What is the most painful thing for a man? If you were someone else, the answer would probably be all kinds of weird, but if you ask Zhan Junhun, then he will definitely hold his head, cry bitterly, and then curse Cerberus!
There is no doubt that Zhanjunhun is very powerful. With his third place in Xuanwu City, he advanced to the screening round, and stood out from a competition of 11 million people and achieved third place. If it had been anyone else, he would have only dreamed of it.
Laugh, that is really inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people!
However, Zhan Junhun would cry in his dreams, because these days, every night, he would dream of some very scary things, such as, a snap, the egg broke, for example, a snap, the chopsticks broke.
, dreams like this, and every time, he would wake up, biting the quilt, with tears in his eyes!
This kid, Zhan Junhun, is so stunned!
In the past few days, he has always had a bad look on his face, which made Sister Lin confused. Before the audition, he was fine, but after the audition, he seemed to be a different person. He had a sullen face every day, just like others owed him
Like money.
"Uncle, what's for dinner tonight? Shall we have noodles? I haven't eaten your poached eggs for a long time!"
ah?
An egg immediately appeared in front of Zhan Junhun's eyes, and then broke into pieces with a snap. His body immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and his face became even more smelly!
"No, let's go out for a barbecue tonight!"
Zhan Junhun said in his heart that he must buy more sheep treasures this time and replenish them! He also knew that it was a game. Even if it was really broken, it probably wouldn't affect reality. However, this child
It's already crazy, that is to say, it makes no sense!
Sister Lin didn't like eating greasy food at all, but looking at the uncle's look, she still pouted and agreed. Come on, let's barbecue, it's better than eating nothing at all!
Looking at Zhan Junhun's mouth full of oil, Sister Lin felt a little like vomiting. Zhan Junhun mysteriously went to the boss alone to ask for something that had already been served. She intuitively believed that it was sliced into thin slices and neatly packed.
The strange things on the plate were very strange, but Zhan Junhun ate them very deliciously.
There were several tables of people eating next to them, and they looked at the two of them with strange eyes. After all, what level of lady was Sister Lin? She could see that the eyes of those people looking at her were very ambiguous, as if
Like in a joke or out of curiosity.
Zhan Junhun burped with satisfaction. Well, although he spent several hundred yuan, the food was quite satisfying. Of course, he saw the strange looks in the eyes of the men around him, which just made Sister Lin calm down and not ask questions.
Asking about it, otherwise, if this curious baby asks, he really doesn’t know how to explain it!
"Isn't there something really wrong with this guy? He's already eaten three Yangbao sticks, and he's not afraid of dying?"
"Hey, how is that possible? He is the famous Yangbao brother. If he doesn't eat five Yangbao sticks every day, then he can't sleep?"
"I'm dizzy. You guy, you can't sleep because of eating, right?"
"Tch, if you don't believe it, I'll throw you away! Why don't you go ask this buddy?"
"Go away, I don't have that hobby! However, this Brother Yangbao is so magical, five sticks a day, how much does that cost?"
"Oh, how much money do you care about? People are willing to do it, do you understand? It's hard to buy it if you have money!"
Zhan Junhun's head was full of black lines. The two seemed to be talking in a low voice, but the eyes glanced over from time to time. He only ate it twice. No need to exaggerate, right?
Brother Yangbao?
Zhan Junhun sneered. This name is probably a hundred times more shocking than Brother Xiaosha. You must not let others know it. Otherwise, let alone a lifetime of fame, ahem, your reputation will be ruined!
Just as he was thinking about it, he suddenly saw Sister Lin looking at him intently with her big bright eyes and an innocent expression. Zhan Junhun's heart skipped a beat:
"It's over. This is Ya'er's almost trademarked expression. Once she shows this expression, she turns into a curious baby! Could it be that she asked...?"
"Look what I'm doing? I have flowers on my face? Girl, how are you? Are these kebabs delicious? I tell you, you should eat more kebabs here. The kebabs here are good, for weight loss and beauty.
It seems good and good for the skin. Well, a few days ago, it was said that a menopausal man often came here to eat skewers, and all his ailments were cured!"
Sister Lin was so angry that she wanted to bite this guy. What is that? Losing weight, getting beauty, having good skin, and that... everything can be cured. She is very stable!
"Ahem, this damn guy actually taught me how to be bad!"
Sister Lin's face turned red. She stretched out her hand and pinched Zhan Junhun's leg from under the small table. Zhan Junhun was laughing secretly in his heart, but his face turned pale. Then, his face turned red. Good guy.
, Sister Lin looks very gentle, and her ability to catch meat is indeed not something to be underestimated!
Zhan Junhun's eyes widened. At this time, he must seize the initiative. If Sister Lin is given a chance, she might do something wrong. She must not be allowed to come to her senses, otherwise it will be miserable!
Zhan Junhun said: "Girl, what are you doing? It hurts, you know? What if this doesn't work?"
