"Ugh... Damn it! What a bully! My wife is sleeping with someone else, and she has to ask me to pay for it! Damn it! Can you give me some self-respect?" Wu Neng said with tears in his eyes.
"Look at your virtue! Why are you peeing? You might not be able to have a eldest son for only fifteen yuan! How suitable! How much can you spend to buy a biological son? Besides, if you are serious
Yes, can I still think of this method? Do you think I am willing to carry the reputation of a broken shoe?" Zhao Cuihua reached out and hit Wu Neng and cursed.
"Nah! That's not my biological child, is it?" Wu Neng said with a bitter face.
"What are you talking about? Isn't my biological child also your biological child?" Zhao Cuihua said, knocking Wu Neng's head.
"Well! What if his mother doesn't let him come tomorrow?" Wu Neng asked.
"He will definitely come for the money-making job! Don't forget to go find him tomorrow!" After Zhao Cuihua said that, she turned over and went to sleep.
"Hey! Hey...! Why did you turn around? Come here! We haven't...!" Wu Neng reached out and pulled Zhao Cuihua and said.
"Go away...! I have to take good care of myself, and I have to get you a big fat son tomorrow!" Zhao Cuihua said with a wave of her hand.
“…”
Yu Jiali was arguing with her brother at home! The two of them were fighting fiercely.
"Jia Li! Are you really in love with that Niu Er? Let me tell you, that silly boy is six years younger than you! And he is so stupid! How can you like him!? If you really
I absolutely disagree that I like him. With your appearance, you have to find a son from a village cadre’s family! You see, Guan Min’er looks so small, so she married the village chief’s son.
, you are no worse than Guan Miner, why can't you marry a cadre's family!" Yu Qilong said, clapping his hands.
"Brother! You just don't want me to get married, do you? As soon as you heard that a boy wanted to get close to me, you yelled and scolded me. Guan Min'er is good, he married the village chief's son! But now he has become
You're a widow! Really! I think you are sick and you don't have wife anxiety!" Yu Jiali also shouted.
"You damn girl! You actually said that about your brother! That's good! I'll trade you back for a wife tomorrow!"
"You...! You must have had this idea for a long time! Humph!" Yu Jiali was so angry that she sat down on the chair and got angry.
"You can't marry Niu Er if you don't have this intention! How can you have a good life with his poor family? I, I'm doing this all for your own good!" Yu Qilong saw that his sister really took it seriously.
, hurriedly changed the subject and said.
"I didn't say I wanted to marry him. This was all spread by people in the village. It was said that you beat Lang San to help Niu Er. I didn't expect this at all! I just asked Niu Er to help you catch him once.
Frog! In fact, these news came out because of you!" Yu Jiali said weakly. She never thought that these news came from Guan Min'er.
"Ah? Is this still my...my fault?"
The next day, Niu Er had just come out from home to do odd jobs in the village. Suddenly Wu Neng appeared in front of him. Niu Er was really shocked, thinking that Wu Neng
"Wu... Wu...! I didn't go...!" Niu Er didn't know what to say.
"You are so stupid! Niu Er! Go to my house tonight, and I will give you twelve yuan later!" Wu Neng said to Niu Er.
"Ah?!" Niu Er was confused and didn't know what Wu Neng meant.
"Ah what? I let you go to my house tonight, and I'll give you twelve yuan! I let you pick up this bargain, what do you want in return? By the way, if your mother asks, you can
He told me to help my family unload the goods. Do you hear me? You must go at night! Otherwise, I will have to come to you!" After Wu Neng said that, he turned around and left, feeling this in his heart, damn it! How could he spend money to ask others to cuckold him?
Damn it? I...I...I am really not a man! Wu Neng couldn't help but slap himself in the mouth.
Village Chief Fu was about to go to the village branch after breakfast when suddenly Guan Miner came in from outside and said: "Dad! Go to the village!? The door of our chicken rack is broken, and the chickens ran out at dawn.
, I don’t know whether there are eggs or not. It’s easy to lose eggs like this. Why don’t you take the time to repair it!”
"Ah? Ahem!" Village Chief Tomi coughed twice. He is also the head of a village. How can he do this kind of work? But his daughter-in-law can't do this kind of work either?
"Dad! Hee hee! Why don't you ask Niu Er to take some time to come over when he's not busy. He has been doing odd jobs with the carpenter for a few days, so he should be able to nail a chicken rack door!" Guan Min
Er suddenly smiled secretly and said.
