glared at Niu Er and said angrily.
"I...I really didn't steal it. There's no way to throw this thing away!" Niu Er said with a grimace. Sister Hua did the same, how could she not believe in herself! Throw it away? Throw it away after throwing away my three wives.
Don't kill me!
"Do you have to force me to do it!? You have to take it out for you before you can admit it, right?" After saying this, Sister Hua reached out and pulled out Niu Er's swimming trunks.