Niu Er was walking alone on the street, fiddling with a few coins in his hand. Oops! He ran out in such a hurry that he didn't even bring his wallet. These coins were carried with him as concealed weapons.
Alas! She didn't even come when the prodigal woman called her. If he hadn't been practicing the Hundred Days Magic Kung Fu, he would have had to run back to make her feel better. Humph!
When I think of the Hundred Days Magic, I count on my fingers that there are about twenty days, oh! How can I survive the eighty days left? It’s not easy to live without women!
Damn it! As soon as I had this idea, my little brother reacted, no! I'd better think of something else! Oh! I spanked Hu Dahai's butt today. It is said that although Hu Dahai's kung fu is slightly inferior to the elder of Bodhidharma Hall of Shaolin Temple,
But it's not bad
Dodge. So if I were to face those elders alone, I should be able to decide the outcome. Don't tell me, my skills have really improved by leaps and bounds. Hehe! Your sister! I should.
He is quite a genius!
As I was walking, I suddenly looked up and saw groups of elderly people coming out for morning exercises. Fitness teams were formed one after another, including those who boxed, practiced swordsmanship, and some did aerobics. There was even one person who was playing with gadgets and walking alone.
. Some held two fitness balls in their hands and spun them around, while others held two walnuts in their hands and rubbed them around. They said that this thing can train the fingers to be flexible, and many people like it.
I wiped it! This old man actually held two eggs in his hand! He was rubbing them and they were cracking! The eggs were broken! He turned around and found a stone bench to sit down, and peeled off the egg skin. It was cooked!... He took it out of his pocket again.
Come out with a bag of pure milk, eat eggs, and drink milk! Damn it, you are living a nourishing little life!
Suddenly, an old man came over with a bird cage in his hand. The bird in the cage was singing very happily. It was obvious that the old man was very proud of it and had a proud look on his face.
"Haha! Old Suntou! I brought out your cock again! This bird really likes to call, and the call is very nice!" Several uncles nearby immediately gathered around and praised the bird for its beautiful call.
The old man was even more proud.
At this time, another one came over, carrying a cage in his hand, and there was a myna in it! A pure black myna! They say that this kind of bird can talk, and sure enough, this myna shook his head and looked left and right, and he looked around when he saw people.
Say: Good morning! Good morning!
"Wow! This myna is really awesome!" Niu Er was curious and walked over.
"Oh! Lao Li! You are a good myna! You have learned how to say hello! You are really a good myna! People say that the pure black myna is smart, and they are right. Come! I will give you some melon seeds to eat!"
The old man immediately turned around and surrounded the myna. One of them even took out melon seeds and fed them to the myna.
The old Suntou who was holding the bacon next to him was not happy. He was praising his bacon just now. Why did he turn around and start surrounding the myna? Isn’t it just that he can say a few words? What’s so good about it? It’s still there
You can’t scream so nicely!
Lao Suntou was not happy, but he also came over. He shook the bird cage and said, "Lazi! Call everyone twice!"
"$$$$" This myna was really obedient and jumped up and down, and the call was really nice.
"The chirping bird...has no meat to eat! The chirping bird...has no meat to eat!" The Lazi bird just called a few times, and suddenly the myna next to it shouted.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!" The onlookers all laughed immediately. Lao Li, who was carrying Bago, curled his lips in pride!
"Hey! Lao Li! How can you teach this thing to learn this? Don't you just want to get in trouble with me!" Lao Suntou became unhappy and shouted to Lao Li.
"Hey...hey! This...this is not taught by me, this is my grandson...playing with mynas, just saying that casually. Who knows he will learn it! Hehe! Old grandson! You follow
How angry is it!? Hahahahaha!" Lao Li deliberately omitted the head of the old grandson and called him the old grandson! He even burst out laughing.
The old grandson became even more angry, his face turned red. He raised his hand angrily and pointed at Lao Li and shouted: "Old Li! Straighten your tongue before talking to me. Who are you calling grandson?"
"Straighten it out? Can you speak without bending your tongue? Can you tell us one!" Lao Li shouted unconvinced.
"Your uncle's! Your uncle's!" Suddenly, the myna next to me shouted again!
"Ah! Okay! Lao Li! Now you two are bullying me? Ah! Believe it or not, I killed it!" Lao Sun was unambiguous, referring to Bago and Lao Li as the two fathers.
"Hey! If we are father-in-law, then you have to call him Uncle Eighth! From now on, don't be too big or small!"
"I call it Uncle Eight? You didn't take any medicine?"
"It's only right that you call him Uncle Eighth! Because your last name itself means you are two generations behind! Hahaha!" Lao Li laughed proudly.
"Hahaha!" Several old men next to him also laughed.
"Humph! I have nothing to say to people like you! You have no culture and no quality!" Lao Suntou angrily picked up the bird cage and turned around and left.
"Hey! These old guys are really funny!" Niu Erzheng stood aside and watched the fun, smiling at Zheng Zheng's enthusiasm.
"Hey! You stupid boy! What are you looking at? Have you never seen a walking bird?" Old Sun turned his head and saw Niu Er smiling happily, and all his anger was directed at him.
"Hey! Uncle! I didn't provoke you! What are you doing? Why are you angry at me?" Niu Er was confused for a moment! Hey! I'm just a spectator, why are you angry with me?
ah?
"What's wrong with getting angry at you? What's the fun for a kid? Do you understand if I give you a bird?" Lao Suntou scolded.
"I really don't understand you, a bird! But you can call a few times, but it's nothing nice or not! Look at those eight people, they can talk with their mouths, and they can say a lot! How fun! What if?
I'm told to buy it, and I'll buy those eight too! Hey... uncle! Do you want to sell that myna? Otherwise, you can sell it to me!" Niu Er didn't think too much, he really didn't know how to appreciate birds.
Yell! I just thought that myna was funny, so I said that.
"Haha! Young man! You know what you're selling at first sight. However, I'm not for sale, my myna! This is my pet!" Lao Litou was even happier. Some people said to his face that Lao Suntou's bacon was not good, and his own
Hello, myna! This makes me so angry! This old man got such a little bird some time ago, and it makes a lot of noise. Huh! In order to destroy his prestige, I went to the bird market and bought this.
When Bago comes back, how can he sell it to others?
"Hey! You little brat! Are you here to cause trouble on purpose? Are you looking for a beating? Do you need to evaluate the quality of my bird? Whoa!" Old Sun's head snapped in a hurry.
Zi threw the bird cage to the ground, came over and grabbed Niu Er's collar.