"You brat! You still think your mother is unreasonable! Who told you not to explain clearly just now? If you explain clearly, I will come down. Why did I give birth to such a disobedient son like you? I am so worried!"
Chu Tiange's complaints had no effect. Here, Chu's mother glared and blamed her son for not explaining clearly.
Looking at this pair of precious mother and son, black lines appeared on Emperor Ye's forehead. It is estimated that there are not many pairs of such mother and son in the whole of China, right?
Reasoning with Chu's mother is simply asking for death. She is not a person who plays by common sense at all.
"Okay... you are right anyway, right? It's my fault. Is this the way to go? My mother..." He drawled a long tone, Chu Tiange looked serious and unhappy.
Anyone who encounters such an unreasonable mother will probably have the urge to vomit blood.
He is obviously in his forties, but his behavior is like that of a teenager. He is messy and stubborn, and often beats him up. How can this be tolerated?
"Hee hee, you just need to understand! My mother can even surrender to a stupid young man like your dad, let alone you! Don't you know that you can never reason with a woman?"
Seeing that her son was defeated, Chu's mother waved her fist a few times as if she had won a battle, and then turned her attention to Ye Huang again.
"Xiaoye, are you leaving? I'm also preparing to cook for you."
"Uh... Auntie, I think it's better to forget it. I'm going to go to the military area for Tiange. Let's leave the meal for another day." Upon hearing what Chu's mother said, Ye Huang originally went downstairs to prepare more seats for the latter.
The thought of meeting disappeared immediately.
You must know that the food cooked by the woman in front of you is called poison, but you have tried it yourself. After eating it once, you will never want to eat it a second time. If you stay here any longer, you will probably lose half your life. How can Ye Huang dare to stay any longer?
"Mom, your food will cause harm to us. Don't use it to harm others." On the side, Chu Tiange broke out in cold sweat on his forehead when he heard that his mother actually wanted to cook for them.
My mother's cooking skills are not only the worst in the world, she is definitely the second to last. Being able to use sugar as salt and soy sauce as vinegar is considered a poor cooking skill, at least she can still eat it. Being able to use alum as sugar,
When a base is used as a salt, it is truly invincible.
And my mother is this kind of invincible existence, and she has an extremely short memory.
The first time she made a mistake, at least others could correct it, but she never tired of it and knew nothing about kitchen things.
So much so that every time she said she wanted to cook, the whole family would run away.
To be honest, Chu Tiange actually had some doubts. It was a miracle that he and his sister could live and grow up.
"You brat, please stop arrogating me and you in front of my future uncle! What do you know? I pretended not to cook on purpose. Don't you know that the kitchen can make a beautiful woman look old?"
After giving her son a sideways glance, Chu's mother let out a sharp roar.
"Yes... you are so young that you look like my sister. If I go out with you and call you mom, others will think that my father has a little wife." Rolling his eyes, Chu Tiange was speechless.
"Hmph! That means that I, your mother, have taken good care of myself, and I am not the envy of others. But what you said makes sense. It is always not good to be misunderstood. Well, Tiange, you can use your dragon energy later.
Get some of this stuff and give it to your dad to make him look younger, so that others won’t look at him and look uncoordinated."
"Don't...Mom, the things I have are all given by my eldest brother. Half of them are for you to use for beauty. There is nothing left, so don't make any plans." Chu Tiange waved his hands repeatedly.
What a joke! My mother doesn’t know how much she might be deducting from her under the guise of giving to her father.
Chu Tiange has seen this kind of thing since he was a child.
"Stingy, I won't give it if you don't give it. I want it from my son-in-law!" Seeing her son say this, Chu's mother curled her lips and looked at Ye Huang with her eyes almost slitted with laughter, which made Ye Huang tremble all over.
"Xiaoye, I heard that you have a lot of dragon energy there. Do you think you can give some to Auntie? I'm going to give our old Chu Yemei a beauty treatment to make him look younger."
"Auntie, I don't have this with me. How about I send you some some other time?"
"Chengchengcheng! My future uncle is still generous. Unlike the little brat I raised, he has no filial piety at all and has simply raised a white-eyed wolf."
Chu's mother spoke unabashedly and harshly. She scolded Chu Tiange to the point where he was so angry that his nose almost broke. However, he did not dare to argue with his mother, lest the latter get worse.
"Auntie, actually this dragon energy beauty treatment is a bit wasteful. If you let Tiange help you refine it and swallow it, it only takes about half a month, and your whole body will be greatly improved from the inside out, not only your body
The function has been greatly improved, and the skin has also improved accordingly.”
Ye Huang smiled, looking at the domineering woman in front of him who was very likely to become his mother-in-law, it was hard to say anything.
"Really? You didn't lie to me?"
Upon hearing this, Chu's mother's eyes lit up.
"nature."
"Haha, that's it. That's good. Then I will take it according to your method. Brat, why didn't you tell me before, causing me to waste so many good things."
Next to him, Chu Tiange was shot again. His mother's move was probably unpredictable.
"No, Mom, you're too... I told you before, you said you pee after drinking it, it's no use, and now you blame me... I'm even more fucking unjust than Dou E
ah……"
Patting his thigh, Chu Tiange was really speechless.
This mother is simply indestructible and invincible.
"I'm sorry, you big-headed devil, why didn't I remember what you said, you kid, don't fool me when my memory is bad during menopause!"
"Who dares to fool you..."
Chu Tiange said in a squeaky voice that his mother was still younger, which was just like puberty and lack of development.
"Okay, Tiange, just stop saying a few words. Just listen to what my aunt says and don't refute." He pulled Chu Tiange, and the latter hummed twice after hearing it, which was really true.
It's not about refuting anything.
"Auntie, let's wait for another day to eat. Today I plan to go to the military area to see Uncle Wei. I will go back to Yucheng once and I always want to see everyone. What do you think?"
"Go see Old Wei, that's alright. Then you go, by the way, you have brought this gift with you, there is no use leaving it at home."
Although Chu's mother likes to mess around, she is not someone who can't distinguish the seriousness of the situation. When Ye Huang said to see Uncle Wei, she understood what he meant and nodded.