What Zhan Junhun originally meant was that if his legs were bruised and he couldn't walk, what should he do? However, maybe he was thinking about it, and he originally wanted to say, "What if I can't walk now?"
” It became “What if this doesn’t work?”
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Zhan Junhun was immediately dumbfounded. Sure enough, several of the compatriots around him looked at Zhan Junhun with pitiful, sympathetic, and sad eyes. What was even worse, they spat in the face of the person opposite him.
, suddenly, several pairs started quarreling over this, and the originally harmonious atmosphere immediately added many disharmonious notes!
"Stop interrupting, let me ask you, what are your plans? I have something to ask you!"
"Can we talk about it when we get home? Auntie, can we talk about it when we get home?"
Zhan Junhun held out hope for the worst and looked at Sister Lin with a pitiful and pleading look. How much did he hope that this hateful curious baby would shut up now? When they got home, they would say nothing.
Okay, but don’t make trouble for him in public in the hall!
"Humph, no, I don't know about your evil intentions? I just want to ask! I ask you, what does Brother Yangbao mean?"
puff!
Not only Zhanjunhun, but also the two buddies at the table next to Zhanjunhun both sprayed together!
Sister Lin's voice became louder because of her anxiety. In this way, almost everyone in the originally small outdoor barbecue stall heard these words. In an instant, even the quarreling young couple shut up. Everyone was together, and it was very difficult.
Looking at Sister Lin in surprise!
Of course, as the protagonist, Zhan Junhun received many times more eyes, which made him feel like he was carrying a ray of light! It really felt like he was fighting for the ground with his head!
"Mom, I am provoking someone!"
The blood vessels on Zhan Junhun's forehead were jumping, and his breathing was quickening. He endured and endured, fearing that he would accidentally suffer a cardiac arrest or cerebral blood vessel rupture. At that time, Sister Lin would probably reach the age of
The purpose!
"Gaben'er!"
Zhan Junhun turned his head sharply, his neck bones cracked as he moved so quickly, and he made a crisp sound. He looked straight at the two people who named him.
Those two brothers were also honest people. When they saw the warrior souls waiting for them like wild beasts, the two brothers grinned, threw down 50 yuan, and ran away without saying a word.
!
"Uncle, just tell me, tell me! What is Brother Yangbao? What is Yangbao??"
The lovely sister Lin cooed, grabbed Zhan Junhun's big hand, and started to act coquettishly. She originally wanted to settle accounts with those two guys, but Zhan Junhun, who had their faces full of peach blossoms, had no choice but to hold back.
With anger, he gritted his teeth and looked at Sister Lin.
As the culprit, Sister Lin has no idea that Zhan Junhun is now even ready to stew and eat her, which has driven Zhan Junhun crazy. However, she knows that as a girl, she cannot
Let men, especially the men you like, lose face.
So, the cute and cute Sister Lin immediately blinked her eyes, and her big smiling eyes immediately turned watery. She looked at Zhan Junhun and said:
"Are you angry with me? I didn't mean it. I really didn't mean it. Otherwise, you can beat me up and vent your anger!"
As she spoke, the little girl blinked her eyes hard, and two big tears fell down.
Looking at the cunning Sister Lin, although she knew clearly that this little girl was acting, Zhan Junhun instantly became not angry at all in her heart. She even began to feel distressed, and her face suddenly changed.
Embarrassing, now, it’s neither crying nor laughing anymore!
Gritting his teeth, Zhan Junhun knew that he had completely failed. He sighed, as if he had aged dozens of years in an instant. He took out 300 yuan and put it on the table. After shouting the check, he grabbed Sister Lin's hand.
, and left the barbecue stall.
Sister Lin, of course, was performing a full performance. At this time, she was still in tears. I didn’t say anything, just kept crying. Let’s see what you can do!
Zhan Junhun looked at Lin Yashi, who looked like a little woman, and completely admitted his failure. He untied his coat and put it on Lin Yashi. Unexpectedly, this little girl pressed her nose to her face and hugged Zhan Junhun's arm.
, said in a disgusting voice:
"Uncle, I want you to carry me!"
"I...how old are you?"
"The day I find you, I will be 19 years old!"
"What? It's your 19th birthday that day? Ya'er, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Hey, uncle, do you want to give me a gift? Huh, you are still bullying me now and you don't like me at all! You won't even carry me if I ask you to carry me!"
Zhan Junhun sighed. It's mid-June now. Although it's nine o'clock now, there are still people coming and going on the road. Is it appropriate to carry a young girl like this?
"Brother Jun, I want you to carry me on your back, I want you to carry me on your back!"
Lin Yashi stopped crying. She looked at Zhan Junhun with her two big eyes, twinkling with little stars. This girl had made up her mind!
At this moment, there was a loud bang and a big thunder sounded in the sky. The warrior spirit looked up at the sky, but could not see a single star. He bent down helplessly. The little girl immediately chirped and crawled to his side.
The sweatpants on the back are very thin and elegant, but the touch against the skin is particularly obvious.
