Zhan Junhun felt like he was going crazy. Looking at this little devil, he really hated it. He didn't hate this sister Lin, but himself. They said that good men don't fight with women. Why did he have to fight with this little devil?
What about the quarrel? If I had known this, it would be better to say sorry honestly, then go our separate ways, and never see each other again. How good!
It's a pity that there are cold medicines, toothache medicines, and headache medicines in this world, but there is no regret medicine! It seems that the war spirit has boarded a pirate ship!
He shook his head and admitted it. He looked at this little loli depressedly and said:
"First of all, I'm not called uncle. I'm only 24. I'm not old at all. I'm still young and in a good period of life. Secondly, I can do something for you, but please don't bother me again! How about that?"
"Besides, if you're not uncle, you think I'm willing to bother you? You made me cry. Do you want to compensate me? Uncle, if you help me once, we'll be even, okay?"
"You still call me uncle?" Zhan Jun shivered with anger!
"Uncle, did I call you that? You didn't hear me wrong, right?"
"Ah! I'm so angry!" Zhan Junhun roared, finally knowing what "women and villains are hard to raise" means!
"Uncle, are you angry?" The little Loli blinked her innocent, pure eyes and looked at the warrior spirit carefully!
"Bang", Zhan Junhun raised his fist and hit himself on the head. Of course, not hard!
"My name is Wolf Soul, let's go and finish what you have to do quickly!"
Zhan Junhun said feebly that he had appointed him, let alone uncle, let alone uncle, he would accept his fate even if he was called uncle or aunt. He could see that he could not afford to offend this little devil!
The little girl raised her red fist and cheered, "yeah!" Obviously, she was celebrating her victory!
Zhan Junhun almost had his nose twisted with anger, but seeing the little girl's joyful appearance, his heart softened for no reason, and his anger immediately dissipated into the sky.
So, under the leadership of Loli, they walked outside the city.
On the road, the little loli was like a chirping sparrow, talking non-stop!
"Uncle, do you know? I have almost no friends since I was a child!..."
"My parents are very strict with me. I come here secretly to play! Hehe, I'm smart, right?"
"I have been forced to learn a lot of things since I was a child, and there are a lot of etiquette and other messy things. It is annoying to death, but my parents are so fierce and force me to learn!"
"Uncle, do you know? I really like making clothes. Hehe, in the future, I will make the most beautiful clothes for my parents! I will definitely make them! Do you think they will be happy?"
"Uncle, do you know? Those men are very annoying, they circle around me like flies!"
"Uncle, do you know? Some men are good and bad. They stare at me with disgusting eyes that make my hair stand on end."
"Uncle, do you know?..."
…
"Uncle, do you have a girlfriend? Can I be your girlfriend?"
With a thud, Zhan Junhun fell to the ground! He was already dying under the siege of these fifty ducks, but he was still alive at last. But the little girl's last words suddenly killed his little girl.
Life!
"Uncle, uncle, what's wrong with you?" The little girl shook the War Army Soul anxiously. After a long time, the War Army Soul finally came back from hell!
"I beg you, please stop talking, okay? Just let me be quiet for a while! Thank you. Being with you today, I understand two very useful truths!"
The little girl originally blushed with shame, but after hearing the second half of Zhan Junhun's words, she showed an extremely passionate desire for knowledge and asked with a little star shining.
"The first reason is that I understand that women cannot be provoked, because women and villains are difficult to raise. The second reason is that two women together are like a hundred ducks, and one woman is like fifty ducks. This arithmetic
The question is so correct!”
After hearing this, the little girl's eyes immediately turned red and she shed tears. Click, Zhan Junhun felt a bolt of lightning strike the top of his head. His scalp was numb and his hairs stood on end. He wished he could give himself a mouthful! He owed his mouth at this time.
Why provoke her?
He quickly began to coax the little girl, and finally, after signing several unequal treaties, the little girl finally showed a smile after the rain cleared up. However, at this time, the warrior spirit lowered his head forever!
He recalled the various promises he had made. If he calculated them carefully, he would never complete them in this life. His only hope was to immediately write down the deed of sale and sell the 160 kilograms to the little girl.
Yes, there may be hope of clearing the debt!
They walked all the way west until they reached a place where birds were singing and flowers were fragrant. Along the way, the frequency of the little girl's words decreased significantly, but the content increased in a straight line. Therefore, Zhan Junhun calculated that during the more than an hour on the road,
The little girl spoke for almost seventy minutes, well, there was a pause of two minutes in between!
Marry a chicken, follow a chicken, marry a dog, follow a dog, let him go! Such a sentence suddenly appeared in Zhan Junhun's mind, carefully, and he couldn't help but laugh. He has been tortured by this little witch and has become neurotic and has a tendency to pervert!
Zhan Junhun didn't know that he was the only man who could hear what the little girl was saying. No, it should be said that he was the only one! Later, when Zhan Junhun knew about it, he no longer felt irritated, only deep.
So touched!
What will happen with this little girl later? Let’s wait and see!
The little girl was chattering, as if she hadn't spoken in the past nineteen years, talking endlessly about some interesting or boring things. Although she didn't clearly mention her family background, Zhan Junhun could also feel the origin of this little girl.
