Under the command of Jiang Yan, all the women in the room rushed into the kitchen who could cook, and those who couldn't helped pick vegetables. Only Ye Huang was sitting leisurely on the sofa and amusing Tiantian.
Since the winter vacation in kindergarten, this little guy has been taken care of by several girls in turn. As a godfather, he always teases him when he has nothing to do.
Although the little guy is small, what he says is always shocking and non-stop. It has surprised Ye Huang several times.
At this moment, the little guy was eating a small half of an apple peeled by Ye Huang, and his lively eyes were spinning.
"Tiantian, tell dad what are you looking at?"
Seeing that this boy's eyes were always looking at Tang Guo who had just arrived, Ye Huang felt a little funny in his heart.
I remember that some time ago, Dongfang Youruo and Lin Anqi came over. This little guy also looked at them for a long time, as if they had encountered something new.
"Nothing, I'm looking at the new mother."
Turning around, the little guy smiled at Emperor Ye and agreed simply.
Ye Huang here was so shocked by this boy's words that his eyes widened. "Damn it, how did this boy know that Tang Guo was the new mother's son? Who told him?"
"Tiantian, tell dad, who told you that it belongs to the new mother?"
"Isn't it? But mom said that anyone who has kissed dad is mom. Just now dad kissed her in front of the door."
"Sweat...I thought I was doing it secretly, but the little spy actually saw it."
Ye Huang was sweating violently in his heart.
"But I didn't kiss her, why did you still call her mom?" Ye Huang pointed at Lin Anqi and continued to ask.
Lin Anqi came and stayed for a while, but Ye Huang didn't have anything happen to her, and the latter didn't ask for anything from her. This guy usually called her mother the most frequently, which made the other girls use it every time.
He looked at himself suspiciously, as if he was the one who taught him.
"Hehe, I won't tell you..."
The little guy turned his head, straightened his body and slid off the sofa, then ran towards Lin Anqi, and then pulled the pain of Lin Anqi who was picking vegetables, and the latter leaned down.
The little guy was like a little spy, whispering something in front of Lin Anqi's ear, and looking over here from time to time.
"Oh no! This girl couldn't have bribed this guy. Hey...you are so young. Your position is no longer firm. It hurts in vain." Ye Huang shook his head and sighed.
Lin Anqi glanced at Ye Huang, glared fiercely, then blushed and looked away, and continued picking vegetables.
The look in her eyes made Ye Huang a little confused. He didn't say anything. Why was this girl looking like this? Why was she blushing?
Ye Huang didn't think about other aspects at all.
After reporting the situation, Tiantian ran back with small steps, smiled at Emperor Ye, climbed up on the sofa and continued to eat the half piece of apple.
"dad."
"Um?"
"Do you want to know what I just said to An Qi's mother?"
"What?"
As soon as Ye Huang finished asking, the little guy raised his hand.
"What's the meaning?"
"Dad is so stupid. This means five lollipops. All the children in our kindergarten know it."
"Are these five lollipops?" Ye Huang raised his brows and was defeated by this little guy. You kept holding out your little hand, and there was apple juice on it. I thought you asked me to wipe your hands.
Ye Huang felt that he, who was over twenty-five years old, had defeated this child who was less than four years old.
"Of course, Dad, I have already given you a discount. When Sasha asked me if I liked her at school, I wanted these."
Saying this, the little guy kicked off one of his shoes, stretched out his two hands, and then stretched out one foot.
You still use your hands and feet, this kid is invincible. When someone likes you, you still collect the lollipop, you are invincible!
By the way, does the lollipop talk about the roots? It seems to talk about the branches, right? Emperor Ye was shocked by the little guy in front of him.
"How much is this?"
"Five plus five plus five!" the little guy said solemnly.
"How many roots are five plus five plus five?" It's obviously fifteen. This little guy's logic is different from other people's.
"It's five plus five plus five. You are so verbose. Sasha is not so verbose. Just give me twenty rations and five more. You don't even give me five rations and you still have so many opinions."
The milky voice was filled with anger, and the little guy made Ye Huang very happy.
"Tiantian, daddy asks you, what is eight plus eight?"
"sixteen!"
"Where's eight plus seven?"
"fifteen!"
“What about five plus five plus five?”
The little guy's head was shaking like a plucked drum. Seeing him like this, Emperor Ye couldn't help laughing.
This little guy is so funny. I'm sorry he's not good at math. He can't figure out what five plus five plus five is.
Looking at Tiantian's innocent face, Ye Huang seemed to have returned to his own childhood, learning arithmetic from the beggar's grandfather. Five plus five knew that it was ten, and eight plus two made him faint.
Tiantian today is the same as he was when he was a child.
"Stop teasing Tiantian, you must have been like this when you were this old." Qin Yue, who came from the kitchen to get something, glared at Ye Huang and said.
"That's not true. Tiantian is much smarter than his father when he was a child. At least he knows how to get paid when people ask him things, right? Tiantian?"
Obviously the latter could not understand some of what was said, but he still kept nodding his head, and the other women who looked at him were all laughing.
"Dad, do you still want to ask? If not, I will increase the price."
"How much more?"
"Five." He shook his plump little hand, and the little guy looked angry. Obviously, the smiles of Emperor Ye and the girls in front of him made the little guy very angry.
"Okay, daddy doesn't have it now. How about buying it for you tonight?"
"Wait a minute." As he said that, the little guy jumped off the sofa again, and then ran into the kitchen with a bound. After a while, Jiang Yan was pulled out by his trouser legs.
"What are you doing? Mom still needs to cook."
Jiang Yan, who didn't know what her son was going to do, was a little confused.
"Mom, dad owes me ten lollipops. You give him an IOU. I'm afraid he will cheat."
"Pfft... cough cough..."
Ye Huang, who was originally prepared to see what this kid was up to, just took a sip of water and immediately spat it out after hearing this kid's words.
He was even choked to the point of coughing.
Oh my God! Is this a child? This is like a four-year-old little landowner. The abacus made a loud noise and even hit his old man.
Looking at the serious expression with flashing eyes, Emperor Ye couldn't help but smile.
At this time, the girls could no longer hold back and started giggling.
Jiang Yan didn't expect that Tiantian would do it for this reason. She looked at her son and then at Ye Huang, who was so choked that his face turned red, and was speechless.
