Chapter 100 Don’t compete with me for your master’s wife!
"So cruel! Yue'er, we are friends too, so we don't need to be so ruthless, right? How about you allocate some girls to me, otherwise I won't even have a cheerleading team when I hold an event, it won't be embarrassing. "
Seeing that Qin Yue didn't let go, Emperor Ye felt depressed again. He had forgotten to look at the almanac when he went out today. What was originally a class for beauties turned into a class for monks, and he had to bear a huge burden. This teacher didn't look like a
It's as satisfying as I thought.
"Boys who don't have to play can hold flowers and act as cheerleaders. In short, in one word: self-sufficiency, plenty of food and clothing!"
Gently patting Ye Huang's bitter face, Qin Yue had a sly smile on her face.
On the other hand, Ye Huang looked like he had sacrificed his life generously, with his face pulled down like a fat pigskin, and his eyes full of tragedy.
At this time, a picture flashed in Ye Huang's mind: a group of boys dressed in girls' attire, wearing heavy makeup and light makeup, stood on both sides of the basketball court, waving small flags in their hands and shouting "Come on Luqiao" in a cooing voice.
slogan.
A cool breeze blew by, and Ye Huang felt that the balls in his crotch were getting cold...
Can this *** be replaced by just anyone? If that were the case, the Luqiao major would not directly become the shemale major.
When he thought about this ridiculous situation, Ye Huang felt even more sad, and the days to come would probably be uncomfortable.
"I said Yue'er, why don't you give me a cassock and a Zen staff." With a grimace, Ye Huang said to Qin Yue and Xie Chenyan who were standing there laughing.
"What do you want those things for?"
"What do you think? I have become the counselor of the monk class. You might as well be a good person and get me the standard equipment, cassocks and Zen staff, and then I will take all the disciples to Mount Wutai to become a monk."
"Pfft..." Ye Huang's words did not make the two girls burst into laughter.
"You are always not serious at all. Even if you want to become a monk, the parents and girlfriends of other students are not willing to do so."
"It's very simple. If I build a nunnery next to the temple, it's not over. When there's nothing else, the two temples can still have social gatherings and so on."
"In addition, I will write a sign on the mountain gate!" Ye Huang said with his hands on his waist, looking very serious.
"What brand?" Seeing that Ye Huang was so funny, Qin Yue and Xie Chenyan were happy to listen to this guy's nonsense.
"Taoist priests and other religious believers are not allowed to enter, and they are not allowed to compete with the monks of this temple for their master's wife!"
"Pfft..." This time the two of them laughed even more happily than before, and they laughed forward and back together.
"Giggle...you...you made me laugh to death. You stinky bastard has gone to the temple to be the abbot and you are still thinking about girls."
Qin Yuexiao on the side almost shed tears, she held her stomach and pointed at Ye Huang.
This guy's thoughts are really wild and unconstrained, and he changed an allusion into something like this.
Xie Chenyan stood aside. Although he was not as indulgent as Qin Yuexiao, he still burst into tears with laughter in his eyes. He was looking at Ye Huang with his mouth slightly covered.
As for Wang Chuan, he just leaned on the table and laughed so hard that he couldn't even make a sound.
Seeing this guy looking like he was suffering from epilepsy, Ye Huang was surprised and said in his heart.
"Grandma, I thought this joke wasn't funny, but you, the fat guy, just laughed it off."
"The affairs of men and women are of the order of heaven and earth. I still have to pass on the family lineage. How can I not think about it. Besides, no one can hold me in my arms. I just keep it in the heart of the Buddha. There are so many rules."
"By the way, you can follow me when the time comes. It will be great for you to become a teacher. Hey, how about it?"
"Go to hell, you're just going to be a teacher. You think about all kinds of messy things all day long. Come on, I'll show you the school. The new students are coming to school tomorrow, and you have to go to work."
After gently slapping Ye Huang, Qin Yueqiong frowned slightly and said dissatisfiedly before preparing to take Ye Huang out.
At this moment, the door suddenly opened, and the dean Li Dahai walked in with a gloomy look on his face.
Seeing Li Dahai suddenly come in, both Qin Yue and Xie Chenyan frowned.
Li Dahai has never had much contact with them, and is basically someone he doesn't want to see except at work.
Because both Qin Yue and Xie Chenyan felt that this person was very frivolous and always looked around with his eyes. A few days ago, some girls came to school to report that Li Dahai deliberately took advantage of girls in the name of work and education.
Now that the other party appears here, everyone is somewhat surprised.
And Ye Huang didn't know what kind of green onion the other party was, so he didn't pay any attention to it.
However, they ignored the people who always paid attention. Wang Chuan, who had been lying on the table laughing just now, stood up and waited for Li Dahai with a cold expression.
"Director Li, why did you come to my office when you had time? Do you want to sue me again?" Wang Chuan hated Li Dahai who was only in his thirties before him.
Originally, Wang Chuannai was the director of the school's finance department, in charge of the entire school's financial expenditure and income, and could earn more or less hundreds of thousands every year.
But it was the villain Li Dahai in front of him who took advantage of his position in the "government" of Chongqing City to force him out of his position.
As a result, now I can only serve as the director of the recruitment department, and Qingshui Yamen can only earn a few words a year.
"Director Wang, I'm not here to quarrel with you today. If you have any prejudice against me, you can go to the higher-ups to report it. I, Li Dahai, have nothing to say."
"I came to you today because of the young man in front of you. Principal Qin, I heard that there seems to be some illegal operations in this recruitment..."
With a cold smile, Li Dahai glanced at Ye Huang in front of him and said with a hint of meanness in his voice.