"Hey! Haha! That's the same. Why didn't I think of it? I'll ask him to come over later!" Village Chief Fu was happy when he heard this and nodded in agreement.
Guan Min'er felt happy when the village chief Fu left. She went out to help the village chief's wife clean up the house.
"Mom! I heard that the neighboring village invited two people to play today, and many people in the village went to see it. Why don't you go and join in the fun?" Guan Min'er said to her mother-in-law while washing the dishes.
"Really? The conditions in the neighboring village are good. Every year they invite a few two-person movies and so on. I'll go after I pack my things. Are you going?" the mother-in-law turned around and asked.
"I'm not going! I don't like to watch duo games! Besides, someone has to look after the house at home! You can go! I'll look after the house at home! I'll prepare the meal at noon and wait for you to come back for dinner!" Guan Min'er said.
"Haha! That's good! Then I'll be relieved!" The mother-in-law smiled happily, this daughter-in-law is really sensible!
Niu Er came to the village and followed the carpenter Master Zhu to look for anything else that needed repairing. In fact, there was nothing to repair for a long time, but it was just to work as a day laborer, and there was no job here.
"Niu Er! Come here!" Village Chief Fu came over and called Niu Er over: "Niu Er! You have been working with Master Zhu for several days. You should be able to nail and mend nails, right? Bring a few nails with you.
Go to our house with Hammer and help me repair the chicken rack door! Come back when you’re done!”
"Hey! I...I can repair it!" Niu Er responded, turned around, took some nails and a hammer and went to the village chief's house.
"Niu Er! Silly boy! Come in quickly!" As soon as Guan Miner saw Niu Er coming, he hurriedly let Niu Er into the house. He turned around and saw that no one was outside, so he went over and locked the door.
"Sister Min'er! The village chief asked me to come over and help you repair the chicken rack door!" Niu Er said to Guan Min'er.
"Yeah! I know this! Don't worry! Come on, tell your sister first, are you still a man?" Guan Min'er pulled Niu Er and said with a weird smile.
"Yeah! Sister! I'm a man now! I can stand very tall!" Niu Er said, taking off his pants and picking up the big guy.
"Haha! Niu Er! Now let you pass the final test. As long as you can pass it, you will be a real man." Guan Min'er said, lifting up her skirt and taking off her panties. A black triangle was revealed on Niu Er's face.
in front of my eyes.
Niu Er's eyes widened immediately, and he could barely close his mouth. He swallowed hard, "Nima!" The white areas are so white, and the black areas are so dark!
"Guan Min'er...? Guan Min'er...?" Suddenly two shouts came from outside the gate.
"Fuck! Who is it? This is really not the right time!" Guan Min'er almost fainted, her heart was pounding and her breathing was a little messy. When the big guy holding Niu Er was about to clear the level, who was this?
Long eyes, damn, this can easily make you sick!
Guan Miner hurriedly put on her clothes and told Niu Er to go out from the back window to the chicken rack at the top of Fangshan to repair the door of the chicken rack. Then she walked out of the house.
Standing outside the gate was Yu Jiali, who came to see Guan Min'er to watch Er Er Zhuan.
"Guan Min'er! What are you doing at home? And the door is closed so tightly?" Yu Jiali shouted outside the door.
"You idiot! You can't open the small door when the main door is closed? The small door isn't locked either!" Guan Min'er went over and took off the iron chain on the small door with a bang. It turned out that the iron chain on top was Guan Min'er.
Min'er floated on it. Guan Min'er did this just to be afraid of someone suddenly breaking in so that she could make a sound.
"Tch! Who knew your door was still unlocked? Let's go! Let's go see Errenzhuan!" Yu Jiali said.
"No! I still have to look after the house at home! My mother-in-law went to see Errenzhuan!" Guan Min'er shook her head hurriedly, and suddenly there was the sound of hammering something. Guan Min'er hurriedly continued: "What's more... you
That little lover is still in our house helping us repair the chicken rack door! Otherwise, don’t go, I will create an opportunity for you to come in and date your little lover! Hehe!" Guan Miner said.
Saying this, I was secretly blaming: You stupid Niu Er, just wait a little longer to nail the nails! If you wait a little longer, I will send Yu Jiali away!