"Niu Er! You are really powerful! I usually see you as a very honest person, but when you fight, you are really unambiguous! So many people are beating you and you don't even care! You are better than the martial arts in the movie
Movie stars are so awesome!" Shui Ling'er stared at Niu Er with fiery eyes, and suddenly saw Ye Xiaoqian's eyes looking over at him, and hurriedly lowered her eyes to the ground.
"Hehe! In fact, I am really good at fighting! But this Eagle Iron Man seems to be even more powerful! If I hadn't fought hard with him, I might have been beaten badly by him! Hehe! But, no
I know why, when I made up my mind to fight him to the end, I suddenly felt that I had endless strength, and this strength seemed to be endless!" Niu Er said with a smile.
"Niu Er! Tomorrow I want you to be my full-time bodyguard and follow me at any time!" Ye Xiaoqian suddenly pouted and said.
"Bodyguard? Well, that's not possible! I still have a lot of things to do! I have four wives in the city who are about to give birth to children, I still have a hotel at home, and my mother needs to be taken care of, and
More than 20 villages in our town want me to urge them to spend money in my hotel, so that I can make money, right? Haha! Sister Xiaoqian! Otherwise, my name is Tie Suo
Come and follow you!" Niu Er said hurriedly. This little girl is really in some trouble. It seems that she needs to discuss it with Pan Wenjie. If she doesn't like the mother-daughter partnership, then she should find a family for her to marry as soon as possible.
!But if the mother and daughter...cough! How could I have such an asshole idea? Bang! Niu Er slapped himself on the face!
"What are you doing? How do you hit yourself!?" Shui Ling'er raised her head in surprise and asked.
"I...hehe! I just suddenly thought that if I can't beat them, I will hurt you! If you really get hurt because of this, I...!"
"Niu Er!...!" Shui Ling'er's eyes suddenly turned red. Unexpectedly, the words Niu Erhu made up touched a girl's heart! If Niu Er hadn't already had a wife, she would have really wanted to
Promised!
Ye Xiaoqian was the same, she was greatly moved, but when she saw Shui Ling'er and Niu Er sitting together, while she was driving here, huh!
Squeak! The car suddenly stopped!
"Niu Er! You drive!" Ye Xiaoqian pouted and angrily got out of the car, asking Niu Er to come over.
"Go!" Shui Ling'er pushed Niu Er and motioned for him to drive over.
Niu Er hurriedly got out of the car and came to the driving position. Ye Xiaoqian took a detour to the side and sat in the passenger seat.
"Niu Er! How are your driving skills? Be careful, it's okay if you go slower, but nothing will happen!" Ye Xiaoqian said while looking at Niu Er, blinking and blinking! What is this?
?
"Xiao-Qian! If you don't want anything to happen, stop blinking! Otherwise, something will really happen to me!" Niu Er said with a bitter face. There was such a beautiful woman who kept using her skills on him.
Charming, how can I concentrate on driving?
"Huh! Big stupid cow! You are really stupid!" Ye Xiaoqian leaned on her seat and became silent in anger! It's so annoying! Just now, she was talking and laughing with Shui Ling'er, making flirtatious looks, so why can't she refuse?
Come and have fun with me! Huh! This beautiful woman like me is really a failure!
"Ding ding ding!" Suddenly there was a phone ringing. Niu Er hurriedly took out his cell phone.
"Niu Er! Chen Hao called and asked you to come back and prepare. He will pick us up in the next two days and go to Wudang Mountain together!" Sister Hua's voice came from the phone.
"Sister Hua! I understand! I will go back tomorrow morning!" Niu Er responded hurriedly.
"Niu Er! Where are you going?" Ye Xiaoqian suddenly asked.
Shui Ling'er also opened her eyes wide and wanted to ask, but Ye Xiaoqian beat her to it.
"I'm going home, and then someone asked me to go to Wudang Mountain to help me find a master to practice martial arts! Hehe! I will definitely become more powerful by then!" Niu Er said with great pride.
"I...I want to play with you!" Ye Xiaoqian said suddenly.
"This... I'm afraid this won't work! Chen Hao didn't say he could take others with him!" Niu Er said hurriedly.
"Tch! You just don't want to take me there!" Ye Xiaoqian pouted, leaned on her seat and stopped looking at Niu Er.
Finally arriving home, Niu Er sent Ye Xiaoqian and Shui Ling'er home, then took a taxi back home alone.
"Niu Er! You're back!" As soon as Niu Er entered the house, Leng Shuangyue, Yu Jiali, Wang Feng, and Juanzi immediately surrounded him.
"Hehe!, I, I, I'm back!" Niu Er saw some uneasiness in the hungry eyes of several women. What's wrong with these women? Why are they so hungry and thirsty like wolves! Cha!
Don’t you want to play with yourself?
"Hehe! Niu Er! Come in! Let's take a look at that landscape painting... Hehe!" Several women smiled obscenely and dragged Niu Er into the house. It was impossible not to come in.
Before Niu Er could do anything, several women had already ripped off his clothes! Niu Er was pushed down on the bed.
"Wow! The painting is still there! But it's a little blurry! Do you think it was rubbed by them?"
"Well! It should be! This awesome guy must be looking for a woman outside! Then should we use rock, paper, scissors to solve the problem?"
"Niu Er! Tell the truth, are you playing with women? Tell me the truth!"
"Okay! We'll believe you for now, but! Today we have prepared another picture for you! The little white rabbit picking a big mushroom! Hahaha!" It seems that the women have already designed it.
He excitedly took out his paintbrush and started painting on Niu Er's body.
"You don't want to paint anymore, I have to go back tomorrow, I want to go back to the village!" Niu Er shouted hurriedly.
"What? What are you doing back in the village?" Several women were stunned and asked hurriedly.
"Chen Hao called and said he would take me to Wudang Mountain to find a master to learn martial arts! I have to go back tomorrow to prepare! Chen Hao will come to our house to find me!" Niu Er said hurriedly. If he really draws a little white rabbit on himself to pick mushrooms
, if someone discovers him when he arrives at Wudang Mountain, he will be laughed to death.
"Tch! There's no time to play! If you really go to learn martial arts, how long will it take? If you're not at home, what are we going to do?" Yu Jiali pouted, as if she was deflated.
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Damn it! Am I just here for you guys to play with? Niu Er is completely speechless! Alas! It’s really hard for this wife to have one child!
"Tch! Who cares! Let's finish painting first! Anyway, we have fun today!" After speaking, Leng Shuangyue splashed ink on Niu Er's body to show off her skills!
"Hehe! Then... let's draw it first and then talk about it!" Several women laughed and started drawing too!
"Damn it! Are you my wife? I don't want to play like this...!"
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A car was speeding on the road, and Niu Er was humming a tune. Damn it! I finally have a chance to come back, hee hee! I got rid of those four pregnant wives. I must have a good intimacy with sister Miner when I come back today.
Wait! By the way, I haven’t been with Sister Miner for a long time! Sister Miner must have missed me too. Oh! I can finally let this little bird fly!
(Thanks for the ticket support of Lei Feifei Children's Shoes! Recommend to my friends: "The Ups and Downs of the End of the World" is a very good article! I look forward to your watching! It's free now! Go and have a look) There are consecutive classes on Sunday! Today