As soon as Zhanjunhun returned to Youyetang, Sissi came to tell him that Sugra in the family did not want to see him. This surprised him and he didn't know why!
Socrates is a typical bipolar warrior in the family, which means that women love him to death, men hate him to death, and both have reached the pinnacle of perfection!
Of course, this is just a joke. Sogra's endless popularity is very good. However, because he is popular with female compatriots, he is very popular with male compatriots. However, in fact, everyone is very good to them. Zhanjunhun is very good to them.
His impression was also quite good.
"Langda, I would like to ask you for help, a personal request!"
Sugra looked very embarrassed and his face was a little red. He was different from the sunny and cheerful person he usually was. Zhan Junhun could see that there was clearly hidden atmosphere, grievance and anxiety in this guy's expression.
"Why should I take it seriously? I have no idea. Wouldn't it be enough to just send me a message directly or call me out in the family? You have to come to me. If you have this time, you might as well go pick up a girl!"
"
Zhan Junhun said this deliberately because he had heard that Sugra seemed to have a girlfriend recently, and the two of them were so good at each other that they seemed to be in love with each other.
Everyone knows about this matter. For example, **Silly, also known as Netherworld Ghost Demon, broadcast the whole process of their going to the inn to get a room the day before yesterday on the family channel. At that time, Netherworld Ghost Demon said this:
"At that time, they went to an inn, and the room was priced at ten gold coins a night. The couple scraped together and scraped together nine gold coins. In the end, the inn felt sorry for them and gave them a discount before they could move in. However,
After they entered the room, they were so anxious that they forgot to close the window, and as a result, everyone knew something!"
Hearing this, everyone knew that Netherworld Ghost Demon was going to make fun of him, and sure enough, what he said next made everyone almost burst out laughing!
"After Socrates disarmed his girlfriend, his girlfriend began to help Socrates undress and take off his belt. As a result, as soon as he took off his pants, he found that Socrates was completely naked. His girlfriend
I said, oh, Gege, you are so annoying. Sogra’s answer for not having a bottom is very classic. He said, I have no money, not even money to stay in a hotel, let alone buy underwear, so I don’t have a bottom!"
From then on, Sukra, who was originally nicknamed "Ge Ge", was called Wu Di by everyone. Oh, the word "无" has to be pronounced as "木"!
After Sugra listened to Zhan Junhun's words, he left with his face flushed. This guy was so shy!
He muttered:
"It's not convenient to talk about this in the family channel. I don't think it's a big deal if you send a message, so I came to you. Hey, Wolf, you must help me with this matter!
"
"You are a man after all. What's the ink mark? Tell me quickly!"
Although Zhan Junhun was scolding this "no bottom", he was saying it with a smile. Everyone knew that he was not really scolding, but just telling a joke.
"I'm getting married, and I want you to witness it for me!"
Zhan Junhun stood up suddenly and said in surprise:
"Hey, you kid, you can do it. How can you make rice out of raw rice so quickly? How many months has it been since you got married? So I'm going to be an uncle soon? Do you want me to recognize your child as my godson?"
When Sissi heard Zhan Junhun say this, she couldn't help it. She even laughed out loud. Later, she felt embarrassed and quickly covered her mouth with her hands.
Socrates immediately touched his head after hearing this, and shouted with "a mixture of shame and anger":
"Lang Da, don't listen to the idiot's nonsense. We don't have it. Besides, besides, we are in a game!"
"In the game? Can you get married in the game?"
"Don't you know? The marriage system in the world is one of the most perfect systems. Not only can you get married, but you can also enter the bridal chamber, and it is said that there will be a reproductive system in the future. In addition, there is no limit to how many wives you can marry, um, that
, there is no limit to how many husbands you can find, as long as everyone agrees!"
Oh my gosh, this is really news!
Zhanjunhun vaguely remembered a certain update and maintenance, and it seemed that the marriage system was mentioned, but he really didn't know the details. He didn't expect that it would be so complicated.
You know, the world is a very perverted game, claiming to be 99.99% real. All human activities, except for the historical background that cannot be changed, are said to be able to be realized in the world.
Zhan Junhun knows that some female projectors are now engaged in the flesh business in the game, and it is said that countries in the Western world that allow red light districts to exist are seeking to bring this industry into the "world", even if
In the Shenlong Kingdom, also known as the Huaxia District, it is said that there are also such female projectors.
The "World" stipulates that male projections are absolutely not allowed to touch female projections without the consent of the female projections, let alone any intimate behavior. However, once the female projections agree, then the male projections will
You can do whatever you want, there is nothing you can't think of!
All this messy information flashed through Zhan Junhun's mind. He stared at Sogra with a pair of big eyes full of curiosity and gossip, and said:
"I'm not sure. Do you also want to taste that virtual... well, the taste of marriage? I admire you!"
