Shaolin Temple feels like a fairyland in the early morning. Halfway up the mountain is shrouded in clouds and mist. Among the clouds and mist, you can see green pines and ancient pagodas and peaks. What a beautiful scenery.
It's a pity that Niu Er didn't care about watching this at all. He got up early in the morning, grabbed the beef and green onions prepared by the four little snakes, and wolfed it down.
"Niu Er, you said you brought us here to learn kung fu, not to be your mother. Look at you, you are so good at being beaten all day long, and you still want us to serve you food and drink. You are trying to find ways to make us Learn some Shaolin Kung Fu," Yan Yan came over angrily and yelled at Niu Er.
"What's so great about Shaolin Kung Fu? Those monks were still beaten to the point of rolling and crawling by me," Niu Er said without raising his head.
"Come on, why are you bragging? You're beaten to the point where you're almost rolling and crawling," Chi Lian said disdainfully from the side.
"I don't believe you, but you are practicing snake boxing, which requires flexibility and speed. Why don't you find the steepest mountain and climb it twenty times a day. In three months, you will definitely be more powerful than your master," Niu Er suddenly said said.
"What? That's considered practice. Didn't you get water in your head from being beaten?" Zhuye Qing came over and touched Niu Er's head and said.
"Hehehe, Zhuyeqing, you feel bad, hahaha," several people nearby burst into laughter immediately.
"Go away, you are making fun of me again," Zhu Yeqing suddenly blushed.
Bang, the big copper door was opened again, and Niu Erer walked in carrying a box of liquor. There were six bottles in one box. Four bottles of yesterday's box were consumed. It was obviously not enough today, so Niu Er I brought a box with me.
Ha...haha, when the Eighteen Bronze Man who had been waiting inside saw Niu Er come in, he hahaha changed a few formations to regain his prestige, but when he saw Niu Er carrying a box of liquor, he was really I'm a little dizzy. This kid is really evil. No matter how badly he's beaten, he'll still be vigorous and vigorous after drinking a bottle of wine. Moreover, he doesn't go out at all, he just keeps beating inside, which makes these bronze men's hands frightened. .
"What are you yelling for? Look, I'm telling you all to get down today," Niu Er put down the wine box and rushed forward.
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"Master, this Niu Er is really evil. He has thick skin and thick flesh. He didn't do much after being beaten yesterday, but he is still so happy today," the young monk next to Master Huiren said when he saw Niu Er's vigorous appearance. .
"Well, it's a once-in-a-hundred-year chance. This kid is quite evil," Master Huiren nodded and said.
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Three days later, Niu Er staggered out of the bronze door. Immediately, two young monks came over, supported Niu Er, and headed towards the back mountain where Niu Er lived.
After returning to his residence, Niu Er lay down on his temporary bed, wondering why the four little snakes were there. Could it be that they really didn't want to serve him and ran home? These unscrupulous prodigal mothers You guys, alas, my heart is so cold.
Niu Er picked up a bottle of white wine, opened it with a bang, and the bottle was half full. Then he returned to bed with the bottle.
"Oh, I'm so exhausted," Chi Lian's voice said
"Sister, I can't walk anymore. Oh, I'm so exhausted. I didn't expect you to really listen to that bastard. Aren't you looking for trouble," the glasses said in a strange voice.
"I, I'm tired too, but I thought maybe what this idiot said actually makes sense. Let's take it as a mountain climbing exercise," Hei Jin said as he opened the door.
The four beautiful snakes walked in with tired looks. As soon as they came in, they fell down on the bed next to them and stopped moving. They also carried a large bag of food in their glasses. They came to Niu Er and put them on the small table next to them. He fell next to Niu Er: "Damn Niu Er, you were beaten so badly and you paid us such bad attention. We have climbed the mountain ten times today and our legs are weak."
"Hehe, hehe, glasses, this is my bed, you lie next to me..., hehe,"
"You dare to think of evil things after being beaten to such a level. Hurry up and eat your food. I don't care whose bed it is. I can't move." Glasses said and suddenly glanced at Zhuyeqing, and then said: "Zhuyeqing, Don't be jealous, I'm just too tired to move, I don't want to snatch your stupid cow,"
"Go aside, grab it if you want, I don't care," Zhu Yeqing said with a white eye.
"Hey, hey, look how tired you are, why don't you drink some with me, this white wine is very useful," Niu Er said, shaking the bottle of wine in his hand.
"It's... it's true. This stuff is so spicy that it doesn't taste good, but maybe it can really relieve fatigue," Hei Jin said with some hesitation. He came over and reached for the wine bottle. He hesitated and opened his mouth to drink. Big mouth.
"Pfft, ah... ah... it's so spicy," Hei Jin patted his chest and shouted with his mouth wide open.
"Hahaha, Senior Sister, when did you believe what these idiots said?" The three people next to me laughed heartily.
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A month later, the young monk next to Master Huiren trotted to Master Huiren's room and shouted: "Master, Master, this Niu Er is so awesome. All the brothers in Bodhidharma Hall are a little overwhelmed every hour." I can't stand it anymore. This kid can knock down a person with just one fist. If this continues, the 180 disciples of Bodhidharma Hall will not... not... yet... now this guy will drink six or seven bottles of liquor a day. ,"
"Oh, then why don't you let them use sticks," Master Huiren suddenly said.
"Ah..., hehe, I know, I'll tell them right away," the little monk ran out.
"It seems that this Niu Er will definitely be better than Jingyuan in the future. Haha, where did this old man Xu find such a strange person?" Master Huiren said to himself after the young monk left.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Er was dragged back to the hut by the four little snakes and cursed.
"What, Niu Er, if you weren't a big stupid cow, your brain would really be flooded. Why are you working as a teaching assistant here and being beaten like this all day long? You have so many wives at home. You, it’s not like you don’t have money to spend,” Glasses said as he took a bottle of wine and handed it to Niu Er, which became a drink in Niu Er’s eyes.
"You don't understand," Niu Er took the wine bottle and took a big gulp, then reached out and grabbed the beef and chewed it.
"Niu Er, I suddenly feel that you are quite a man. Even after being beaten like this, you didn't cry out and flinch. We can now climb mountains twenty times a day, and climbing mountains every day is not as tiring as before. , maybe what you said is really right," Hei Jin said suddenly.
"Hey, I'm right, what you need now is not the number of times you climb the mountain, but the speed. You need to get faster every time," Niu Er Niu said coaxingly, hum, finally a woman convinced him, Niu Er Niu Niu said coaxingly.