The audience burst into laughter. Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue, who were sitting on the left and right of Niu Eryi, didn't say anything. They weren't cold at all. They didn't take these sensitive words seriously. They just laughed along with them.
Laughing. However, Shui Ling'er next to him blushed and hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to tease Niu Er's son. The little calf's ears were plugged, but he was indeed very happy. He was not happy in Shui Ling'er's arms.
Instead of sleeping, he rolled his big eyes and kept looking at the stage. Needless to say, he will also be a little pervert in the future.
The performance continues on the stage. Male: Let me break the news to everyone. There are many duo actors who work in pairs, and they are all couples! However, my partner and I are not a couple!
Woman: Yes! We are just partners, not a couple!
Man: But we sleep together!
The woman pointed at Mr. Chi, who was shouting the loudest, and said: Go! Who is sleeping with you? Stop talking so nonsense! If you say this, the big brother next to you will not be happy! Hehe!
Man: What's going on? You still want to sleep with your eldest brother for a night?
Woman: I do have that in mind, but I’m afraid that the eldest sister next to me will beat me up! Haha!
"Okay! Reward! Fifty!" Mr. Chi suddenly stood up, pulled out a fifty yuan bill and shouted.
"Nah! You're really pretending!" Niu Er cursed in a low voice!
"Hey! It doesn't matter to us if someone has money! Let's watch the show! It's rare for a few of us to come out today, so don't cause trouble!" Guan Min'er pulled Niu Er's clothes and said softly.
Man: Thank you! Thank you! I’ll let her sleep with you tonight! Haha!
A service staff went over and took the money.
The actor added: Let me tell you, it is not easy for the two of us to become actors. Especially with the current social development, it is not easy to perform in any theater now.
Woman: Why is it not easy?
Man: There are unspoken rules! Have you all heard of this word now? There are unspoken rules for the two of us in this industry!
Woman: Have you met? Who gave you the unspoken rules? Hehe!
Man: I...I look like this. I want to be unspoken, but no one pays attention to me. I tell you, but you must not say it was me who said it, absolutely! You can't say it.
That's what I said!
Woman: What's going on? It's so mysterious?
Man: Hey! Audience friends, after watching our program, you must pay attention to the couple coming up behind! That couple is a couple, both good-looking, talented and beautiful! They are much better than the two of us!
Woman: Who said that, I’m pretty pretty too!
Man: Listen to me, but they cannot sleep together every day! You see, our partners are not a couple, but we sleep together every day. They are a couple, but it is difficult to sleep together!
Woman: How do you know! That’s nonsense!
Man: Hehe! Let me tell you, I met him yesterday. Yesterday I was looking for the owner of this big theater to talk about today's performance. As soon as I arrived at the door of his office, I saw the man squatting at the door wiping tears.
Oh! I went over and asked: What's wrong with you? Is it because the boss won't let you perform here?
The boy said: No! Others performed for fifty yuan a performance, but the boss gave me two hundred!
I said, why are you crying? Are you crying for joy?
The boy shook his head and said nothing. Just at this moment, his wife came out of the office, tying her clothes while coming out! I understood at a glance, this is how the two hundred yuan per game came from!
Just then the stage director came over. The stage director was a woman. At first glance, she saw that the silly boy was handsome. She waved her hand and said: You! Come in with me!
This guy followed the female director into her office for no apparent reason. Half an hour later, this guy came out holding up his pants.
I asked: Why did you go in? What did she say? In what order did she ask you to line up?
The guy said again: It doesn't matter which show it is, but my performance fee has been increased to 250!
"Oh...!" Suddenly there was another burst of laughter from the audience!
"Okay! Okay! Reward...one hundred!" Mr. Chi stood up again, holding a hundred-dollar bill and shouted.
"Nah! This bastard!" Niu Er reached out and pulled out two hundred-yuan bills and was about to stand up.
"What are you doing? You can't spend it like this if you have money! Go out later and use the money to buy some clothes for Shui Ling'er! Ling'er shows you that your son is very tired!" Guan Min'er reached out and grabbed the second-hand cow.
said the hundred dollar bill in it.
Shui Ling'er blushed, glanced at Niu Er, and lowered her head.
Next, the two people on the stage sang a little hat and played something else! The audience cheered and applauded for a while. Mr. Chi in the front gave him rewards. Finally, I saw the actors on the stage.
During the pushing and pulling scene, he actually put his hand directly into the arms of the woman next to him, and he screamed with pride several times!
Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue leaned on Niu Er's arms. When they heard the dirty jokes on the stage, their faces flushed. They looked even more beautiful. Niu Er felt proud, hugging him from left to right.
Two super beauties! Damn! There is nothing more awesome than this!
Shui Ling'er held Niu Er's son in her arms, concealing her beating heartbeat. Now she knew why her parents didn't let her look at things before.
The performance was finally over, and everyone was walking out one after another. Because they were in the front row, they were now walking at the back. They simply sat there and waited for the crowd to disperse. Suddenly, Mr. Chi hugged the woman and kissed and nibbled on the other side.
Turning around and wanting to go out,
Turning around, I suddenly saw Niu Er holding two women, and they were two stunning beauties! Looking back at my woman, I usually thought she looked pretty, but now she was so different compared to others! I was so envious.
Jealous eyes cast over.
"Hmph!" Niu Er was so awesome this time. He deliberately made a proud gesture, hugged Guan Min'er and Leng Shuangyue even tighter, stood up and walked out. Shui Ling'er hugged the calf and hurriedly followed.
In the back.
As soon as they walked out of the theater door, the strong sunlight outside suddenly dazzled the eyes. Several people got used to it, turned around and walked towards their cars.
"Sir! We hope you can donate some love to the charity project fund-raising event!" Suddenly, a beautiful voice came.
Niu Er turned around and saw two tables and a banner set up on the roadside. It turned out to be a fundraiser for Project Hope! Several girls dressed as students were promoting it to the crowds on the roadside under the scorching sun.
"Let's donate some!" Guan Min'er suddenly took Niu Er's hand and said.
"Yeah!" Niu Er responded, took out two hundred-yuan bills and walked over.
"Sir! Donate some money to the Hope Project! On behalf of those children who cannot afford to go to school, we thank you!" Suddenly a girl greeted Mr. Chi behind Niu Er and the others and said with a smile.
"Go away! Huh! Who knows if you are lying!" Mr. Chi yelled angrily.