"Lang Da, there are so many beauties around you, why are you talking about me? Have you not tasted the sweetness enough? Sister Runwu, Sister Qingqing and Sister Lin, have you eaten too little? Lang Da, be careful, don't take advantage of me.
The gun is worn out!”
"Baby, what are you talking about?"
With a snap, the warrior spirit knocked on Sogra's bottomless head, and looked back at Sissi with a guilty conscience. Sure enough, Sissi's face was flushed and she had a resentful look on her face, which made people feel like a crime.
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"Wolf Da, I believe in your strength. Hehe, the wolf is mighty and domineering! The wolf has the body of a tiger and the bed is shaking!"
"Your uncle! Brat, when is the date set? I will definitely go in advance to support you, but forget about being a witness!"
"Hey, three days later, Feixue Restaurant."
"By the way, I have no idea. Let me ask you, where will you two live after you get married?"
"Um, Wolf, aren't you here? Hey, lend me some money to spend money on?"
"I know, tell me, how much?"
"We are going to buy a small house in the east of the city. We have saved a little money and cashed in part of it from reality. We are still short of 10,000 gold coins. Wolf, I want to borrow 100. Hey, I will buy some with the remaining two thousand.
Let’s decorate the new house.”
"Okay, deal!"
Without saying a word, Zhanjunhun directly asked Sugra to trade without a bottom. Sugra had no bottom and opened the trading system. When he opened the trading interface, he saw that there were 20,000 gold coins on it. This was 20,000 RMB!
Socrates said with a bottomless voice:
"Langda, I'll just borrow 100!"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I won't borrow it!"
War Army Soul said coldly, Sugra had no bottom and immediately wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost. He looked at the 20,000 gold coins in the transaction interface, and there was an angry expression on his face. Obviously, War Army Soul
This really made it difficult for him to get off the stage!
"Hehe, I wish you a happy wedding. I will give you 000 gold coins as a red envelope!"
Zhan Junhun took one look and knew that the heat was almost over. If the trouble continued, the brotherhood would probably be damaged!
Sugra was stunned for a moment. If you get married in the game, how can you get red envelopes? In all games, as long as the people getting married can achieve the intimacy level, it is possible to get married several times a day. Therefore, everyone just thinks about this.
It's just a joke, not serious, but Zhan Junhun has set a precedent!
"Wolf Big, me!"
"I'm sorry, I just joked with you. The 20,000 yuan is a little bit of my heart. Take it, brother. Don't blame me for joking with you, haha!"
Zhan Junhun was afraid of any repercussions, so he quickly explained that Sugra had never expected Zhanjunhun to be so easy to talk to. It turned out that he had hesitated for a long time, wondering whether he should borrow money from Zhanjunhun.
After joining the family, he has already received a salary of tens of thousands, which is very high compared to other families, so he is a little afraid of borrowing money from Zhan Junhun.
However, if he borrowed it from others, he didn't know when he would be able to pay it back, and everyone in the entire family knew that Zhan Junhun was richer, so he thought about it for a long time and asked Zhan Junhun to be the witness.
The reason was that I came to him to borrow money.
However, no matter how wild his thoughts were, he never expected that Zhan Junhun did not lend him any money, but actually gave him a big red envelope of 20,000 yuan!
That's not 0,300, that's 20,000 yuan, so for a moment, Sugra was completely moved! However, he knew the temper of Zhan Junhun, and there was no need to say those words of thanks, but how could he repay the favor?
Where is the war spirit?
"Right!"
After the transaction was over, Sugra didn't speak for a long time, and the war spirit didn't bother him. At this time, he seemed to have thought of something, and he struck hard with both hands. It can be said that he was very happy.
"Langda, thank you, I won't say anything else!"
"Haha, wake up, I have no idea. In the future, treat others well and don't bully them, you know?"
Zhan Junhun is not very big, but at this time, he pretended to be a big-tailed hawk and started to teach him a lesson in an old-fashioned way. Sugra didn't listen at all, because what Zhanjunhun said was wrong, naturally it was the left ear.
It goes in and out of the right ear, but I hear nothing and remember nothing.
"Lang Da, I teamed up with my wife and the others today to kill a boss. Can you help us?"
Zhan Junhun looked at the time and saw that today was June 26th. There was a main draw in the evening. However, it was still early and there were at least 5 or 6 hours left. Therefore, after thinking about it, he readily agreed.
Sugra didn't know why Zhanjunhun agreed, and was very happy. He immediately stood up and was about to set off. Zhanjunhun stopped him and replenished various potions and the like with him in the store before walking out with him.
Youyetang.
Sissi leaned against the gate of Youye Hall, looking at the departing warrior souls, her beautiful big eyes slowly filled with tears.