Definitely unusual.
But he didn't have any evil thoughts, so he just listened casually without guessing or asking questions. This just made the little girl feel satisfied and moved, and a mysterious string in his heart trembled slightly.
The little girl seemed to really open up her heart to Zhan Junhun. She even told him when she started wearing underwear. This made Zhan Junhun really dumbfounded. However, the simplicity, purity and kindness of this little girl also gave Zhan Junhun a hard time.
He was deeply impressed. The only drawback was that this guy was too clever!
Really unable to bear it anymore, Zhan Junhun said: "Sister, how far is it? What on earth are you going to do? Aren't you going to abduct me?"
"Uncle, it's not far, just go through this forest! Hehe, it seems that the big bad wolf kidnapped Little Red Riding Hood, but Little Red Riding Hood has no ability to kidnap the big bad wolf!"
Zhan Junhun despised himself in his heart because of his arrears. Because of his arrogance, he got a free hat - the big bad wolf. However, he suddenly remembered the big bad wolf. I don't know.
Which god gave me such a unique name!
"Okay, okay, tell me, what is the mission?"
Change the topic quickly, this is the only way to avoid embarrassment!
"I am a feather master, and I want to collect feathers to make colorful feather clothes!" The little girl's crisp voice suddenly became less annoying, because the warrior spirit heard a word that interested him.
"Feather Master, what is that? A raincoat maker? A colorful raincoat? Is it so laborious? Can't it be done with just a piece of oilcloth?"
Zhan Junhun didn't recover for a while, and the result was obvious, he was severely humiliated by the little girl!
"Uncle, are you from Mars? Colorful and Feathery Clothes, don't you know this? Have you... graduated from elementary school? One of the four beauties, Yang Yuhuan, fascinated everyone with her colorful and feathery clothes.
Emperors of the Three Dynasties of Tang Dynasty, don’t you know this? Uncle, don’t say I know you, it’s so embarrassing!”
Zhan Junhun hid his face and cried bitterly. He had lost his face, and even his dignity! He was ridiculed by a teenage girl, and he didn't have a chance to retort. The longer he lived, the more he went back! He was really too shameless to see anyone!
In that kind of "deep compound" except for a bunch of bald donkeys and not even a female fly, Zhanjunhun has three characteristics that are most commendable to everyone:
First, the skills of killing enemies quickly, accurately and ruthlessly;
Second, the character of using every possible means to fight against enemies;
Third, you are so passionate about your brothers that you can cut them off at both ends!
If I had to add another one, it would be laughing and cursing, and smelling like a ruffian with a mouth full of ashes.
If this is said, Zhan Junhun is definitely not afraid of anyone, but when it comes to poetry and poetry, it seems a bit overwhelming for him who has a background in science. But it is not that he doesn't know Nishang Yuyi, but who makes him only think about that?
Where is the Hagoromo Master? If not, I can only blame him for being short-tongued. He asked honest questions and stopped talking about idle talk!
Oh, man, never talk to a woman when you are thinking about a problem, otherwise you are very likely to die miserably. Believe me, that's right.
Fortunately, the little girl didn't really want to humiliate Zhan Junhun. She paused and said:
"After arriving in Tieshi City, I was wandering on the street one day and met an old lady who was sick. I cured her illness, and she taught me the profession of feather master.
Uncle, do you know? This is the only hidden profession, hey, the master said, I am unique, we are all from the same lineage!"
The little girl smiled, as if offering a treasure, and said:
"The feather dresser was very ordinary at the beginning, he could only make some ordinary clothes, and the materials of the clothes could only be feathers, but now he has become so powerful that he can make fashionable clothes!
The master said that when the feather master grows to a certain level, he can make magical weapons, and they will be clothes that can fly and have wings!"
Zhan Junhun's heart was filled with excitement! Sister Lin fell from the sky, and she didn't expect to find a treasure! This is God's favor.
"Hey, sister, am I good to you?" Zhan Junhun stopped, rubbed his hands, a strange light emitted from his eyes, stared at the little girl's pretty face, and asked with a smile.
That image, no matter how you look at it, looks like a weird uncle holding a lollipop. He is saying to the little loli: "Little sister, am I good to you? Come, follow uncle, and uncle will take you to eat delicious weird sticks."
lollipop!"
The little girl was startled, crossed her hands on her chest, and asked in surprise:
"Uncle, what are you going to do? Don't you want me to be your girlfriend? You can't force me!"
I faint, who instilled this abominable theory into this little girl!
Zhan Junhun coughed and said, "Uh, um, we'll talk about it later. I want to ask you if you would like to join my family. There are many big brothers and sisters in there who can play with you!"
Zhan Junhun did not deceive little Lolita about this. Li Fei’s studio does have a few big sisters, but they don’t live together with the work!
The little girl thought for a while and said, "Then can I see you often? Can you always accompany me?"
Zhan Junhun nodded, and the little girl screamed for joy, saying: "Okay, okay, I'm joining, you can't lie to me!"
Baby got it! Hehe!
Zhan Junhun didn't know that what he picked up was more than just a treasure. It was a treasure that would captivate the city and the country!
Now that the little Loli is done, let’s go and pluck her feathers. Oh, help her pluck the bird’s feathers!
